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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spacemang_spliff posted:

cavemen didn't understand what stars were so obviously sceintists can't understand anything. checkmate science :smug:

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
lol prorat is a nutjob http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3365244&pagenumber=14&perpage=40#post384583692

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Moridin920 posted:

my state is having a multi-year historical drought and on top of that every summer has been slightly hotter than the ones before it for the last 3-4 years


I just love the people who go 'nothing humans do can have any effect.' Like fine we can disagree on the degree of the effect but how much of a buttfucking idiot do you have to be to say humans have no effect on the environment?

If we don't know how much of recent warming is natural, then how can we know how much is manmade?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how can we know anything, really

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Moridin920 posted:

my state is having a multi-year historical drought and on top of that every summer has been slightly hotter than the ones before it for the last 3-4 years


I just love the people who go 'nothing humans do can have any effect.' Like fine we can disagree on the degree of the effect but how much of a buttfucking idiot do you have to be to say humans have no effect on the environment?

People don't want politicians to enact a bunch of loving useless taxes just so the chicken littles of the world can have a security blanket.

That's why people say it isn't real.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

TEAYCHES posted:

how can we know anything, really
We certainly knew that global warming was real until the lobby money dried up faster than they could make up more facts, then re-branded it to climate change for fresh new dosh and more regulations.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Scalding Coffee posted:

We certainly knew that global warming was real until the lobby money dried up faster than they could make up more facts, then re-branded it to climate change for fresh new dosh and more regulations.

:eyepop: lmao u dumb.. lots of blood money for global warming.. lots of green coporate lobbyists man. the underdog energy companies barely kept up, didnt even launch a counterattack. really weird??

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

TEAYCHES posted:

:eyepop: lmao u dumb.. lots of blood money for global warming.. lots of green coporate lobbyists man. the underdog energy companies barely kept up, didnt even launch a counterattack. really weird??

Why does it take a political body (the IPCC) to tell us what scientists "believe"? And when did scientists' "beliefs" translate into proof? And when was scientific truth determined by a vote…especially when those allowed to vote are from the Global Warming Believers Party?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This is a good thread full of good posts by the best posters.

To contribute:

Science isn't politics. When you allow your politics (source of income) to color your view of science then gently caress you.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wheres the counter ipcc.. youd think... youd think the anti-global warming scientologists would counter organize.. stand up... but where could they get the resources?? the backing? i dont get it.... few brave enough to speak up even tho if you have "dr" in front of your name and say climate change is fake you will get so much money

where are our brave climatologists, the ones who will tell the truth

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Who gives a gently caress about climate change. Nobody's going going to do anything about it even if it's real, so it's best to just live like it isn't.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Here you are fucktards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWXoRSIxyIU

Can't even tell which of you are trolling and which are truly stupid. Guessing it's 100/100.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Motto posted:

Who gives a gently caress about climate change. Nobody's going going to do anything about it even if it's real, so it's best to just live like it isn't.

yea same but w/ cancer, look how that worked out for steve jobs

(hes dead)

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Waltzing Along posted:

Here you are fucktards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWXoRSIxyIU

Can't even tell which of you are trolling and which are truly stupid. Guessing it's 100/100.

How did climate modelers, who already knew the answer, still fail to explain the lack of a significant temperature rise over the last 30+ years? In other words, how to you botch a hindcast?

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

so will all of us in ~60 years regardless

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
not believing in manmade global warming is exactly as bad as believing obama is a shapeshifting lizard person. you're completely divorced from reality.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
guys you dont have to say frack its okay to say gently caress in here this is a safe space

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how can climatheologians explain the record level of sea ice at the poles? check and mate

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
How Can Sea Ice Be Real If Our Eyes Isn't Even Real?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

not believing in manmade global warming is exactly as bad as believing obama is a shapeshifting lizard person. you're completely divorced from reality.

what if i believe obama is a shapeshifting lizard person and i also believe in manmade climate change

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

TEAYCHES posted:

what if i believe obama is a shapeshifting lizard person and i also believe in manmade climate change

that's exactly as bad as not believing obama is a shapeshifting lizard person and not believing in manmade climate change.

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
climate change isnt real. 95% of several scientific fields have conspired across nations and languages to make it up because uhhhh... research money mumble muble

anyway this is a legit belief and not like being a 9/11 truther or something

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty3JLDAIPdI

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lol science isn't real and it's dumb and bad for political bodies to make decisions or try to inform lay people based on a bunch of poo poo a bunch of egg heads made up so they can buy another sports car or mansion with their grant money

or as Shaggy 2 Dope put it best "I don't want to talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers be lyin and getting me pissed."

Pox
Feb 16, 2015

Nick IDK 8 months ago

I'm 100% sure Obama ain't a fucken shape shifter. But he is obviously connected to the illuminati. Most likely he is possessed by a very powerful demon that influences him to do all the poo poo he has done. This theory make a whole lot more sense than the dumb rear end shape shifter theory. Lol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

very powerful demons can shapeshift idiot

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Pox posted:

climate change isnt real. 95% of several scientific fields have conspired across nations and languages to make it up because uhhhh... research money mumble muble

anyway this is a legit belief and not like being a 9/11 truther or something

they do it because the science lobby doesn't believe in alternative explainations like intelligent design or homeopathy or the fact that vaccines cause the 'tism

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
is there a way to donate directly to oil companies?

Im worried there going to go broke fighting these deep pocketed public universities and their army of thousands of paid off scientists :(

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
what about climate gate. scientists lied about data and made poo poo up. you cant explain that climate-mongerers

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Pox posted:

is there a way to donate directly to oil companies?

Im worried there going to go broke fighting these deep pocketed public universities and their army of thousands of paid off scientists :(
Stock or bonds. They pay better than climate change.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
The Mangroves in flordia have exploded causes the shoreline to be overtaken by a bunch of trees.

Climate Change is real but it's not some loving armageddon scenario that will end the human race or the first world countries. The only people that think that are sadists or people who have their heads up their asses. And it's those people who have hijacked the movement which is why nobody loving listens. These are people who would willingly put themselves in chains if it adhered to their political favorites.

the whole doom and gloom scenario with giving up everything that the human race fought for to advance isn't even feasible.

The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Apr 23, 2015

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014
You're going to die some day and then none of this will matter anymore.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

The Taint Reaper posted:

The Mangroves in flordia have exploded causes the shoreline to be overtaken by a bunch of trees.

Climate Change is real but it's not some loving armageddon scenario that will end the human race or the first world countries. The only people that think that are sadists or people who have their heads up their asses. And it's those people who have hijacked the movement which is why nobody loving listens. These are people who would willingly put themselves in chains if it adhered to their political favorites.

the whole doom and gloom scenario with giving up everything that the human race fought for to advance isn't even feasible.

you're right, mass extinction isn't a problem because

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Lotka Volterra posted:

you're right, mass extinction isn't a problem because

Because man survived the last one just fine even after a meteroite blew the ice sheet off of canada. And Sofar everyone has been pretty inaccurate on what will end the human race.


If anything we'll more than likely be absorbed into some sort of better human population just like Neanderthals were. We'll be literally loving the human race out of existence, but our genes will pass on.

The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Apr 23, 2015

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
what i am mad about is the deniers. they are always stopping the ppl from solving the gloval warming. if they would just stop deniying then all 7 billion ppl on the planet earth would work together to fix things. whenever in the past 7 bilion ppl work together everything is better. u can't stop the ppl of earth when they cooperate and work together. it is only the deniers stopping them. stop the deniers and kill them if we have too tomorrow,

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
global warming is real but its mars thats getting warmer

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

The Taint Reaper posted:

Because man survived the last one just fine even after a meteroite blew the ice sheet off of canada. And Sofar everyone has been pretty inaccurate on what will end the human race.


If anything we'll more than likely be absorbed into some sort of better human population just like Neanderthals were. We'll be literally loving the human race out of existence, but our genes will pass on.

Why should we believe model predictions of the future, when they can't even explain the past?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

how can we know anything, really

w..w..hold the, whoa, dude, DuDE.....fucken nononono

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

swampland posted:

Why should we believe model predictions of the future, when they can't even explain the past?

They're still studying trees and plankton and the effects of global warming will have on them. Majority of the important species of trees will survive sofar according to the lab studies. Like it's pretty loving hard to annihilate life, and it's especialy hard to get rid of intelligent life. Especially Intelligent life that's 6 billion and growing.

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
i can't wait for jellyfish to rule the seas

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