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pookel posted:My home cooking usually looks like this: That Sesame Chicken is actually pretty good, and it's really helpful to not have to measure my food at work.
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Internet Wizard posted:So here's a tumblr that has a few pictures of food from a military chowhall, and the bleak food served there. spinach looks good 
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Apr 26, 2015 09:28
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Honestly that food looks way better than I would expect from a military chowhall. It looks better than elementary school food at least
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Apr 26, 2015 17:08
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If it wasn't for that grey-beige slop in the second shot there (cauliflower? spätzle?  ), it wouldn't be so bad. Just sad and apathetic.
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Apr 26, 2015 17:48
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Titus Sardonicus posted:If it wasn't for that grey-beige slop in the second shot there (cauliflower? spätzle? Definitely cauliflower.
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Apr 26, 2015 18:03
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I'm almost relieved because g'drat that would have to be some gloppy, sludgy spätzle. And gloppy egg noodles are just mournful.
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Apr 26, 2015 21:05
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Thinky Whale posted:A casserole made with tater tots, cream of mushroom soup, and ground beef by cultists with a reality show. I bring you America. I ate that exact same thing so many times at potluck's when I was a kid in Iowa. I think I actually enjoyed it because it was better than the similar dish that used canned green beans. 
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Apr 26, 2015 22:20
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Not living in the midwest and having never gone to church outside of a few times with friends/for funerals or weddings I would totally try a hashbrown or tatertot casserole at least once
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Apr 26, 2015 22:47
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Aesop Poprock posted:Not living in the midwest and having never gone to church outside of a few times with friends/for funerals or weddings I would totally try a hashbrown or tatertot casserole at least once
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Apr 26, 2015 23:29
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CannonFodder posted:It's great for putting on pounds to hibernate your way through the Minnesota winter. You then coat it internally with many dozens of gallons of both beer and cheese.
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Apr 26, 2015 23:58
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blunt for century posted:You then coat it internally with many dozens of gallons of both beer and cheese. Or you put it together in the casserole.
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Apr 27, 2015 00:03
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 quote:Pizza Supreme Doritos, Pizzalicious Pringles, Pepperidge Farm Flavor Blasted Xplosive Pizza Goldfish crackers, Pepperoni Pizza Combos, and of course, the pizza hummus.  quote:1-8oz. block of cream cheese, 1 tbsp. Rotel OR salsa, 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese, 1 cup crushed Doritos
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Apr 27, 2015 00:07
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Im loving making these
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Apr 27, 2015 00:33
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Do these people not realize that anything pizza flavored tastes like total rear end?
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Apr 27, 2015 00:43
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    placenta pizza
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Apr 27, 2015 01:25
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diabeetz posted:placenta pizza
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Apr 27, 2015 01:45
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Aesop Poprock posted:Honestly that food looks way better than I would expect from a military chowhall. It looks better than elementary school food at least I'm stationed at the base that those pictures are taken at, and I can confirm that the circle pizzas appear to be identical to the ones my high school cafeteria served.
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Apr 27, 2015 02:27
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Hirayuki posted:They're going to need a bigger glass of wine. Is it supposed to be charred into cinders or were they so desperate for internet votes that they attempted that with no culinary ability beyond opening a bag of doritos?
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Apr 27, 2015 03:21
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Internet Wizard posted:I'm stationed at the base that those pictures are taken at, and I can confirm that the circle pizzas appear to be identical to the ones my high school cafeteria served. Those were my favorites lunches in middle school, along with the 'nachos.'
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Apr 27, 2015 04:24
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It's not charred, that's cauterized blood.
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Apr 27, 2015 04:40
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This is absolutely something I would have done when I was a stoner in college.
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Apr 27, 2015 05:42
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If I had to eat placenta I'd turn it entirely into charcoal too.
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My Lovely Horse posted:If I had to eat placenta I'd turn it entirely into charcoal too. I have a feeling this person wasn't exactly being forced at gun point
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Apr 27, 2015 08:13
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Not going to lie, I'd probably eat this.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Not living in the midwest and having never gone to church outside of a few times with friends/for funerals or weddings I would totally try a hashbrown or tatertot casserole at least once Tatertot casserole is pretty good (and very cheap), but it's definitely not something I'd eat all the time. As a side note, one good thing about being from the Midwest is that when there's a family gathering, as long as you bring anything other than a casserole, you're practically guaranteed not to bring the same thing as someone else 
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A friend of mine used to make hashbrown casserole but she put a shitload of sour cream in hers instead of mushroom soup mix or whatever and topped it with tons of shredded cheddar. Basically onions, hashbrowns, cheese and sour cream mixed up and topped with more cheese. It was pretty good for about 3 bites, then your brain catches up to the fatty horror you're eating and you notice the film coating your mouth and you can't eat anymore. Her cheesy rice casserole was rice, cheese, broccoli and more cheese. There was clearly a theme to these casseroles. Her mom made caramel pie by boiling some cans of condensed milk for like 12 hours, not even in the pan, but still in the can. It was the best loving caramel pie I've ever eaten.
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Apr 27, 2015 20:50
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empty sea posted:Her mom made caramel pie by boiling some cans of condensed milk for like 12 hours, not even in the pan, but still in the can. It was the best loving caramel pie I've ever eaten. http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/02/how-to-make-dulce-de-leche-canned-condensed-milk.html http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/38234/caramel+from+sweetened+condensed+milk
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empty sea posted:Her mom made caramel pie by boiling some cans of condensed milk for like 12 hours, not even in the pan, but still in the can. It was the best loving caramel pie I've ever eaten. Boiled condensed milk pies are delicious, definitely not something for this thread. But speaking of pies, that does bring to mind an old thread favorite:  http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paula-deen-savannah-high-apple-pie-recipe.html
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Apr 27, 2015 22:09
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A safer way of cooking the can of condensed milk is actually putting it in a crockpot for about eight hours. It simmers and barely lowers the water level. Way safer than in a pot. Just make sure there's a lot of water on the top. But on topic, how about some gross cupcakes? Dorito and mountain dew cupcakes:  Why?
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diabeetz posted:
"What the gently caress is that? Cranberries? Lingonberry jam?" "Oh it's browning, must be some kind of meat." "Looks like offal or sweetbreads or something."  YUP
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Boiled condensed milk pies are delicious, definitely not something for this thread. But speaking of pies, that does bring to mind an old thread favorite: Would. I loving love apple pie.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:28
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p-hop posted:"What the gently caress is that? Cranberries? Lingonberry jam?" something offal
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cowboythreespeech posted:something offal 
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dovetaile posted:Would. I loving love apple pie. That ain't no pie, son. It's a cocoon.
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 cowboythreespeech posted:something offal Hint: It's the most-eaten organ meat among white Americans. ErIog has a new favorite as of 03:44 on Apr 28, 2015 |
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Apr 28, 2015 03:42
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Boiled condensed milk pies are delicious, definitely not something for this thread. But speaking of pies, that does bring to mind an old thread favorite: That reminds me of mock apple pie. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/mock-apple-pie/ I've never had it, but I am kind of a big baby who likes the crust and apple goo in an apple pie, but not the apples, so it's probably right up my unsophisticated alley.
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ErIog posted:
Judging by the white Americans I know....liver?
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Rah! posted:Judging by the white Americans I know....liver? Dammit, I forgot about liver when constructing that joke. White Americans, aside from liver, almost never eat organ meats so I thought I was being clever by claiming placenta was actually the most popular organ meat for white Americans.
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ErIog posted:Dammit, I forgot about liver when constructing that joke. White Americans, aside from liver, almost never eat organ meats so I thought I was being clever by claiming placenta was actually the most popular organ meat for white Americans. I don't understand this joke at all. Are you saying that it is common for White Americans to eat human placentas?
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Throatwarbler posted:I don't understand this joke at all. Are you saying that it is common for White Americans to eat human placentas? More so than you would hope.
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