|
Jerry Cotton posted:It looks a lot like a real parliament question time except with a lot of shouting and heckling which, of course, would not be tolerated in a civilized country. Question Time in the Australian Parliament is basically a thrown beer bottle away from a pub fight at any given moment.
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 14:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 20:28 |
|
|
Neddy Seagoon posted:Question Time in the Australian Parliament is basically a thrown beer bottle away from a pub fight at any given moment. Seems like it would be hard for MPs to sleep in all that ruckus 
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 14:07
|
|
|
BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Are Finns white? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-AMtiVDC34
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 14:21
|
|
|
all politics should be settled with rap battles from now on
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 14:23
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 14:52
|
|
|
I'm not your oval office, mate.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 16:34
|
|
|
See, in Britain you'd have to say "The Right Honourable oval office".
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 16:40
|
|
|
Geokinesis posted:you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter I live in England and I still don't understand the use of the word cheeky. The first time I heard it used was when I was being slightly too handsy on a date. Then I started hearing "Oh, let's go get a cheeky pint" or something. I haven't yet been to a Nandos and I'll be disappointed if when I do finally go, none of the waitstaff try to cop a feel. To sum up, this is my life now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPY-sCiRCeA
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 17:02
|
|
|
Josef bugman posted:Areas that Britain has been at war with? Close, countries whose land they have invaded at some point.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 17:08
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 18:03
|
|
|
Skeesix posted:I live in England and I still don't understand the use of the word cheeky. You're retarded
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 18:07
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 18:15
|
|
|
 Memes are getting very strange.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 18:22
|
|
|
DarthBlingBling posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1iL2jGZiZw
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 18:37
|
|
|
FAROOQ posted:You're retarded Oi, don't be a twat to all spazzers, m8. Retard is a right rude word.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 18:38
|
|
|
Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Holy poo poo, it's the white version of the dozens which I now realize is like the missing link between English culture and Australian culture. Also, there's an actual position called "Shadow Chancellor"? Maybe if American politics was this interesting I'd pay attention to it for once. Its a lot less awesome than it sounds, mores the pity.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 19:14
|
|
|
Oxyclean posted:
Good guy oak furniture? MADE OF OAK; LASTS FOR YEARS Douchebag oak furniture? MADE OF OAK: STUBS YOUR TOE Confession oak furniture? MADE OF OAK; CAPABLE OF HOLDING YOUR PARENTS
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 19:26
|
|
|
http://pepegarden.co.uk/
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 19:29
|
|
|
Oxyclean posted:
 I imagine someone saw this and thought "You know what? It's true and since me-mes are hip at the moment it could hook kids who recognize it."
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 19:48
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 20:04
|
|
|
Just wait a few years, your eyes will start to go. You'll wake up, live, and go to bed seeing that. Or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 20:15
|
|
|
Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Holy poo poo, it's the white version of the dozens which I now realize is like the missing link between English culture and Australian culture. Also, there's an actual position called "Shadow Chancellor"? Maybe if American politics was this interesting I'd pay attention to it for once. There's an entire shadow cabinet (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_Cabinet) and Josef bugman posted:Its a lot less awesome than it sounds, mores the pity.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 20:36
|
|
|
Spoeank posted:Close, countries whose land they have invaded at some point. "Elevated from Savagery"
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 23:04
|
|
|
Wheany posted:So the British parliament is basically a rap battle? The best part is they can say anything. Well, you have to follow the rules of parliamentary procedure, but libel laws do not apply. You can not be sued for anything you say. So you can totally say, "Is it true the honorable minister raped and killed a girl in '96?" and all the other side can do is boo stomp their feet.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 23:17
|
|
|
Angela Christine posted:The best part is they can say anything. Well, you have to follow the rules of parliamentary procedure, but libel laws do not apply. You can not be sued for anything you say. So you can totally say, "Is it true the honorable minister raped and killed a girl in '96?" and all the other side can do is boo stomp their feet. To be fair, that's statistically likely.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 23:24
|
|
|
TheCrushinator posted:"Elevated from Savagery" Invasion van meän like a couple dozen dudes landing and never seeing anyone.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2015 23:24
|
|
|
Skeesix posted:I live in England and I still don't understand the use of the word cheeky. The first time I heard it used was when I was being slightly too handsy on a date. Then I started hearing "Oh, let's go get a cheeky pint" or something. I haven't yet been to a Nandos and I'll be disappointed if when I do finally go, none of the waitstaff try to cop a feel. Do you have a learning deficiency? It clearly means something you want to do but shouldn't be doing, for whatever reason.
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 01:14
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 02:00
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 02:38
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 02:48
|
|
|
Metanaut posted:I'm not your oval office, mate. I'm not your mate, bro.
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 03:00
|
|
|
Jon Zyetta posted:I'm not your mate, bro. I'm not your bro, oval office.
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 03:35
|
|
|
I never forget?
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 04:05
|
|
|
Pepé
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 04:25
|
|
|
Jon Zyetta posted:I'm not your mate, bro. VendaGoat posted:I'm not your bro, oval office. 
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 04:36
|
|
|
Geokinesis posted:you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter you're the worst
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 04:54
|
|
|
Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Holy poo poo, it's the white version of the dozens "The Right Honorable Gentleman's mother is so old that her vibrator has just been declared a Historical National Monument." "HUZZAH!" "HARRUMPH!" "Mr. Speaker, I would like it read into the record that the Prime Minister's mother is so old that her bonnet collection is still encrusted with Neville Chamberlain's semen." "HUZZAH!" "HARRUMPH!"
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 05:03
|
|
|
Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Holy poo poo, it's the white version of the dozens which I now realize is like the missing link between English culture and Australian culture. Also, there's an actual position called "Shadow Chancellor"? Maybe if American politics was this interesting I'd pay attention to it for once. Josef bugman posted:Its a lot less awesome than it sounds, mores the pity. Yeah, the Shadow Chancellor's an unofficial position in the opposition - his/her job is to criticise the chancellor's policies and coming up with alternatives, "shadowing" them by studying their policies closely, debating them in the commons and watching them closely outside it. Watching and waiting. From the halls and offices of the commons to the residence at 11 Downing Street to the seldom visited streets of his constituency, nowhere does the Chancellor go unwatched, unheard. He tires, seeing the world through the haze of meetings and debates and business lunches and endless, endless reams of paper. The last cup of coffee kicks in and becomes the one too many. It's late. He loosens his tie, ducks down the back stairs without a nod to the security detail, out the back door for a quick smoke in the dark. No-one can see him now, with his jacket off and patches of sweat stretching halfway down his sides, gut over his belt. The Shadow Chancellor sees. A fox howls in the distance, the last taxi of the evening swoops past. The birds awake early this morning. A new tie will be mounted over the fireplace in Labour Party HQ. A rug will be made from a new hide, one with a distinctive pattern - Marks and Spencers' two-piece, Autograph collection Spring 2013. 46 inch chest. Almost unmarked. The job was done well. 
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 05:19
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 07:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 20:28 |
|
|
Gesundheit.
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2015 07:30
|
|
