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savinhill posted:Gurms in motion don't write, Gurms at rest molest Gurms in motion need lotion, Gurms at rest molest.
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May 18, 2015 01:03
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Out yet?
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May 18, 2015 01:41
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Solice Kirsk posted:Gurms in motion need lotion, Gurms at rest molest. Gurm puts the lotion in the Hodor Basket
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May 18, 2015 02:09
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Show tyrion talked about how big his cock was. Show sand snakes dropped their weapons when areo hotah yelled at them in an authoritative tone. Sam had the fat pink mast. What was tyrion's shame boner described as, when Sansa turned him down?
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May 18, 2015 02:40
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Krinkle posted:Show tyrion talked about how big his cock was. Show sand snakes dropped their weapons when areo hotah yelled at them in an authoritative tone. you best not be pulling my third leg about this
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May 18, 2015 03:53
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visceril posted:you best not be pulling my third leg about this I'm sorry if I phrased that inelegantly, I meant while tyrion was talking about his boner in the episode today he failed to call it anything that could be considered a callback. For example, fat pink mast would have (subjunctive tense) been that, if tyrion had said that, and it were not referring to sam's boner and not tyrion's boner. What was tyrions boner canonically described as, so I know exactly what was not called back tonight?
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May 18, 2015 04:41
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Krinkle posted:Show tyrion talked about how big his cock was. Show sand snakes dropped their weapons when areo hotah yelled at them in an authoritative tone. I belive the words "ugly", "vieny", and "purple" made appearances in that Tyrion description.
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May 18, 2015 04:42
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the show is boring
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May 18, 2015 05:00
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With all the plot changes it is still nice to see the show keep the spirit of the books becoming boring and terrible.
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May 18, 2015 05:03
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Yeah, Silicon Valley was pretty solid and cringeworthy tonight at least. And I guess that was the controversial Sansa scene everyone has been talking about. Poor Reek.
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May 18, 2015 05:06
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:the show is boring Yeah, I guess it goes to show those spoiler people are wrong because now that I don't know what big twist or event is coming up in the 9th episode its all just painfully dull and slow paced. Just waiting for something to happen like maybe that Miranda chick going nuts on Sansa and then every one of those scenes ends with literally nothing have happened.
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May 18, 2015 05:08
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Danny starts uncontrollably making GBS threads all over, passes out, fade to black. Series finale. Episode 10 is found footage of GURM in his lair.
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May 18, 2015 05:10
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What if next season they just release 3 episodes of all the Bran/Iron Island stuff they skipped and follow it up with 7 episodes of hour long darkness and silence? You know, really stick to the source material.
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May 18, 2015 05:32
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Book Littlefinger: "Clean hands, Sansa. Whatever you do, make certain your hands are clean" Show Littlefinger: "here you go, Roose, here's sansa stark. lets do treasons against the crown together." "hey cersei I heard sansa stark is in the north and roose bolton is doing treasons haha isn't that weird"
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May 18, 2015 06:01
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I didn't think they were gonna toss ol Marge into the hands of the Sparrows. That was actually surprising for the show. Really wonder how they're going to turn that around into the walk in 4 episodes. God it is seriously so bad.
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May 18, 2015 06:11
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Krinkle posted:Book Littlefinger: "Clean hands, Sansa. Whatever you do, make certain your hands are clean" I seriously hope Littlefinger eats poo poo this season. I know it won't happen because the show is bad, but I can still hope.
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May 18, 2015 06:28
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mind the walrus posted:And what's the deal with losers trying to poo poo up the Bad Thread? False Flag operation to get mods in this thread TK-42-1 posted:It's autism.youtube and it's a beautiful thing to watch. 20 years from now, that "autism" has replaced" nerd" , there are going to be hot girls acting autistic and people going " I was autistic before it was cool " Ague Proof posted:"Now there's definitely sexual tension between Ned and Cersei in the book". I don't think its possible to misread a scene more than this. Ned: Disgust Cersei: Manipulation Knuc U Kinte posted:I'm happy waiting for the next asoiaf book without thinking about his genitals like the rest of the normal people. So would we, but when you keep checking back, wondering if that book has come out yet, and instead have to read about his poo poo dick, well... syscall girl posted:Jamie's hand was actually useful this season. So that was nice. Yeah I laughed - that scene was well acted CharlestheHammer posted:Though the answer to that is to show the Hound getting over his fear of fire. He didn't though, did he? He freaked the gently caress out when his shield caught. empty sea posted:
I like him way more in the show, than in the book. In the book its clear he is too brittle, in the show, I don't know. That warmth came through really well. Iron Lung posted:And I guess that was the controversial Sansa scene everyone has been talking about. Poor Reek. completely underwhelmed. Iron Lung posted:I didn't think they were gonna toss ol Marge into the hands of the Sparrows. That was actually surprising for the show. Really wonder how they're going to turn that around into the walk in 4 episodes. God it is seriously so bad. Is Marge free in the books? I thought she was still captive for some reason...
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May 18, 2015 06:35
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kcroy posted:Is Marge free in the books? I thought she was still captive for some reason... She still faces trial but she's free because Mace promised to bring her to the trial. (but really because the Tyrells have an army nearby)
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May 18, 2015 06:36
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Does anyone still believe the show is trimming the fat from the books? Most of the scenes in this episode involve extra characters made up for the show and they raped Sansa. The only good thing about her story in AFFC is that she doesn't get raped. These aren't the editors Gurm needs, they're the ones he deserves. Regulus74 fucked around with this message at 07:31 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 07:28
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Her chapters in AFFC are good, and so is the winds one on grrm's site.
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May 18, 2015 07:44
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Nice so instead of having a strong Sansa who's a player he's got the oh so novel role of rape victim now, yeah the show writers aren't really better than The American Tolkien.
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May 18, 2015 08:48
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I do love how everyone who claimed that the show is going to do some superior re-telling of the books got to eat poo poo. The show is worse. There is no relief or respite from the wait. Only Gurm.
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May 18, 2015 08:57
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Absolutely no one was arguing that the added scenes were better, just that they cut a lot of the BS from others. And yeah, underwhelming. Hey, look over here under threat of torture, even though this is already torturous. Oh. But you see, now Victim Sansa can truly become Player Sansa because reasons. Ffs, I thought at least the theory going around that Theon would be forced to do more at least made sense and would be more of a visceral scene for showbabbies, but here we are. Jamie stuff continues to be okay, surprisingly. E: I seriously cannot get over how dumb Showfinger is. Heh, I'll bring her all this way just to sell her off (and he had to know what would happen to Sansa) and triple cross all these morons to be, uh, warden of the north. And I'll tell all of them about it. Even if that's not his endgame, what in the gently caress. Double E: Like I get the basic screenwriting parallels of oh look Arya is trying not to be Arya and Sansa is proclaiming to be Sansa and everything, which is nice, but that's in the books already. SaviourX fucked around with this message at 09:02 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 08:59
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It might be poo poo but it will not be endless poo poo squatting in the grass.
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May 18, 2015 09:00
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:She still faces trial but she's free because Mace promised to bring her to the trial. (but really because the Tyrells have an army nearby) Close. Randyll Tarly (that dude does all the dirty work) arrived with his force and pledged that he would return her for a trial. The implication was that if the High Septon didn't, Randyll would just tell his already inside-the-city army "Save our queen! Purge these heretics!" Couple that with the faith's strength having been already sent out of the city, and the High Sparrow was in no position to turn down this offer. Midge probably being innocent helped soothe his conscience. Mace, as always, showed up later. DarkCrawler posted:I do love how everyone who claimed that the show is going to do some superior re-telling of the books got to eat poo poo. The show is worse. There is no relief or respite from the wait. Only Gurm. I was honestly expecting them to one up the book for the wedding night scene, considering the, uh, hype. All things considered, I'm happier they didn't.
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May 18, 2015 09:12
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The show is pretty bad now I can't really see any bright side to it. Back to waiting for the books/heat death of the universe whichever comes first.
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May 18, 2015 09:23
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Krinkle posted:The show is pretty bad now I can't really see any bright side to it. Back to waiting for the books/heat death of the universe whichever comes first. Well, Brandon Sanderson is pretty good at writing books so .....
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May 18, 2015 09:28
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SaviourX posted:
yeah its fun. Hateo ( sp? ) with that slow rear end staff move was dumb though. took like a week to connect with his neck. I wanted to see Jaime catch it between his gold mecha-fingers and throw that smug smile. ngga plz u slow old man. SaviourX posted:
never even thought of that. is that how you read books? do you notice parallels and foreshadowing and symbols at a conscious level? serious question there. for its just all i dunno absorbed at some level.
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May 18, 2015 11:11
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Cardiac posted:Well, Brandon Sanderson is pretty good at writing books so ..... I think he would melt down ( yuk yuk ) at the Wall, and other areas where GRRM take creative liberties.. but where Sanderson needs a goddamn rigid set of rules. Gonna make the ole "he attacked with his +1 Vorpal Sword" comment here, but I really think that what sanderson does well, is not what grrm does well, and the shift would be too jarring. I also dread him writing any of the female characters - his females seem like "young adult" levels of sophistication to me. just sayan.
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May 18, 2015 11:14
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:She still faces trial but she's free because Mace promised to bring her to the trial. (but really because the Tyrells have an army nearby) cool thanks - so the way the show does it, Marge can still be imprisoned OR released and have Cersei do the walk end of season. I mean they could even release lancel and marge and grab cersei.
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May 18, 2015 11:15
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Sanderson couldn't finish this poo poo because the gurm has no clue how his own world works, so how should BranSan be able to figure that out? I'd prefer it if he stayed away from this filth and keeps writing good books instead.
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May 18, 2015 11:15
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DarkCrawler posted:I do love how everyone who claimed that the show is going to do some superior re-telling of the books got to eat poo poo. The show is worse. There is no relief or respite from the wait. Only Gurm. I thought this but I was wrong. I miss Gurm.
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May 18, 2015 11:27
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Regulus74 posted:Does anyone still believe the show is trimming the fat from the books? Most of the scenes in this episode involve extra characters made up for the show and they raped Sansa. The only good thing about her story in AFFC is that she doesn't get raped. They are trimming the fat, they've turned ~750k words into 10 episodes. It's just that the way they are merging storylines is full of its own poor writing. And acting/directing/editing when it comes to the Dorne poo poo. Tahirovic posted:Sanderson couldn't finish this poo poo because the gurm has no clue how his own world works, so how should BranSan be able to figure that out? I'd prefer it if he stayed away from this filth and keeps writing good books instead. Basileus777 fucked around with this message at 12:37 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 12:31
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Sad we didn't get to see the FPM last night. I'll reserve judgment on Dorne and the rest of the show until I watch this episode later today. My general opinion right now is that the show lives and dies on its actors. a lot of the talent, because of poo poo that gurm wrote, is off doing nothing or b-plots. Jaime and Bronn have great chemistry and are really entertaining to watch. Hopefully, their talent and charisma will elevate the not-as-good actors in Dorne and make them better, like how Ned, Tywin, and Tyrion automatically give anyone they're in a scene with a boost. Tyrion needs to get to Dany ASAP. She is terrible. And holy poo poo what is going on with Grewy Worm and Missandei. WTF is this poo poo I am still mad about Barristan. It's like they have the quota that Walking Dead used to have except instead of black people it's people that aren't poo poo. We needed more Mannis/Jon scenes in the same vein to get him to loving act and stop being so boring and wooden. Funny how the notoriously stiff and brittle guy comes off as way warmer and charismatic. Too much of the show's plot is relying on B-listers and C-listers to get the job done and it shows. IMO On the one hand the gross rape was in the books (on Jeyne Poole) and since Sansa absorbed her role she absorbed that scene too. On the other hand, rape wasn't yet in Ramsay's on-screen bag of tricks, so he could've continued his Nice Guy act, she does some small thing he doesn't like in the morning, and has Reek hold her down while he flays a finger or something.
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May 18, 2015 12:59
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May 18, 2015 13:53
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That rape scene was pretty easy going for a rape scene. 5/10. Would not jerk it.
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May 18, 2015 14:08
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$10 on episode 9 being either Tyrells v. Sparrows to save Mags, or some cocked up bullshit like the Unsullied v. all of Meereen so Dany can gently caress off on her magic diarrhea adventures. Or they're going full pants-crappingly stupid and it'll be Stannis v. Boltons and Brienne kills Stan.
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May 18, 2015 14:16
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Episode 9 is Daznak's pit I think, Jorah will be fighting as a slave while strangely Tyrion is seated on the dais next to Dany, so by the end of the season we're getting the show equivalent of Dany making GBS threads in the tall grass which because they're jerks who hate everything that's fun about the novels will just be Dany with dirt on her face looking sullen when some Dothraki show up and the credits roll.
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May 18, 2015 14:36
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Episode ten will be a close up of GRRM's bulbous rear end as he farts the theme song to the show. For an hour straight. Then he wipes his rear end with a copy of Winds of Winter and the show is over.
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