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Ariza posted:Some people watch other people play video games for reasons that are unfathomable to me, though I'm not sure if that's what you're referring to. To me it seems like spending your very short time on this planet watching somebody water plants or lay a foundation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGjA66RSm0 Time well spent 
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MisterOblivious posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGjA66RSm0 That dude looks like he's a good lay.
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May 3, 2015 03:42
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I like watching "professional" Street Fighter tournaments because, unlike the vast majority of games played "professionally", I've played SF enough to know understand why that last trick was so gutsy or why that comeback should have been impossible. This makes it just as interesting for me as watching any other live sport. To each his own, I guess. Just in case you didn't know, the Twitch streamer was Justin Wong, as in "Let's go Justin!" from the now famous video of him and Daigo Umehara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-p075gnSTw
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May 3, 2015 03:46
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I presume it's his quick wit that earned him such a following? e.g. "WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD"
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May 3, 2015 04:00
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"Daddy, what are petebats?" "Hmm? What do you mean?" "There: petebats of horse vaginas." "Oh, yeah. Right. So this is a place where grownups tell jokes..."
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May 3, 2015 04:47
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I want to pet that cat and console it and let it know it can float... However... razor sharp claws and thrashing about and poo poo...
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May 3, 2015 04:53
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MisterOblivious posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGjA66RSm0 Am supposed to be impressed or depressed by this?
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May 3, 2015 04:56
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I'm going with "depressed at the fact that I will likely never be as good at whatever the gently caress my calling is as this guy is at his".
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May 3, 2015 05:06
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Do the same thing repetitively 8 hours a day for a dozen years and you will.
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May 3, 2015 05:10
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Jack Gladney posted:Better to be Socrates unsatisfied than a pig satisfied, imo. Tragically, Socrates would disagree with you.
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May 3, 2015 05:14
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Jack Gladney posted:Better to be Socrates unsatisfied than a pig satisfied, imo. I don't think you should talk about your mom like that.
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Data Graham posted:I presume it's his quick wit that earned him such a following? e.g. "WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD" How else is that kid supposed to learn about the real world, where grown rear end men repeatedly shoot you in the face with a rocket launcher.
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May 3, 2015 06:25
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Automatic Slim posted:Am supposed to be impressed or depressed by this? Fortune cookie says: You should aspire to be as good of a lay.
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May 3, 2015 06:50
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Besesoth posted:Tragically, Socrates would disagree with you. It doesn't even make any sense. Socrates would have kept loving the pig, until he finished too.
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May 3, 2015 06:55
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May 3, 2015 07:13
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MisterOblivious posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGjA66RSm0 This is relaxing as gently caress to watch for some reason.
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May 3, 2015 07:33
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Possibly Chicken posted:This is relaxing as gently caress to watch for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiEQBboDE7s Don't miss these guys then.
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May 3, 2015 07:46
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moot the hopple posted:How else is that kid supposed to learn about the real world, where grown rear end men repeatedly shoot you in the face with a rocket launcher. How professional athletes treat kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZjDMo2q4kE How professional gamers treat kids: http://www.twitch.tv/eg_jwong/v/4580090?t=3h14m35s
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May 3, 2015 08:33
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Except baseball is not a sport in which you win by ripping your opponents apart in a gory mess. I have no sympathy for kids getting poo poo on in games that you need an ID to buy or that would give Grandpa a 'Nam flashback.
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May 3, 2015 08:45
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Kids love watching gore. And who knows, maybe he has the gore turned off. There really isn't any excuse for a grown man to pick on a child while playing a video game. Especially one as silly as Mortal Kombat.
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May 3, 2015 09:03
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They should put your opponents age on screen somewhere so people know whether they're allowed to beat them or not.
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May 3, 2015 10:19
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Wow, look at all these 100+ year old playing our game that all happen to share January 1 birthdays. What a coincidence!
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May 3, 2015 12:21
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Fellblade posted:They should put your opponents age on screen somewhere so people know whether they're allowed to beat them or not. No one except supernerd Professional Mortal Kombatant should be doing anything- THEY should maybe considering if mocking a child for not being as good at a video game as they are in fact makes them a bit of an rear end in a top hat. Because it does. Pretty sure the kid'll get over it though.
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May 3, 2015 12:23
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Is that...a Jaguar kitten or something?
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May 3, 2015 13:12
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canyoneer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiEQBboDE7s This is just as good, or better, than the block-layer above. However, being from a region prone to hurricanes, an unsupported brick dome like that gives me the heebie jeebies.
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May 3, 2015 14:06
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Is that...a Jaguar kitten or something? Looks like a panther.
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May 3, 2015 14:22
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MisterOblivious posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGjA66RSm0 I watched this entire video waiting for the scootinfruity before remembering what it was a reply to.
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May 3, 2015 14:27
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Looks like a panther. All jaguars are panthers. So are all leopards and mountain lions.
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May 3, 2015 14:44
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flosofl posted:All jaguars are panthers. So are all leopards No, mountain lions (cougars) aren't panthers. They have more in comon with house cats than jaguars. Cougars are genus puma, jaguars are genus panthera. Still, wouldn't want to tangle with either.
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May 3, 2015 15:00
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Automatic Slim posted:Am supposed to be impressed or depressed by this? "No, but you see, he isn't playing video games for money, so what a loser" - some goon
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May 3, 2015 15:04
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Professional video gamers get all the ladies.
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May 3, 2015 15:14
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I professionally watch people play video games. The entire gaming experience without any of the tedious button pushing. 
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May 3, 2015 15:21
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SpannerX posted:No, mountain lions (cougars) aren't panthers. They have more in comon with house cats than jaguars. Cougars are genus puma, jaguars are genus panthera. Still, wouldn't want to tangle with either. Yeah, my mistake. The cougar is called panther in some areas of the US (i.e. Florida Panther), but that doesn't make it correct. Good catch.
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May 3, 2015 15:47
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GunChicka posted:Professional video gamers get all the ladies. Well, they get more of them if we're going by mass.
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May 3, 2015 15:56
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Greenplastic posted:Are you guys some kind of species of goon-vampire? Never heard anyone have so much trouble with sunlight! I blame my Irish genetics. No matter how much sunscreen I put on before I go out, and wear a hat, I burn, then turn a light shade of beige.
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May 3, 2015 16:37
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GunChicka posted:Professional video gamers get all the ladies. No matter if you guy/girl or whatever, Cheevos impress people. It's almost like saying 'Well, I got tons of Cheevos. There are tons of people online that are interested and respect me." You might be thinking 'Oh that's complete BS, I personally don't care about Cheevos when dating'. And yeah, you are probably telling the truth, but it's in your sub-concious. Sort of like how girls always like the bad guy, but never admit it. Braggin about your Cheevos sometimes makes you look conceited, but that's a good thing. It like how celebraties look conceited because they're rolling VIP into clubs and you're stuck in line. 'Brewer' asks 'What happens if you're cheevo talking at a bar, club or party and someone says they have more cheevos that you?' Well, hopefully they are just hating and are lying. First look up their score with your cellphone, make sure you have a page bookmarked where you can check. If you catch them in a lie, you look even better. If they are telling the truth and have more Cheevos than you, leave. Nothing else you can do. Buy the person a drink and leave, unless you're willing to look 2nd best. If you brought a date, odds are she's going to be impressed with the higher gamer score and ditch you. Get out as soon as you can and go to some other party. I've heard many females that have over 100k complain that they have a limited dating pool because they don't want to date down. This could get very complicated. You might want to have a one night stand with someone of Bboy360's looks, but it's another thing to show up at E3 holding hands with someone that only has 20k Cheevos. I'd try to find something that will make up for the lack of cheevos like being a reality star or something. I've made a equation I'm still working on to help with dating on your level: Points = (Cheevos * 2) + youtube views + social media fans(myspace, facebook) + (breakdance skill leve(1-10) * 50,000)
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flosofl posted:Yeah, my mistake. The cougar is called panther in some areas of the US (i.e. Florida Panther), but that doesn't make it correct. Good catch. Actually, the genus Panthera comes after "panther" as a general word for large cat (πάνθηρ). And "panther" is a familiar, accepted term for cougar, even if it causes ambiguity. Plenty of English words cause ambiguity.
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Pick posted:Actually, the genus Panthera comes after "panther" as a general word for large cat (πάνθηρ). And "panther" is a familiar, accepted term for cougar, even if it causes ambiguity. Plenty of English words cause ambiguity. Well, I stand corrected, my apologies. 
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