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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cerv posted:

You're optimistic.
More Tories voted against than for same sex marriage in both houses, for example.

I'm sure that's just their established position on consenting adult sex.

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Cerv posted:

You're optimistic.
More Tories voted against than for same sex marriage in both houses, for example.

They may not hate them anymore, but that doesn't make them not scared of them.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Hoops posted:

They're doing exactly what they believe in, it's not a surprise. The main British parties all span a fairly narrow, 21st century socially capitalist economic platform. But never forget that they're all thatcherites still and it's clear what they really want. The Tories long ago stopped hating blacks, browns and gays but they will never (can never) believe that the government can spend your money better than you can. I don't think that side of the right wing can ever be defeated, it's intrinsic to some people to not understand socialism.

You counting Jews there?

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Hoops posted:

The Tories long ago stopped hating blacks, browns and gays but they will never (can never) believe that the government can spend your money better than you can.

Except they're literally planning to run a surplus, which by definition is collecting more tax than they need to cover spending. That's their public story anyway (which as far as I'm concerned is a stepping stone to permanent tax breaks after slashing public spending), but it's still completely contrary to this public position

Also don't be too sure about giving them pure ancap status - don't forget, this is the party of the rich and powerful, they have no problem at all making government work in their class interests, and that includes taxing the right people and funneling as much money as possible into the right hands. They're reconfiguring the public sector as purely a buyer of private services (which a lot of them have personal stakes in), and they don't want to cut off that revenue stream

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

baka kaba posted:

Except they're literally planning to run a surplus, which by definition is collecting more tax than they need to cover spending. That's their public story anyway (which as far as I'm concerned is a stepping stone to permanent tax breaks after slashing public spending), but it's still completely contrary to this public position

Also don't be too sure about giving them pure ancap status - don't forget, this is the party of the rich and powerful, they have no problem at all making government work in their class interests, and that includes taxing the right people and funneling as much money as possible into the right hands. They're reconfiguring the public sector as purely a buyer of private services (which a lot of them have personal stakes in), and they don't want to cut off that revenue stream

They're planning to do that by cutting spending and taxes though. And privatising everything so that what they do spend is putting it directly back into the hands of private organisations.

So they take less money and don't spend any of it. They're against governments spending your their money.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
I was talking to a mate about a mass housing insulation drive, and had to be the dickhead pointing out that it wouldn't be possible, because it would be a huge investment that would reduce the profit margins of energy utilities and involve inspections into the standards of large scale landlords.

It's a definite failure of Thatcherite privatisation that each utility has to act as an atomised unit.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Vitamin P posted:

failure of Thatcherite privatisation

Ah, a rare double redundancy.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

OwlFancier posted:

They're planning to do that by cutting spending and taxes though. And privatising everything so that what they do spend is putting it directly back into the hands of private organisations.

So they take less money and don't spend any of it. They're against governments spending your their money.

They do spend it, that's the whole idea - the burden is shifted away from the wealthy onto everyone else, and then that money pile is funneled into a selection of private companies like G4S and Serco which are basically state-apparatus-for-hire, and other specialised major corporations like healthcare companies.

It's wealth redistribution except the bad way around, taking money from everyone in the private sector through taxation, and then directing it back to capitalists so they can skim a profit. Don't forget that the state needs to exist, either in itself or by proxy - it's there to protect the status quo and dilute the conditions that threaten dissent or change. Maybe their endgame is a fully corporate state but I wouldn't bet on it, government power is practically a birthright for Tories

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

LemonDrizzle posted:

tax increases will be banned



what the gently caress are the tories even playing at?

I will suggest to the Labour election team that they counter this by promising to ban bad weather on bank holidays if THEY'RE elected.

croc suit
Nov 13, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hoops posted:

the government can spend your money better than you can. I don't think that side of the right wing can ever be defeated, it's intrinsic to some people to not understand socialism.

You just explained what it is :rolleye:

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Hoops posted:

They're doing exactly what they believe in, it's not a surprise. The main British parties all span a fairly narrow, 21st century socially capitalist economic platform. But never forget that they're all thatcherites still and it's clear what they really want. The Tories long ago stopped hating blacks, browns and gays but they will never (can never) believe that the government can spend your money better than you can. I don't think that side of the right wing can ever be defeated, it's intrinsic to some people to not understand socialism.
I appreciate that all things being equal, conservatives would rather minimise the role of the state and whatnot, but it's hardly socialism to raise taxes as and when necessary - I certainly don't think Gideon came over all Marxist when he raised VAT during this parliament. My problem isn't so much with "read my laws: no new taxes" as the combination of that with an overriding focus on eliminating a 5% budget deficit within 3 years while raising real-terms spending in protected areas such as education.

LemonDrizzle fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Apr 29, 2015

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
maybe a strategist told them that they're not realistically going to win, so it's time to start crafting soundbites to batter a weak minority government with

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
George Osborne, Hansard, 26th November 2009:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
It's being reported on the BBC as a 'freeze' on taxes.

Which makes me wonder how many Tory voters will be disappointed at the prospect of no tax cuts for five years.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Yeah I thought saying "we promise to enact a law that means we'll keep our promises" was a bit weird.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Just heard Ed Balls say "I believe it's what the young people refer to as 'banter'" on the radio. :allears:

e: It wasn't anything horrible, he apparently called Russell Brand a pound-shop Ben Elton at some point.

XMNN fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Apr 29, 2015

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Its a joke.

Like on top gear.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Vitamin P posted:

I was talking to a mate about a mass housing insulation drive, and had to be the dickhead pointing out that it wouldn't be possible, because it would be a huge investment that would reduce the profit margins of energy utilities and involve inspections into the standards of large scale landlords.

This thread does love its conspiracy theories, but the mass housing insulation drive already exists.

quote:

What can you get?

"Free stuff" – we're talking £1,000s worth – is a sexier phrase than "Energy Company Obligations (ECO) scheme", but they're the same thing. Generally, freebies are only for people who get tax credits and have an income of £16,010 or less, or those who are receiving certain benefits such as pension credit. Many big energy providers are giving away:

Boilers: typically costing up to £2,300, you could get one free if you satisfy providers criteria – full info.

Loft and cavity wall insulation: worth around £700. Unusually, British Gas offers it to all, regardless of income or whether you are its customer - full info.

There's also the Green Deal Home Improvement Fund. It offers up to £1,850 cashback towards energy saving measures such as floor insulation, double or secondary glazing, fan-assisted storage heaters and more.

quote:

Free loft and cavity wall insulation
Cavity wall and loft insulation is worth around £700 and can slice about £300 off energy bills each year, and energy firms are offering them free to certain groups.
- Cavity wall insulation. Most homes built since 1920 have a gap between internal and external walls. Filling the cavity with insulating mineral wool and foam means cold air's kept out, and warm air stays in.
- Loft insulation. Up to a quarter of your home's heat escapes through the roof, but you can solve this by laying mineral wool under the rafters.

Who can get this?

Providers usually require you to get child tax credit and have an income of £15,860 or under, or to be receiving certain benefits such as pension credit. See providers' eligibility criteria below.

You won't be able to get free insulation if you live in a housing association property or are a council tenant. The idea is they will arrange to do this for you though their own schemes.

A quick way to check if you qualify is to call the Energy Saving Trust and answer a few basic questions on 0300 123 1234 (England), 0800 512 012 (Wales) or 0808 808 22 82 (Scotland).

How do I get free insulation?

Just call a provider for a free assessment. You're free to pick any provider – you don't need to be a customer.

If you qualify for it, our top pick is...

British Gas. It's the only provider giving away insulation free to those with a qualifying home, regardless of income, and it's open to all (including non-British Gas customers). Two key points – council and housing association homes have their own schemes, so aren't included, and if you live in a flat, the whole block will need to get it. Call British Gas on 0800 072 8629 or see its eligibility criteria.

If your home doesn't meet the British Gas requirements, these providers give free insulation but only to those who meet the benefits criteria. All offers are ongoing, with no limit on the number of free installations.

There's a private company giving away housing insultation to anyone whose home qualifies.

On a slight sidetrack, it's another example of what people lose out on the moment they start nudging above the £6k savings limit.

Prince John fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Apr 29, 2015

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I got my loft insulated for £50 - that was from British Gas.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I think i've decided to vote labour for the first time in my life.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Prince John posted:

This thread does love its conspiracy theories, but the mass housing insulation drive already exists.



There's a private company giving away housing insultation to anyone whose home qualifies.

On a slight sidetrack, it's another example of what people lose out on the moment they start nudging above the £6k savings limit.

It exists, although I'm not sure it really qualifies as a 'mass drive' since the total amount of money available across the country is relatively limited - IIRC only a few thousand households would be able to use it before the fund was drained. Still, it's knocked £1500 off the cost of replacing my boiler and fitting double glazing so I can't really complain.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

serious gaylord posted:

I think i've decided to vote labour for the first time in my life.

I've decided to vote Labour.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

Prince John posted:


There's a private company giving away housing insultation to anyone whose home qualifies.


I had two energy companies come round and do energy saving stuff. First of all I want to say Scottish Power? Phoned up and asked if they could do it. Then a few months later the landlord asked me to apply for the Energy Saving Grant people with British Gas to see if we would qualify for free heaters, which we did, and then when they put that in they put some more insulation in the loft because they said the first lot were cowboys. I assumed it was just because they got paid more if they did and it's not like I ever go in the loft to see how much insulation is in there so I just went along with it.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Pissflaps posted:

I've decided to vote Labour.

I think this is the first election where we've voted for the same party

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

serious gaylord posted:

I think this is the first election where we've voted for the same party

Who did you vote for last time? What's changed your mind?

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



hookerbot 5000 posted:

I had two energy companies come round and do energy saving stuff. First of all I want to say Scottish Power? Phoned up and asked if they could do it. Then a few months later the landlord asked me to apply for the Energy Saving Grant people with British Gas to see if we would qualify for free heaters, which we did, and then when they put that in they put some more insulation in the loft because they said the first lot were cowboys. I assumed it was just because they got paid more if they did and it's not like I ever go in the loft to see how much insulation is in there so I just went along with it.

Energy companies with over 250,000 customers are obligated to save a certain amount of waste heat, lifetime CO2 emissions and customers' cash under a Government scheme called ECO. Mr Cameron likes to refer to this as "green crap".

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Dan Didio posted:

Who did you vote for last time? What's changed your mind?

I've been a lib dem voter all my life. Frankly they're not the same party I voted for in the past and Labour are squeaking their way towards that role.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



serious gaylord posted:

I've been a lib dem voter all my life. Frankly they're not the same party I voted for in the past and Labour are squeaking their way towards that role.

Out of interest where are you? I used to work for the Lib Dems but will be voting Labour this time. I would still vote for some Lib Dem MPs or for them in a Lib/Tory battleground, but I live in a Tory/Lab marginal now.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Zalakwe posted:

Out of interest where are you? I used to work for the Lib Dems but will be voting Labour this time. I would still vote for some Lib Dem MPs or for them in a Lib/Tory battleground, but I live in a Tory/Lab marginal now.

I spent a large majority of my life in Yardley in Birmingham and now moved to Poole on the south coast which is basically a Tory/Lib dem split. The Lib Dems won't win, and Labour don't have a chance in hell of winning this seat, but maybe if enough people vote for them they might campaign down here a bit better next time.

gomababe
Oct 5, 2008

serious gaylord posted:

I spent a large majority of my life in Yardley in Birmingham and now moved to Poole on the south coast which is basically a Tory/Lib dem split. The Lib Dems won't win, and Labour don't have a chance in hell of winning this seat, but maybe if enough people vote for them they might campaign down here a bit better next time.

I'm in the same position. I am really hoping that making some headway with the Labour vote means that we get a bit more attention from them next election cycle since I've been getting nothing but Conservative and UKIP leaflets through my letterbox. The most depressing thing is that about half my street are most likely going to vote for UKIP this time :( (yay for living in an area dominated by elderly people scared of "those kinds").

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

serious gaylord posted:

I think i've decided to vote labour for the first time in my life.
snap

Dan Didio posted:

Who did you vote for last time? What's changed your mind?
lib dem last time (lol). i used to think there was hardly any daylight between labour and the tories; that they were the same flavour of center-right. i still think labour is center-right, but this government has taught me that there is a lot of daylight between what labour are and what the tories are.

babby's first conservative government i guess

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

LemonDrizzle posted:

It exists, although I'm not sure it really qualifies as a 'mass drive' since the total amount of money available across the country is relatively limited - IIRC only a few thousand households would be able to use it before the fund was drained. Still, it's knocked £1500 off the cost of replacing my boiler and fitting double glazing so I can't really complain.

Admittedly it's only Money Saving Expert, I don't really have the will to do a more authorititive search but they say " All deals are ongoing, with no limit on the number of free installations."

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

LemonDrizzle posted:

George Osborne, Hansard, 26th November 2009:


that's not really fair

it makes a sort of sense for a minority non-coalition government that is trying to wrangle a way to take its favoured bargaining chips off the table. in these situations, it is genuinely the case that the same composition of parties may be able to form majorities favouring a cycling series of contradictory motions (e.g., A > B > C > A in turn) and some manner of forcing an explicit repeal would stabilize bargaining

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

ronya posted:

that's not really fair

it makes a sort of sense for a minority non-coalition government that is trying to wrangle a way to take its favoured bargaining chips off the table. in these situations, it is genuinely the case that the same composition of parties may be able to form majorities favouring a cycling series of contradictory motions (e.g., A > B > C > A in turn) and some manner of forcing an explicit repeal would stabilize bargaining

How can he promise to deliver legislation that will take these 'chips off the table' if their agreement is required to enact the legislation in the first place?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

but it's still a nonsense stunt.
any government wanting to raise one of those taxes could get the votes to repeal this gimmick law just as easily.

KayTee
May 5, 2012

Whachoodoin?
The Tories will win where I am - nothing is gonna change that but I don't know how I should vote.

I won't support the lib-dems, the greens actually have a presence here which they didnt before and our local labour rep is, in every interaction I've had with him, an utter dickhead.

Do I vote for the dickhead because I want labour to win or do I vote green as a show of support?

I don't know how FPTP works. :(

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



Prince John posted:

Admittedly it's only Money Saving Expert, I don't really have the will to do a more authorititive search but they say " All deals are ongoing, with no limit on the number of free installations."

That's a bit disingenuous, when the energy companies fill their quotas these will go. Only certain types of houses are covered under the scheme as well.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Zalakwe posted:

That's a bit disingenuous, when the energy companies fill their quotas these will go. Only certain types of houses are covered under the scheme as well.

I believe the house has to have been constructed before 2002 yes? That was when the building regs changed so this sort of insulation became mandatory for new builds.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

KayTee posted:

The Tories will win where I am - nothing is gonna change that but I don't know how I should vote.

I won't support the lib-dems, the greens actually have a presence here which they didnt before and our local labour rep is, in every interaction I've had with him, an utter dickhead.

Do I vote for the dickhead because I want labour to win or do I vote green as a show of support?

I don't know how FPTP works. :(

If the Tories won your constituency by more than 20 points in 2010, vote for whichever candidate you like the best. If the Tories won by less than 20 points in 2010 and you want a Labour-led government, vote Labour.

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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

KayTee posted:

The Tories will win where I am - nothing is gonna change that but I don't know how I should vote.

I won't support the lib-dems, the greens actually have a presence here which they didnt before and our local labour rep is, in every interaction I've had with him, an utter dickhead.

Do I vote for the dickhead because I want labour to win or do I vote green as a show of support?

I don't know how FPTP works. :(

If Tories will win whatever then vote with your heart and help the greens retain their deposit.

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