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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

an adult beverage posted:

I definitely think there's more enjoyment in knowing the guys. But, there are lots of great prank calls that stand on their own. I've sent about a dozen to my non-Stern listening friends and they love the Tradio calls. Their favorite is the pharmacy prank call where "Ethel" has the dry heaves and Richard plays clips of some porn dude cumming.

I showed my friend who's not familiar with the show at all the clip of the two female Swap Shop hosts (or was it just a bulletin board show?) talking about the exotic pets, blumpkin pie, and 'dropping loads', and he loved it, so I agree that there are some generally great calls.

But yeah, I think Richard is funnier to us and the staff of the show than to the general public :allears:

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I showed my friend who's not familiar with the show at all the clip of the two female Swap Shop hosts (or was it just a bulletin board show?) talking about the exotic pets, blumpkin pie, and 'dropping loads', and he loved it, so I agree that there are some generally great calls.

But yeah, I think Richard is funnier to us and the staff of the show than to the general public :allears:

That's always been one of the strengths of the Stern show -- because it was a long program (~5 or 6 hours a day, 5 days a week) and they'd refer to previous incidents, you built up a fabric of continuity, where a one-off joke could be completely hilarious because of some existing context that wouldn't be apparent the first time you listened.

(I did not care for Fred's sound effects when I started listening, but as I started to recognize them and understand their meanings, they became beloved to me.)

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

First time I really listened to the show couple years ago I was baffled by the sound effects and why is there this generic obviously white news lady commenting everything Howard says?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Soft Shell Crab posted:

First time I really listened to the show couple years ago I was baffled by the sound effects and why is there this generic obviously white news lady commenting everything Howard says?

To be fair, the quality of the news segment has gone down hill drastically; it used to be the highlight of the show, and now Howard pretty much sleeps through it.

In part, I blame the internet. In the old days, Robin was an actual newswoman, with a teletype machine, and several interns to dig through news articles and help her assemble the stories for the day. Now she pretty much just recycles clickbait lists.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Squashy Nipples posted:

To be fair, the quality of the news segment has gone down hill drastically; it used to be the highlight of the show, and now Howard pretty much sleeps through it.

In part, I blame the internet. In the old days, Robin was an actual newswoman, with a teletype machine, and several interns to dig through news articles and help her assemble the stories for the day. Now she pretty much just recycles clickbait lists.

I agree. It was always great to hear her trying to read something serious like a death, or an issue in the middle east and then you have someone like Gilbert in studio who just ignores and talks over her while everyone else is dying laughing.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Fred used to be brutal with playing Jackie laughs whenever Robin would read something horrible, like children burning to death.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Todd Packer just blessed us all with this excellent, NINE HOUR compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjuDid-mbB0

EDIT: Really strange to hear the gang goof on George Takei (Tack-EYE).

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Apr 23, 2015

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Todd Packer just blessed us all with this excellent, NINE HOUR compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjuDid-mbB0

EDIT: Really strange to hear the gang goof on George Takei (Tack-EYE).

LOL, love this:

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer
When I listened regularly (2002 - 2009) the news was far and away the best segment of the show. It's a shame that stuff doesn't find its way into the Best of segments at all.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Squashy Nipples posted:

Fred used to be brutal with playing Jackie laughs whenever Robin would read something horrible, like children burning to death.

Aside from Billy West, that was probably my favorite Stern show moment. "Today a 4-year-old was found beaten to death" HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH

I'd die laughing every time.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
The news used to be great because it was also an opportunity for comedians to sit in without being formally booked as a guest. It wasn't as structured as an interview and they didn't have to bring in any prepared material, they could just spontaneously comment and be funny. It was really cool and kind of genius, looking back on it.

The closest they've come to doing something like that was when Kyle sat in studio to do the Perez and Donald Sterling voice. Howard let him drop the act at one point and he and Robin just chatted with him. Kyle is hardly an A list guy but it was still refreshing hearing them talk candidly with another person in the studio while other poo poo was going on.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

"NYG-ARD!" (Gilbert Laugh)

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I showed my friend who's not familiar with the show at all the clip of the two female Swap Shop hosts (or was it just a bulletin board show?) talking about the exotic pets, blumpkin pie, and 'dropping loads', and he loved it, so I agree that there are some generally great calls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDYGXBpIm8 Richard and Sal's finest work I think
The tradio ones translate so well. "one jungle bunny imported from Nigeria" lmao "I know so many moms who would love to have that for mothers day" The day I don't laugh at that just kill me, I'm not the same person anymore. "boo-ka-kee sauce-all natural". I almost don't think it is real

(ps miss ya Art)

Squashy Nipples posted:

Fred used to be brutal with playing Jackie laughs whenever Robin would read something horrible, like children burning to death.
I just laughed thinking about it.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I still think that call is fake as loving hell. They read everything, their pronunciations are so on the nose, the clapping, the music choices, it just oozes it being a work. I'm a Tradio Truther.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I remember when the news was laid back and would always go over as the group would get side tracked with every little story Robin told. Those were the days.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Zoben posted:

Aside from Billy West, that was probably my favorite Stern show moment. "Today a 4-year-old was found beaten to death" HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH

I'd die laughing every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK7WC11nBC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHOFwu5-EoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5b9FJa2Bd4

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
oh my gosh, these are amazing.

"How many people were killed, Robin?"
"Four."
*durrhurrheehee*

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

I love this one the best, even though it's just Billy imitating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GUuXOOHzI

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
KC looks healthier here than he has in years. I'm amazed he's been able to stick with that Women's Radio job. Hopefully he finally kicked the bottle.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

kylej posted:

KC looks healthier here than he has in years. I'm amazed he's been able to stick with that Women's Radio job. Hopefully he finally kicked the bottle.



I wonder if he's taken that microphone apart...

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

kylej posted:

KC looks healthier here than he has in years. I'm amazed he's been able to stick with that Women's Radio job. Hopefully he finally kicked the bottle.



That's... Actually kind of shocking. Good for him, though, I always liked him on THSS.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
KC posed for gay photographs.....
WITH A GERMAN HOMO

Htom Sirveaux
Dec 16, 2005
Give KC the beef boys, and grease his hole
cover him in man-juice from head to toe, let it drip awayyyyyy...

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Guys Guys Guys

At the Ramrod in Fort Lauderdale

Guys Guys Guys

Riding in the Manhole in Jacksonville

Guys Guys Guys

Making out in Soho with my boyfriend Bill


(how does Richard know so many gay clubs?"

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Htom Sirveaux posted:

Give KC the beef boys, and grease his [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
cover him in man-juice from head to toe, let it drip awayyyyyy...

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Let's go to my place... get naked... grab a tube and... lube it up and...

SHOVE A GERBIL IN ME!!

Stick it up my butt!

SHOVE A GERBIL IN ME!!

Don't let it bite my nuts!

SHOVE A GERBIL IN ME!!

KC Armstrong said... shave it down, dip it in grease, clip the sharp claws off its feet. Yeah!

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

Grant DaNasty posted:

Let's go to my place... get naked... grab a tube and... lube it up and...

SHOVE A GERBIL IN ME!!

Stick it up my butt!

SHOVE A GERBIL IN ME!!

Don't let it bite my nuts!

SHOVE A GERBIL IN ME!!

KC Armstrong said... shave it down, dip it in grease, clip the sharp claws off its feet. Yeah!

Can't believe I never heard that one before...

anyway, here's the compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipzCExsHCc

And my fav: (at 0:23 of the above)

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Guys Guys Guys

At the Ramrod in Fort Lauderdale

Guys Guys Guys

Riding in the Manhole in Jacksonville

Guys Guys Guys

Making out in Soho with my boyfriend Bill


(how does Richard know so many gay clubs?"

Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Apr 25, 2015

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
It's KC's sausage party, he'll kiss a guy if he wants to, kiss a guy if he wants to, kiss a guy if he wants to
You'd kiss a guy to if you loved man goooo

(I went to a Def Leppard concert a few weeks ago and realized that I knew the parody lyrics better than the real ones)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Celery Face posted:

It's KC's sausage party, he'll kiss a guy if he wants to, kiss a guy if he wants to, kiss a guy if he wants to
You'd kiss a guy to if you loved man goooo

(I went to a Def Leppard concert a few weeks ago and realized that I knew the parody lyrics better than the real ones)

The last 8 times I've heard "Photograph" on the radio I've instantly began singing Richard's version without even thinking about it.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

kylej posted:

KC looks healthier here than he has in years. I'm amazed he's been able to stick with that Women's Radio job. Hopefully he finally kicked the bottle.



Yeah, good for him. I like to see redemption stories. I always thought he was funny as hell, without the bite of Stuttering John's humor -- just dumb, jocky stuff.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Hi KC, it is the head fag at the playgirl mansion


I probably have used that line on 100 voicemails

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

And I guess that's why KC loves man goo
Hairy man rear end, something he can't refuse
Tickling their regions, kissing beefy Norwegians
On his knees pleasing,
I guess that's why KC loves man goo

The song that won Johns job. And KC auto corrects to KY on my tablet. Nice!

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
If your feeling gay, wanna roll in the hay, who ya gonna call?

KC ARMSTRONG!

If you need some butt, wanna bust a nut, who ya gonna call?

KC ARMSTRONG!

Der nur der nur der nur der nur der dur dunna na, ner nu ner nu ner nu ner nu der dur dunna na

"Errr...I ain't homophobic"



I am really glad KC is doing better, I've been listening to his Todd Packer packs (I highly recommend the first 2, but not the last cos its really depressing) and you forget how much he added to the show.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


DeadBonesBrook posted:

If your feeling gay, wanna roll in the hay, who ya gonna call?

KC ARMSTRONG!

If you need some butt, wanna bust a nut, who ya gonna call?

KC ARMSTRONG!

Der nur der nur der nur der nur der dur dunna na, ner nu ner nu ner nu ner nu der dur dunna na

"Errr...I ain't homophobic"
Is there a story behind this song? It's so out there and the quality is terrible but for some weird reason it just works so perfectly.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Sasquatch! posted:

Is there a story behind this song? It's so out there and the quality is terrible but for some weird reason it just works so perfectly.

I don't really know the story, but I do remember them saying the beat in that one is provided by the guy bouncing a basketball.

Also you know what I hate? People never remember KC's brilliant standup comedy. I HATE THAT!

TASTE THE PAIN!! fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Apr 27, 2015

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:


Also you know what I hate? People never remember KC's brilliant standup comedy. I HATE THAT!

You got a link?

I think today at work will be a KC day.

Edit: quick question... There are two voices used in a few prank calls, and I don't know who they belong to.

Voice 1: "Ten minutes times ten cigarettes, how long is it?" (and I believe this is the same person who says "are you kidding me?" in a strained, angry voice)

Voice 2: "Hello? This is a fascinating topic. Can I ask you a serious question?" (sort of sounds like Wood Ye, is it him? I don't have a direct link, because I don't recall who it is that they're pranking.)

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Apr 27, 2015

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I don't really know the story, but I do remember them saying the beat in that one is provided by the guy bouncing a basketball.

Footballs, baseballs, my balls! They're all going in your mouth!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

You got a link?

Pretty sure these videos have what you want:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlGoSPUy7NI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-K01H36nZU

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I think today at work will be a KC day.

This sounds like a good idea. :allears:

prefect fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Apr 27, 2015

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Eric's homophobia really stands out even more than it did 7-8 years ago. He's so terrified of anything gay it's both sad and funny.

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musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Edit: quick question... There are two voices used in a few prank calls, and I don't know who they belong to.

Voice 1: "Ten minutes times ten cigarettes, how long is it?" (and I believe this is the same person who says "are you kidding me?" in a strained, angry voice)

Voice 2: "Hello? This is a fascinating topic. Can I ask you a serious question?" (sort of sounds like Wood Ye, is it him? I don't have a direct link, because I don't recall who it is that they're pranking.)

Voice 1 is Scott the Engineer a.k.a. Scott the Engineer. I can't answer Voice 2 without hearing it - could be Wood Yi or Mike Walker.

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