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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAuRIOxodhM


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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
So that's what :stonk: looks like irl.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

It's seriously one of the best things posted in the thread. I wish there was video of his face when he realized just how much he had hosed himself over.


Official statement from the batter:




Huh. Didn't know Cream-of-Plenty played baseball.

saltylopez
Mar 30, 2010
Just watched the Jon Stewart's interview of Judith Miller from last night and it made me think of this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haUuC8jaPM

quote:

Jon Stewart really pressed ex-New York Times reporter Judith Miller on her infamous and major role in the lead-up to the Iraq War. “I believe,” he said, “you helped the administration take us to, like, the most devastating mistake in foreign policy that we’ve made in, like, 100 years.”

“But you seem lovely,” he added.

From there, Stewart just really grilled Miller on specific points about her reporting, what she was being fed, and the placement of certain facts and stories. He said the Bush administration has a pretty clear goal to go to Iraq and used whatever pretext they could, and then Miller wrote about it without much skepticism.

When Miller asked if she was just not supposed to report on the administration’s point of view, Stewart said she should have done it “in the context that this administration was very clearly pushing a narrative.”

He ended the interview by lamenting how discussions like these ‘always make me incredibly sad” because they point to “institutional failure at the highest levels.”

I guess this lady has been on a book tour trying to rehabilitate her image by answering softball questions and pointing fingers at other people.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

saltylopez posted:

Just watched the Jon Stewart's interview of Judith Miller from last night and it made me think of this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haUuC8jaPM


I guess this lady has been on a book tour trying to rehabilitate her image by answering softball questions and pointing fingers at other people.

What an uncomfortable interview.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

saltylopez posted:

Just watched the Jon Stewart's interview of Judith Miller from last night and it made me think of this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haUuC8jaPM


I guess this lady has been on a book tour trying to rehabilitate her image by answering softball questions and pointing fingers at other people.

Wow that was awful. She was the same way on Real Time. Any opportunity she had to inject that other people did the same thing she did she jumps on.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Choco1980 posted:

No no, I'm like looking for the numbers, like how light do you have to be to be in the bottom weight class and how heavy to be in the top?

In UFC Strawweight is anything under 115, Heavyweight is 205 to 265. 7 classes fill in the range from 115-205. Most of the lower classes like Flyweight only have 10 pounds range.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
Personal schadenfreude: I requested a nano SIM from my carrier - they've deactivated my current one so I can't make/receive calls but sent to new card to my parents' house 600 miles away.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Violet_Sky posted:

Man acts racist at a kindergarten concert, gets escorted away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Rb9mIOivI

At least the incident gave us this amazing comment:

"I DID THIS AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT IN THE 90s, BUT IT WAS BEFORE PEOPLE FOUND OUT EDDIE VEDDER WAS ACTUALLY SINGING IN ENGLISH."

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Awww - no jiggle?

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/SCVXX4p.gifv

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.


Dude who self-identifies as a psychopath (no professional diagnosis) posts a bunch of poo poo on reddit for internet karma and gets fired over it.

And he's still using the meme wrong. :doh:


Adorable :allears:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Zaphod42 posted:

And he's still using the meme wrong. :doh:

The saddest crime. Is being disabled not a protected class or something? Or did they fire him for memeing on duty?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Jonathan Yeah! posted:

The saddest crime. Is being disabled not a protected class or something? Or did they fire him for memeing on duty?

I'm going to go with he was already on his way out.

I'm sure he was posting edgy comments to *prove* he was a psychopath. He probably posted something like, "I could totally kill everyone here at the office and I wouldn't feel a thing about it".

Somehow it got back to his place of employment, and they decided to take it "seriously". Problem solved.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
I'm going to go with ♫ bull-poo poo ♫

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Zaphod42 posted:



Dude who self-identifies as a psychopath (no professional diagnosis) posts a bunch of poo poo on reddit for internet karma and gets fired over it.

And he's still using the meme wrong. :doh:


Adorable :allears:

Funny thing, that...

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Isn't posting on Reddit a fireable offense anyway?

'Cause it should be.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Desperation sets in when traditional tattoo removal procedures fail to yield results.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


That is...ouch man. That's a 2nd degree burn - he's going to have blisters on his back from that, no question.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Coming this summer from Dark Horse Comics: HellBro.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:stonk: Jesus christ

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Did the sun drop in to visit a mirror maze with this guy? How.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


I burn like a motherfucker and even I've never been this bad after being out in the sun for ages.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


That's bad, but holy gently caress it must have been even worse the next day. That looks like night-of, pre-blister.

Fuuuuuuckkkkk that.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

The jet was doing him a favor. He looks way better without the toupee.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Puppyfreude

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
I want to give him a fresh new tattoo

Trillest Parrot
Jul 9, 2006

trill parrots don't die

This one isn't the same without the audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9fkwfGA9BQ

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

The fruit of that loom is being made into raisins I see.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Let's all drive for hours to catch a glimpse of the old timey steam engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBBK2hjcPuA


Time well spent.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Schadenfreude on me.

the new Project64 includes a shitton of spyware and malware.

rip my pc.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Turtlicious posted:

Schadenfreude on me.

the new Project64 includes a shitton of spyware and malware.

rip my pc.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1qloev/a_warning_to_those_looking_to_download_an_n64/

Includes safe download

AcetylCoA!
Dec 25, 2010


I just want to give him a pat on the back.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
*adds sunburn to list of extremely intense goon phobias right under "being expected to go faster than the speed limit in left lane"*

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

bobjr posted:



Puppyfreude

Better with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QslV86odco

Weird, it says it was uploaded a few days ago, and Google finds a lot of very recent posts about it... but I could swear I've seen this one before like at least a year ago. Oh well.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Trillest Parrot posted:

This one isn't the same without the audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9fkwfGA9BQ

God drat that dude leaves a skid mark from his face/head in the sand.

Love the redneck Bill Cosby though.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Carbon dioxide posted:

Better with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QslV86odco

Weird, it says it was uploaded a few days ago, and Google finds a lot of very recent posts about it... but I could swear I've seen this one before like at least a year ago. Oh well.

This is like a cuter and less pathetic version of what happened when my dog was constipated a few years ago. She was largely unsuccessful in her attempt to run away from her own rear end.

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HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?
This would be more scootyfruit if it were running forwards, but it being backwards makes it HILARIOUS

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