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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

gender illusionist posted:

You gotta be a huge insecure human being bitch to get upset about a female lead in an action movie

welcome to the struggle of being an mra

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Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006

quote:

Nobody barks orders to Mad Max.

lol this baby bitch clearly hasn't seen a Mad Max film.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Lasher posted:

Every time something happened that would piss off a MRA I laughed pretty hard. A grandma literally says something like "kill all men"

Boss film. I'd give it 5 rammsteins riding a truck out of 5

Those grandmas were fantastic. I want a grandma like that. "Bullets are the anti-seed. You plant one and something dies." :rock:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Demora posted:

Those grandmas were fantastic. I want a grandma like that. "Bullets are the anti-seed. You plant one and something dies." :rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

that was the best movie i have seen in a really long time

RaceBannon posted:

If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on a fury road!

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'm pretty sure the message is when it comes your time to go, huff some paint first

gender illusionist posted:

You gotta be a huge insecure human being bitch to get upset about a female lead in an action movie

Agreed

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.

gender illusionist posted:

You gotta be a huge insecure human being bitch to get upset about a female lead in an action movie

Mad Maxipads: Fury Choad

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
I still haven't seen this

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Noctis Horrendae posted:

I still haven't seen this

Change your life for the better, friend.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Business Gorillas posted:

look at this literal child who couldn't get over a female lead in this, a movie that's literally a 2 hour car chase

What are the chances that this whole MRA thing is just something their PR firm thought up to try and boost attendance by the female demographi

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

Change your life for the better, friend.

By watching feminist propaganda? No thanks, bitch.

*tips fedora*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TheJoker138 posted:

What romantic scene? I never got the impression that Max and Furiosa wanted to bang, they were just bonding and forming a mutual respect over both being fundamentally broken people in search of redemption.

Also other than the first movie Max has never been the main character.

The Warrior kid and the red headed lady on top of the big rig.

I would debate your second point, but I just don't care enough.

They had an amp car. A Huge loving amp and drums car. It negates everything.

Yah this.

electrigger posted:

I think he's talking about between Nux and Capable.

Glad I'm not the only one

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 16, 2015

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

From now on, I will scream "WITNESS ME!" every time before I do some crazy poo poo.

Specially at work.

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

Talas posted:

From now on, I will scream "WITNESS ME!" every time before I do some crazy poo poo.

Specially at work.

i want to watch this movie

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Frankenstyle posted:

Nick Cave.




And Koalas.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Australia has the wasteland cup:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/15/magazine/mad-maxs-disciples.html

basically a race with crazy mad max style custom vehicles

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mange Mite posted:

What are the chances that this whole MRA thing is just something their PR firm thought up to try and boost attendance by the female demographi

p good but having seen the movie i can see a bunch of small penised men getting very intimidated by it

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
The best thing about the guitar guy is when he shows up you're like "well obv there's gonna be a guy shredding on a giant mobile wall of amplifiers I do not question this at all"

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
no water left, but we have amplifiers

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Bug Bill Murray posted:

The best thing about the guitar guy is when he shows up you're like "well obv there's gonna be a guy shredding on a giant mobile wall of amplifiers I do not question this at all"

Say what you will about Immortan Joe, the man knew how to motivate his followers.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bug Bill Murray posted:

The best thing about the guitar guy is when he shows up you're like "well obv there's gonna be a guy shredding on a giant mobile wall of amplifiers I do not question this at all"

Everyone on the set; Why the gently caress would they have this?

DIrector; Because it's really, really cool. Oh and make the guitar a flame thrower as well.

Everyone; ok, that's cool.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
When the prop master brought Doof's guitar to George Miller the first thing Miller asked was "Does it shoot flames?"

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Darkman Fanpage posted:

When the prop master brought Doof's guitar to George Miller the first thing Miller asked was "Does it shoot flames?"

"He needs something else.... Something is missing... BUNGEE CORDS!"

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Supernorn posted:

lol this baby bitch clearly hasn't seen a Mad Max film.

Its okay if his boss dressed as a hard gay leather man barks orders, but not the badass cyborg lady!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm


I want to hire these guys for a party.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
This was not a good movie.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rabble posted:

This was not a good movie.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Movie was loving awesome.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

When the prop master brought Doof's guitar to George Miller the first thing Miller asked was "Does it shoot flames?"

Apparently the reverse happened, the prop master brought the flamethrower that looked like the guitar and George asked if you could play it. Prop master said no and George made him build a guitar that can actually work while setting poo poo on fire :black101:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Bolow posted:

Apparently the reverse happened, the prop master brought the flamethrower that looked like the guitar and George asked if you could play it. Prop master said no and George made him build a guitar that can actually work while setting poo poo on fire :black101:

I knew I was remembering it wrong.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bolow posted:

Apparently the reverse happened, the prop master brought the flamethrower that looked like the guitar and George asked if you could play it. Prop master said no and George made him build a guitar that can actually work while setting poo poo on fire :black101:

This is even better.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/mad-max-fury-road-guitar-player-actor-doof-warrior-118997835292.html

Doof Warrior posted:

As for the music he played during his six months on set: “I just sort of got up there and jammed,” he said. “Whatever I could come up with. It’s a double-neck guitar, so it’s a bass and six-string electric, but there’s a base that I’m standing on and below that is a partial amplifier, so it’s blaring, and it’s totally squealing all the time. You’re just thrashing on it, and making noise. I’m playing Zeppelin or Soundgarden or AC/DC or whatever I was feeling inspired to do.” (The music you hear in the film was added in post-production.) Speaking of AC/DC, iOTA also revealed that his character’s look was partly inspired by the metal band’s frontman, Angus Young, particularly the short pants and sneakers.

“I was screaming my head off, ” says iOTA of the high-voltage experience of filming Max. “The whole thing was just mind-boggling. I was just walking around set with my jaw open the whole time. It was incredible. And just tearing through the desert on that truck was really something else. You’ve gotta try it.”

Back Story posted:

And if there’s ever a Coma-Doof Warrior prequel, iOTA says that the origin story already exists. Before filming, the performer and Miller created a grim backstory for the character: He was a child music prodigy who watched as his mother, also a musician, was beheaded. The boy was then found by Fury Road’s chief villain, Immortan Joe (Hugh Keays-Byrne), mom’s severed head still in hand. Joe adopted the boy, who continued playing and grew up to be Joe’s troop-rallying rocker.


And it’s a good thing we never get too much of a close-up on the character in Fury Road: iOTA says the mask he’s wearing in the film, according to his and Miller’s backstory, is the face of his late mother, which he sliced from her skull. Told you it was dark.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Echoing my post last night. In the light of day I still see that this movie was spectacularly, insanely thrilling. Even the plot is sufficiently strong, for a movie that's a 2 hour car chase sequence.

gently caress Avengers, see this in theaters instead.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Dick Fagballzson posted:

I hope this does really, really well so that Hollywood sees there's still a market for big budget hard R action movies with an emphasis on stuntwork over special effects.

I'm going to see this again in the theater, to make up for not seeing Dredd when I should have.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

I had a huge grin on my face every time that guy was on the screen.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm


Oh my god. "The Doof Wagon" :3

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Why You Should Not Go See “Mad Max: Feminist Road”

Rarely does a game, book, or a movie live up to the hype surrounding it. And sadly the same thing can be said for “Mad Max: Fury Road.”

If you were like me, the explosions, fire tornadoes, even the symphonic score surrounding “Fury Road’s” first trailer made your attendance a foregone conclusion. It looked like a straight-up guy flick. No loving around. Perhaps even a little, hidden acknowledgement from the director that when the poo poo hits the fan, it will be men like Jack Donovan Mad Max who will be in charge.

But then my spidey senses started noticing a couple things.

Charlize Theron kept showing up a lot in the trailers, while Tom Hardy (Mad Max) seemed to have cameo appearances. Charlize Theron sure talked a lot during the trailers, while I don’t think I’ve heard one line from Tom Hardy. And finally, Charlize Theron’s character barked orders to Mad Max.

Nobody barks orders to Mad Max.

Sure enough, what I suspected (but desperately wanted NOT to be true) was confirmed with two articles in the past week. One, Eve Ensler, author of “The Vagina Monologues” was consulted by the director to consult the female actresses in Fury Road about what it’s like being sex slaves. Her presumed expertise in this area was based on work she claimed to have done in the Congo. Work I investigated and deemed “fishy” in a recent podcast (around the 1hr 6 min mark).

Two, of all the outdated, obsolete, Baby Boomer leftist rags, TIME MAGAZINE just comes outright and says it.

“Here’s a surprise: Tom Hardy, a.k.a. Mad Max, isn’t the star of Mad Max: Fury Road. Charlize Theron is. An even bigger surprise? Vagina Monologues author Eve Ensler consulted on what turns out to be a very feminist film….Theron, not Hardy, leads the charge; she also does the majority of the fighting.”
Alas, I was forced to accept reality. Fury Road was not going to be a movie made for men. It was going to be a feminist piece of propaganda posing as a guy flick. And like “1886: The Order” I would be let down, and would have to pin my hopes on something else.

The real issue is not whether feminism has infiltrated and co-opted Hollywood, ruining nearly every potentially-good action flick with a forced female character or an unnecessary romance sub-plot to eek out that extra 3 million in female attendees.

It has.

And the real issue is not whether Hollywood has the audacity to remove the name sake of a movie franchise called MAD FREAKING MAX, and replace it with an impossible female character in an effort to kowtow to feminism.

It has.

It’s whether men in America and around the world are going to be duped by explosions, fire tornadoes, and desert raiders into seeing what is guaranteed to be nothing more than feminist propaganda, while at the same time being insulted AND tricked into viewing a piece of American culture ruined and rewritten right in front of their very eyes.
The only way back is to begin punishing ambition in our daughters and in all female children. They need to be physically and psychologically disciplined to be servile and deferential and they unfortunately need to have it beaten into them that they should NEVER trust their own judgement and always seek guidance and permission of their male headships.

My daughter would be turned out with nothing but a shirt on her back if she so much as looked at a college website or played with her brother’s educational toys.

She would be belted to the point of being unable to sit if she exhibited confidence in decision making.

I don’t want my wife to step foot out of the house unless her every dime and minute spent can be accounted for and executed in conjuncture with my approval. My daughter will exude obedience and timidity for whoever her future husband is and it’s imperative that all Christian Men demand nothing less within their own homes. Playtime for feminazis and the left is over. This is our world and our heritage to protect. Let the cultural war begin!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

The only way back is to begin punishing ambition in our daughters and in all female children. They need to be physically and psychologically disciplined to be servile and deferential and they unfortunately need to have it beaten into them that they should NEVER trust their own judgement and always seek guidance and permission of their male headships.

My daughter would be turned out with nothing but a shirt on her back if she so much as looked at a college website or played with her brother’s educational toys.

She would be belted to the point of being unable to sit if she exhibited confidence in decision making.

I don’t want my wife to step foot out of the house unless her every dime and minute spent can be accounted for and executed in conjuncture with my approval. My daughter will exude obedience and timidity for whoever her future husband is and it’s imperative that all Christian Men demand nothing less within their own homes. Playtime for feminazis and the left is over. This is our world and our heritage to protect. Let the cultural war begin!

what the gently caress. someone needs to report this dude to child services

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Also Charlize Theoron has never looked more beautiful than she does in this film.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

The only way back is to begin punishing ambition in our daughters and in all female children. They need to be physically and psychologically disciplined to be servile and deferential and they unfortunately need to have it beaten into them that they should NEVER trust their own judgement and always seek guidance and permission of their male headships.

My daughter would be turned out with nothing but a shirt on her back if she so much as looked at a college website or played with her brother’s educational toys.

She would be belted to the point of being unable to sit if she exhibited confidence in decision making.

I don’t want my wife to step foot out of the house unless her every dime and minute spent can be accounted for and executed in conjuncture with my approval. My daughter will exude obedience and timidity for whoever her future husband is and it’s imperative that all Christian Men demand nothing less within their own homes. Playtime for feminazis and the left is over. This is our world and our heritage to protect. Let the cultural war begin!

Yikes

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