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May 10, 2015 15:06
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>check inventory |
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May 10, 2015 16:20
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May 10, 2015 16:23
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[Whispering to a friend] He's doing a quest about the motherfucking goat man.
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May 10, 2015 16:23
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Warren Zevon posted:>check inventory  Miss Psychosis posted:[Whispering to a friend] He's doing a quest about the motherfucking goat man. I couldnt think of anyone more deserving |
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May 10, 2015 16:48
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>clip toenails |
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May 10, 2015 16:50
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ham_sanitizer posted:>clip toenails  You have picked up toenail clippings |
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May 10, 2015 16:58
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>go to burger joint |
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May 10, 2015 17:17
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May 10, 2015 17:28
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what a chill burger lol |
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May 10, 2015 17:30
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>offer to clip employee's toenails |
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May 10, 2015 17:30
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>use coupon on burger slave |
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May 10, 2015 17:30
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ham_sanitizer posted:>offer to clip employee's toenails you now have more toenails  You now also have a burger! |
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May 10, 2015 17:37
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go to the patio
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 17:45
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oh dammit why are we outside I thought we were still in the house go back to the house and go out to the patio and enjoy the view 
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 17:46
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> put toenails on burger
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 10, 2015 17:51
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CAT BRUSH posted:> put toenails on burger 
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 17:53
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sigh |
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May 10, 2015 18:00
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huge sigh |
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May 10, 2015 18:00
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CAT BRUSH posted:> put toenails on burger  Chill la Chill posted:oh dammit why are we outside I thought we were still in the house There isnt a patio, you enjoy the view of the alley beside your apartment  E: i am he posted:huge sigh 
A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 18:12 on May 10, 2015 |
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May 10, 2015 18:06
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>pet cat |
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May 10, 2015 18:12
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A LOVELY LAD posted:
Well ok. I was p sure there were tons of pics of goat man's patio but maybe he moved Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 18:16
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We need to go to the hardware store and get a drill |
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May 10, 2015 18:30
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ham_sanitizer posted:>pet cat  what a cutie, its even wagging its tail in anticip-  OH GOD Chill la Chill posted:Well ok. I was p sure there were tons of pics of goat man's patio but maybe he moved times have been tough for the goatman |
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May 10, 2015 18:33
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:We need to go to the hardware store and get a drill please do not drill the cat Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 18:35
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A LOVELY LAD posted:times have been tough for the goatman 
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 18:35
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Affirm your self worth.
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May 10, 2015 18:37
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The cat finally ends its hellish assaultMiss Psychosis posted:Affirm your self worth.  I feel pretty |
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May 10, 2015 18:50
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:We need to go to the hardware store and get a drill  At the hardware store, no money for a drill
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May 10, 2015 18:59
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Hide the drill in your anus |
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May 10, 2015 19:08
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ask the hardware guy if he's seen any of your work
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 19:09
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:Hide the drill in your anus the hardware man has a keen eye on you  and he seems oblivious to your works, maybe its the scratched up face throwing him off.. |
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May 10, 2015 19:15
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jesus grab a first aid kit from the store and plaster your face with bandages if they don't have bandages use duct tape |
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May 10, 2015 19:23
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If not use that sweet 'stache to clean up the blood
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 19:27
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Show the hardware man your gaping anus in exchange for the drill |
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May 10, 2015 19:33
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you patch yourself up using duct tape and a self adhesive coathook, the man is upset by this
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May 10, 2015 19:37
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smile at the man and wink like before
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 10, 2015 19:44
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:Show the hardware man your gaping anus in exchange for the drill  you show him what our lord and savour jesus chirst gave you and the man sheilds his eyes, you use this opportunity to take the drill. |
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May 10, 2015 19:45
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Tuck the drill into your rear end. Now it's time to go to church! |
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May 10, 2015 19:53
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give him the burger for all his hard work |
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