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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Gammatron 64 posted:

Of course, if they have "100% genome accuracy" now, then Velociraptors should be half the size and have feathers, but I'm splitting hairs, I guess. Or feathers.

Raptors are jaegers driven by compys.

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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Raptors are jaegers driven by compys.

Awesome.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

feedmyleg posted:

Haha Wu is Jony Ive. Sounds about right.

Also, is that Hammond trailer official? It doesn't have any new scenes, could easily be fan made. Looks similar to a fan trailer that used the flea circus speech, which was much more effective with its ominous tone. Still, if so that's my favorite official trailer so far, but just because it's the one that reminds me most of the first film.
It's released as TV promo 8, and the I Rex chasing the kids is new.

Kinda weird how when it lunges, it lands with its hands and stretched to reach them. Thinking it over it seems much more "movie monster" than "animal" and I guess that's why it is bugging me

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Gammatron 64 posted:

That's a great ad.

It also helps alleviate one of the big problems I had with the movie, and that's them saying Indominus Rex was the first dinosaur hybrid, totally forgetting that in the original, they were all hybrids with frog DNA.

Of course, if they have "100% genome accuracy" now, then Velociraptors should be half the size and have feathers, but I'm splitting hairs, I guess. Or feathers.

The back story on the raptors is that Wu is still playing around with them more than other species, hence why the individuals have different eyes, coloration, build and apparently motions from each other. Like the one with the verticals pupil eyes is supposed to be part gecko, the one with the blue stripe from some sort of African lizard with glossy scales, one of them will be more twitchy and less robust because it is the most bird-like, etc.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Fried Chicken posted:

The back story on the raptors is that Wu is still playing around with them more than other species, hence why the individuals have different eyes, coloration, build and apparently motions from each other. Like the one with the verticals pupil eyes is supposed to be part gecko, the one with the blue stripe from some sort of African lizard with glossy scales, one of them will be more twitchy and less robust because it is the most bird-like, etc.

Really? That's interesting.

Honestly, in Jurassic Park, you can handwave away any inaccuracies as genetic fuckery. Dilophosaursus didn't have a frill or spit venom? Frilled lizard and cobra DNA.

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Gammatron 64 posted:

Honestly, in Jurassic Park, you can handwave away any inaccuracies as genetic fuckery. Dilophosaursus didn't have a frill or spit venom? Frilled lizard and cobra DNA.

In the novel and original film, the idea was also that they were learning new things when the dinos hatched - the frill never made it in to the fossil record, since it's soft tissue. The spitting venom is an unpleasant surprise. The DNA mixing contributes to this too, but at least some of the unexpected behaviors/morphology was "real" and different from what they expected based on fossils, and theories based on fossils. Which is believable, cool, and gives some narrative freedom.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Prolonged Priapism posted:

In the novel and original film, the idea was also that they were learning new things when the dinos hatched - the frill never made it in to the fossil record, since it's soft tissue. The spitting venom is an unpleasant surprise. The DNA mixing contributes to this too, but at least some of the unexpected behaviors/morphology was "real" and different from what they expected based on fossils, and theories based on fossils. Which is believable, cool, and gives some narrative freedom.

Yeah I always thought that bit was neat. Fossils only tell you so much.

I saw the preserved Dilo in Connecticut at Dinosaur State Park once though when I was ten. Those fuckers are huge

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Yeah, the Dilophosaurus in the movie was basically the size Velociraptors were in real life. The size-changing of the Dilophosaurs and Velociraptors bothered me as a kid since I was a big dinosaur nerd and they were two of my favorite dinos before I had even heard of the movie. The original film is so goddamn good though that it really doesn't matter to me anymore.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Pablo Gigante posted:

Yeah, the Dilophosaurus in the movie was basically the size Velociraptors were in real life. The size-changing of the Dilophosaurs and Velociraptors bothered me as a kid since I was a big dinosaur nerd and they were two of my favorite dinos before I had even heard of the movie. The original film is so goddamn good though that it really doesn't matter to me anymore.

The Dilophosaurus in the film is a young one, Nedry even reacts with relief that it isn't one of his 'bigger brothers.'

In Jurassic World, if the Lego toys are accurate, they have adult ones.

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

PriorMarcus posted:

The Dilophosaurus in the film is a young one, Nedry even reacts with relief that it isn't one of his 'bigger brothers.'

I always took him to mean "oh thank gently caress you're not one of the other bigger dinosaurs, you're not so bad".

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

ApexAftermath posted:

I always took him to mean "oh thank gently caress you're not one of the other bigger dinosaurs, you're not so bad".

That's how I took it too, but it works either way.

I hope Gwangi is in this.

mareep
Dec 26, 2009

Fried Chicken posted:

It's released as TV promo 8, and the I Rex chasing the kids is new.

Kinda weird how when it lunges, it lands with its hands and stretched to reach them. Thinking it over it seems much more "movie monster" than "animal" and I guess that's why it is bugging me

I'm gonna spoiler this just because it's rampant speculation but I'll eat my hat if it doesn't turn out the I-Rex was made with a heavy dose of people DNA. The whole giving orders, 'HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ANIMAL' schtick seems to be telegraphing that pretty blatantly to me. The I-Rex being white and Bryce Dallas Howard's character being dressed in all white consistently also make me think there's something to it. Gonna be so wacky. Personally I think this is a dumb idea but I'm not 100% sure so whatever. This movie definitely strikes me as more 'movie monster' than 'ancient animals brought back to life' like the first film.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Pablo Gigante posted:

Yeah, the Dilophosaurus in the movie was basically the size Velociraptors were in real life. The size-changing of the Dilophosaurs and Velociraptors bothered me as a kid since I was a big dinosaur nerd and they were two of my favorite dinos before I had even heard of the movie. The original film is so goddamn good though that it really doesn't matter to me anymore.

Actual science ruined velociraptors far more than Jurassic Park could ever hope to do.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Groovelord Neato posted:

Actual science ruined velociraptors far more than Jurassic Park could ever hope to do.

I could buy this as a selling point for Ingen. "Dinosaurs, the way you knew they were as a kid before paleontologists ruined them!"

Cue Grant sobbing and drinking whiskey in a corner somewhere.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Groovelord Neato posted:

Actual science ruined velociraptors far more than Jurassic Park could ever hope to do.
Nah feathered raptors are dope too

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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redcheval posted:

I'm gonna spoiler this just because it's rampant speculation but I'll eat my hat if it doesn't turn out the I-Rex was made with a heavy dose of people DNA. The whole giving orders, 'HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ANIMAL' schtick seems to be telegraphing that pretty blatantly to me. The I-Rex being white and Bryce Dallas Howard's character being dressed in all white consistently also make me think there's something to it. Gonna be so wacky. Personally I think this is a dumb idea but I'm not 100% sure so whatever. This movie definitely strikes me as more 'movie monster' than 'ancient animals brought back to life' like the first film.

It even has opposable thumbs and one of the leaked plot descriptions describes the I-Rex and Bryce Dallas Howard's character as having an unlikely and mysterious bond. It's why it doesn't kill her outright several times.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Ah it's the Alien 4 idea. That'd be cool.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
They kinda covered that in the original film but I guess this movie is taking "children must consume their parents" literally.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRVycmrn8Wo

I feel more distressed seeing them attack the baby triceratops than I do people

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Hey, they finally got in the 'Lex rides a baby trike' idea from the novel.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Devol_Tettran posted:

Hey, they finally got in the 'Lex rides a baby trike' idea from the novel.
In one of the other TV spots (can't remember which one) there's a brief shot of a kid hugging a baby brachiosaur or some other long-necked dinosaur, and it has the silliest "OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON" look on its face and I loved it.

I want to go to a dinosaur petting zoo so bad now. :3:

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Xenomrph posted:

In one of the other TV spots (can't remember which one) there's a brief shot of a kid hugging a baby brachiosaur or some other long-necked dinosaur, and it has the silliest "OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON" look on its face and I loved it.

I want to go to a dinosaur petting zoo so bad now. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7UgJpRWMY

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Xenomrph posted:

In one of the other TV spots (can't remember which one) there's a brief shot of a kid hugging a baby brachiosaur or some other long-necked dinosaur, and it has the silliest "OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON" look on its face and I loved it.

I want to go to a dinosaur petting zoo so bad now. :3:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HUGS ARE

Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 20:51 on May 16, 2015

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Pablo Gigante posted:

Nah feathered raptors are dope too

They are not "dope" or "cool" or "awesome". They look stupid as poo poo.

I also love the thirty pound pterosaurs lifting baby dinosaurs 10 times their weight. This movie looks incredibly bad.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Wait a minute why are there Compys in the Petting Zoo? :stonk:

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

achillesforever6 posted:

Wait a minute why are there Compys in the Petting Zoo? :stonk:

I think they might be baby Gallimimus, or something similar. Their legs and feet are too oversized to be fully grown.


Groovelord Neato posted:

wrong, bad opinions.

Nah, gently caress you.

Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 20:54 on May 16, 2015

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


You quoted my correct facts, called them bad, then posted a pic showing that I was right. This is some bizarre poo poo.

Yeah dude the claws look really scary when they're just stupid wings. Reptilian things are always cooler/scarier looking than feathered things. It's why monsters are scaly or slimy or reptilian or insectoid.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Groovelord Neato posted:

They are not "dope" or "cool" or "awesome". They look stupid as poo poo.
This is wrong

quote:

I also love the thirty pound pterosaurs lifting baby dinosaurs 10 times their weight. This movie looks incredibly bad.
This is right

SublimeDelusions
Jun 19, 2005
Dentyne Fire + Dentyne Ice = End of World?

achillesforever6 posted:

Wait a minute why are there Compys in the Petting Zoo? :stonk:

Honestly, Compsognathus is probably one of the least dangerous theropods to keep around. In a group they would probably be dangerous. But, as for the intelligence of having them in the petting zoo, the website also lists spinosauroids in the river kayak ride so I wouldn't be surprised if they let the compys in the petting zoo.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Groovelord Neato posted:

I also love the thirty pound pterosaurs lifting baby dinosaurs 10 times their weight. This movie looks incredibly bad.

thank you for confirming a pterosaurs wouldn't be able to lift you either

Red Mundus
Oct 22, 2010
I like feathered dinos and am secure enough in my masculinity to accept that.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Groovelord Neato posted:

You quoted my correct facts, called them bad, then posted a pic showing that I was right. This is some bizarre poo poo.

Yeah dude the claws look really scary when they're just stupid wings. Reptilian things are always cooler/scarier looking than feathered things. It's why monsters are scaly or slimy or reptilian or insectoid.

That's not actually why we traditionally have reptilian or insectoid monsters.

Before CGI became the easy button out of making a monster, you were limited with practical effects. And making a creature that looked convincing with a thick hide, like a rhino, or actual scales, like a reptile or a fish, was infinitely easier than one with fur or feathers. Feathers in particular are really hard to make look good on a suit or animatronic. Without going full on muppet anyways.

Insects are the easiest thing in the world, by the by, due to how weird their xeoskeletons are.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I get the feeling I'm going to like all the dopey dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets theme park stuff more than anything else in the movie.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I get the feeling I'm going to like all the dopey dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets theme park stuff more than anything else in the movie.
Me too because I've had 3 movies where dinosaurs kill people and one park fails before it can open.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

achillesforever6 posted:

Me too because I've had 3 movies where dinosaurs kill people and one park fails before it can open.

It's the one aspect of this movie I really like sight unseen, where it's a fully functional park but it's also this cheesy, trashy thing like taking social media pictures at Machu Picchu.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I don't get why people get so mad about dinosaurs having feathers or pluto being a planet. They really did have them, after all.

Granted, a real life Velociraptor is more like the prehistoric equivalent to a leopard than some super predator, but his bigger cousins like Deinonychus or Utahraptor are pretty drat big and terrifying.

Even then, a real life Velociraptor could seriously gently caress you up or kill you even though it isn't very big. Bobcats, leopards and wolves aren't very big.

SublimeDelusions
Jun 19, 2005
Dentyne Fire + Dentyne Ice = End of World?

Groovelord Neato posted:

You quoted my correct facts, called them bad, then posted a pic showing that I was right. This is some bizarre poo poo.

Which part was a fact and not just your opinion? By all means, you are entitled to your opinion that you don't like the look of feathered dinosaurs, or that you would rather have scaly scary creatures in the monster movie. I think the reason a lot of people get so uptight over the feather thing is because there are no documentaries made anymore that can portray the science in a digestible format for general audiences, which leaves only mass media like these movies to provide general audiences with any idea of our understanding of these creatures. So I can see both sides of the coin on that one. At the end of the day, it is just a popcorn flick of a summer movie so the appearance doesn't make that much of a difference.

Frankly, I appreciate the boost in interest that these kind of things can provide for paleontology. At the same time, it gets a bit old when people expect, and actually get a bit upset, that we aren't just cloning these things "like in Jurassic Park". You would be surprised how often you wind up hearing "they could do it in that, why can't you actually do it already?" or "[insert animal here] did 'x' in the movie, so they had to have been able to do that."

I'm not trying to start a fight or anything, but, as someone who studies this stuff, I honestly don't understand why people get so upset when we learn something new about these animals.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Because it breaks people brains when things aren't exactly the way they think they should be, and they have to tell eeeeverybody about it.

I found the idea of feathered dinosaurs stupid at first, but then I got over it. I moved past it, and healed.

The Yellow Ant
Apr 6, 2004

I can lift 50 times my own weight in hope.
I love that the scientific understanding of dinosaurs has continued to... evolve.

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Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

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Need a new Walking With Dinosaurs documentary with feathered dinos.

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