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May 14, 2015 15:19
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alnilam posted:>get up, give a dignified huff, straighten your collar, and walk out like a boss CAT BRUSH posted:> wave a hardy goodbye to the nice lady and make your way to the ice rink grand opening  You strut out of the store with your collar popped and give the lady a quick goodbye from the safety of outside. Whats up? 
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May 16, 2015 16:53
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>drink pee and cum
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May 17, 2015 07:26
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>go bowling
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May 17, 2015 20:47
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freezingprocess posted:>go bowling >move to cleveland and go bowling ---------------- |
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May 17, 2015 20:57
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circ dick soleil posted:>drink pee and cum the goatman is a saint and i wont have you ordering him in such ways >:|  You make your way to the ice rink party. There is an imposing figure in the doorway. |
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May 17, 2015 21:51
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> show him your ID, by which I mean your wedding ring. he'll know what it means. |
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May 18, 2015 00:22
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>show him your titties
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May 18, 2015 00:59
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A LOVELY LAD posted:the goatman is a saint and i wont have you ordering him in such ways >:| ha ha you're right, please disregard my insolence! Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:25 on May 18, 2015 ---------------- |
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May 18, 2015 02:22
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A LOVELY LAD posted:the goatman is a saint and i wont have you ordering him in such ways >:| Ask him to call an ambulance for your many wounds. ---------------- |
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May 18, 2015 02:36
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google THIS posted:> show him your ID, by which I mean your wedding ring. he'll know what it means. paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 18, 2015 03:11
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huh didnt expect seeing kirk pee into his own anus b4 going to classes today. 5/5 |
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May 18, 2015 08:09
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google THIS posted:> show him your ID, by which I mean your wedding ring. he'll know what it means. Al Borland posted:Ask him to call an ambulance for your many wounds. You show the guard your invitation and claim you were kidnapped beaten and scratched and tied with duct tape, also you got pissed on but you managed to escape. While hes calling an ambulance you sneak in.  Inside you sneak past the adoring crowd and you are now beside who you presume to be Tim Talty who is getting ready to cut the ribbon. What a g-Dilf! But now is not the time for butt stuff - that is later. |
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May 24, 2015 14:20
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A LOVELY LAD posted:What a g-Dilf! granddilf? |
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May 25, 2015 01:54
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ask to see the gavel if successful bang it on things and pretend to be a judge e: oops, he's not a judge ask to see the ceremonial scissors. if successful, run around with them blinking beacon nose fucked around with this message at 02:37 on May 25, 2015 |
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May 25, 2015 02:33
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>cut the ribbon before he can.
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May 25, 2015 02:34
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Al Borland posted:>cut the ribbon before he can. yeah whatever it takes. use your teeth if you have to e: looks like you have nail clippers. you know what to do blinking beacon nose fucked around with this message at 02:41 on May 25, 2015 |
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May 25, 2015 02:37
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A LOVELY LAD posted:Kirk is a divorcee! Sorry to break it to you side quest: get back with your ex wife |
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May 25, 2015 02:39
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blinking beacon nose posted:unsurprising or at least find the place where you pawned the ring and recover it |
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May 25, 2015 18:23
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check your current popularity on the Internet
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May 25, 2015 18:39
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blinking beacon nose posted:yeah whatever it takes. use your teeth if you have to  You clip through the ribbon, I don't really know what its meant to achieve but Tim Talty's beutiful blue eyes are constricted with rage and you can see his teeth clenched in his chisseled Jaw. He grabs you and expertly hip tosses you into the ice rink, you are now engaged in a deadly and chilly scuffle! 
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May 26, 2015 00:33
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clench your cheeks cuz the ice is cold
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May 26, 2015 00:45
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> reflect inwardly and realize your true potential
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May 26, 2015 01:26
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I done hosed us up, fellas Can you attack him with the same nail clippers that got us into this mess? Are the ceremonial scissors within reach? |
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May 26, 2015 02:00
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Al Borland posted:>Use the amazing muscle strength of your anus muscles, to propel yourself across the ice rink at an amazing and alarming speed making Tim Talty smash head first into the wall. you could try crying to get his sympathy maybe |
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May 26, 2015 02:04
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I don't believe number one chill dude goat man would hurt another human being
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May 26, 2015 05:11
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Crush Taltys head with your gaping anus muscles |
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May 26, 2015 05:50
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Chill la Chill posted:I don't believe number one chill dude goat man would hurt another human being CAT BRUSH posted:> reflect inwardly and realize your true potential paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 26, 2015 14:53
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goat man would be rly good at navel gazing
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May 26, 2015 15:01
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we've grossed people out in the past, maybe we can gross him out too........... pee on the ice, maybe he'll be too grossed out by rolling around in freezing pee to continue fighting |
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May 26, 2015 15:11
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invert your anus and shoot your inside-out intestines at a ceiling girder like Spider-Man, pulling yourself up out of harms way |
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May 27, 2015 03:30
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A lot off butt stuff gonna go on when i next get a chance to draw it. I think I'm gonna need to put some trigger warnings up |
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May 27, 2015 14:25
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Jun 2, 2015 08:09
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blinking beacon nose posted:I done hosed us up, fellas CAT BRUSH posted:> reflect inwardly and realize your true potential you consult your spirit animal  USE YOUR ANUS you distend yourself disgustingly to push yourself off the ice. your pink sock gets stuck to the ice like jeff daniels tongue in dumb and dumber  OH WAIT I MEAN USE YOUR INVENTORY |
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Jun 2, 2015 18:35
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lol the red part looks like a cock's wattle
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Jun 2, 2015 18:40
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Chill la Chill posted:lol the red part looks like a cock's wattle lol I just realized this may be intentional  I always say cock to mean male chicken
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Jun 2, 2015 18:41
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A LOVELY LAD posted:nope the nail clippers are on the floor somewhere near the ribbon - they were knocked from your grasp when you were set upon, also you got no more pee in you at this moment in time having just pissed everywhere at city hall ow ow ow |
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this actually made me cringe, I'm never ice skating naked again |
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