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The ending plot twist is that it was Daredevil dressed up like spider-man the whole time. Wolverine was in on it, but thought it was funny. EDIT: Oh, hello new page ![]() Majuju posted:Kalan, Failla, Saito & Herring
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Wait... seriously?!
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Gaz-L posted:Wait... seriously?! Not in the least bit. The whole issue was great, I think my favorite part was SM calling Sinister Teddy and Harry Sinister throughout the entire thing.
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:So, is he the only teacher there with an actual teaching certificate? or did that get retconned with brand new day? I'm sure a couple of them have teaching certificates from the bull poo poo school Xavier ran way back in the day.
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Lurdiak posted:That could not be more of an edit. I can't find the original, so assume it's real.
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:So, is he the only teacher there with an actual teaching certificate? or did that get retconned with brand new day? Even though Peter was a teacher I believe he didn't actually have a certificate or anything like that. He was hired on to a struggling school that couldn't get anyone else so they had relaxed standards.
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Hey, this certificate is for 'Peter Parker', not 'Spider-Man!'
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SynthOrange posted:Multiversity #2: ![]()
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Ensign_Ricky posted:
Batman craving weak, watered-down espresso speaks volumes about his inner character. Just proves Animated Batman is best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g
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Say Nothing posted:I'm having the hardest time figuring out what is really and what is parody in this thread.
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Baron Bifford posted:Where are Veronica's nipples? A question young men have been asking for decades now...
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Majuju posted:SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #6 2015 The Big Gay Logan is canon, and it's Spidey's go-to dance move.
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Batman craving weak, watered-down espresso speaks volumes about his inner character. Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics ![]() Kingdom Come
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Ghostlight posted:I would have guessed a long black, You're thinking of The Midnighter.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics He only orders it well-done so Superman can do that heat vision thing later in the scene.
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He eats his steak well-done because fully cooking it like that breaks down the proteins, requiring fewer calories to digest JUST IN CASE it is his last meal for awhile. Batman: ALWAYS PREPARED.
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Endless Mike posted:He eats his steak well-done because fully cooking it like that breaks down the proteins, requiring fewer calories to digest JUST IN CASE it is his last meal for awhile. Batman: ALWAYS PREPARED. Did you ever read Brian Azzarello's Batman arc where there's this long scene dedicated to properly cooking a steak? Batman just has a thing about his beef.
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Rhyno posted:Did you ever read Brian Azzarello's Batman arc where there's this long scene dedicated to properly cooking a steak? Batman just has a thing about his beef. Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics Maaaan you show that scene and don't show Fabio Superman Waiter? ![]() E: also, I never really noticed balding J'onn J'onnz chef in the background. Goddamnit I love Kingdom Come.
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Skwirl posted:Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak. I do not disagree.
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So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure.
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zoux posted:So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure. The Superman that got killed by Superboy-Prime had some grey hair. And the Superman in One Million seemed to be made entirely out of gold. ![]()
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thespaceinvader posted:Maaaan you show that scene and don't show Fabio Superman Waiter? And Supergirl waitress is just over this job. Honestly, the Power Girl joke is probably the worst part of that sequence.
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thespaceinvader posted:E: also, I never really noticed balding J'onn J'onnz chef in the background. Goddamnit I love Kingdom Come. There is not a single drat panel in that book that doesn't have something hidden in it. That dude in the sunglases on Martian Frycook's left is Mark Gruenwald for example. There's links here for all four issues that go through the books, panel-by-panel highlighting the references in both the text and the art. It is amazing. Kingdom Come is amazing.
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Skwirl posted:Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak. I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? The bread industry is not as powerful as the beef lobby.
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3716981
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? ![]() No darker than PMS 4695. ![]()
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redstormpopcorn posted:
If your toast isn't PMS 485 you're living wrong!
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Also, if you think that'sthat's bad, get 3 different people from 3 different states in the same room and ask them the proper way to make chili.
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? Ask some Brits what they think about our Iced Sweet Tea MADE WITH THE MICROWAVE
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Skwirl posted:Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Maybe don't snort at them derisively while twirling your pencil mustache?
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Johnny Aztec posted:Ask some Brits what they think about our Iced Sweet Tea Americans know where tea belongs - in our harbors!
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Skwirl posted:Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Also, if you think that'sthat's bad, get 3 different people from 3 different states in the same room and ask them the proper way to make chili. It's simple; chili is made with beans, and anybody who says otherwise is a filthy communist traitor.
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prefect posted:It's simple; chili is made with beans, and anybody who says otherwise is a filthy communist traitor. Beans enhance the chili but it's okay if you don't get them. Speaking of Batman's awful taste in food, here's him enjoying Ollie's Tame And Bland Chili ![]() Green Lantern #85
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200x321 edit: haha, ok you fixed it nvm
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zoux posted:So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure. I think most have him age at a slower rate than humans.
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zoux posted:So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure. Considering he isn't a baby, yes he does.
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Batman you didn't put any crackers on your bowl of chili.
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Zereth posted:Batman you didn't put any crackers on your bowl of chili. hence the need for more, right?
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