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sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Wedemeyer posted:


I think the bottom most one kind of sucks in terms of telling you what the movie is like, but also kind of works. It does have a party in it.
I think the bottom one is worse at telling you what the movie is called. I assume it's called +1?

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



TetsuoTW posted:

I think the bottom one is worse at telling you what the movie is called. I assume it's called +1?

That quote at the top is an abomination. Though I suppose if it was referring to the monkey Project X and the recent party Project X that could make it slightly better.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


TetsuoTW posted:

I think the bottom one is worse at telling you what the movie is called. I assume it's called +1?

Yeah, I have no clue what that movie's title is supposed to be.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Barry Pepper is one of my favorite actors ever, and he's in Battlefield Earth, and he's loving terrible in it.

This whole derail is getting silly (Can we at least all agree that Jason Clarke deserves better?) but I wanted to quote this because Barry Pepper is indeed great.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

muscles like this? posted:

Yeah, I have no clue what that movie's title is supposed to be.

"Everyone Wants One", I'm guessing. Unless that's supposed to be the tagline.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



I was disappointed, for second while scrolling I thought it was THE BEG.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010





Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011


What the gently caress is this?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mister Chief posted:

What the gently caress is this?

What's so hard to understand? Laser dinosaurs are threatening San Francisco and it's up to one giant ape to show them what's what.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6boljtalKDA

First result on YouTube, best result.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
It's cool to see we're back to the Cannon/Hammer tactic of making a rad, demented poster which they'll never be able to match with the actual show.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



I've been waiting so long for this

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

The MSJ posted:

What's so hard to understand? Laser dinosaurs are threatening San Francisco and it's up to one giant ape to show them what's what.

And it's riffing on Planet Of The Apes for some reason.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yeah, that font seems like its kind of right on the edge of a phone call.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Are these posters from some film market?

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Mister Chief posted:

What the gently caress is this?
The kind of thing six-year-old me would've had wet dreams about if that were biologically possible.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

TetsuoTW posted:

The kind of thing six-year-old me would've had wet dreams about if that were biologically possible.

I'm 35 and I'm hootin and hollerin for more laser dinosaur shows and movies.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mister Chief posted:

Are these posters from some film market?

Licensing Expo 2015.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

The MSJ posted:

What's so hard to understand? Laser dinosaurs are threatening San Francisco and it's up to one giant ape to show them what's what.

I'm in.

Animated sadly...

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/106325/kong-king-of-the-apes-impressive-artwork/

Humbug Scoolbus fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jun 10, 2015

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I've been waiting so long for this



Wasn't this the original proposal for Jurassic Park 4?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
DInos with guns? Yeah.
Was there also concept art for dino-people or am I making things up?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

KONG King of the APES

Wait is that how it's supposed to be read?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

KONG King of the APES

Wait is that how it's supposed to be read?

Kong, King of the Apes?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Hardly rolls off the tongue.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Hmm, that looks vaguely familiar...

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mister Chief posted:

And it's riffing on Planet Of The Apes for some reason.

Nor riffing very hard, as anything set in SF has to feature the bridge.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Nor riffing very hard, as anything set in SF has to feature the bridge.

The title and logo.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Oh poo poo, I didn't even notice the title treatment. Good catch.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
As long as it looks like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLgSZ_FZTEg

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Wendell
May 11, 2003


I'm impressed by how seriously this takes itself. And how it's basically a series of still images.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

An extra dose of Henry Cavill and his chin for today.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jun 11, 2015

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

The most misleading title since Naked Lunch.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Is it weird that Elizabeth Debicki and Alicia Vikander are the biggest draws for me?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

What, he's got a Walther PPK? Why not the convertible pistol-turned-carbine Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin regularly used on the show or some sort of update on it, like a Glock with an attachable stock or that new Strizh/Arsenal Strike One (which does have a ridiculous long-range option)?

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
It's set in the 60s right as he's joining UNCLE I think.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I saw the preview for that and it looks like it'll be a really fun movie.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


Gee, I wonder who the movie is going to side with.

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Waffleman_ posted:

Gee, I wonder who the movie is going to side with.

It'll fake everybody out and Superman will kill Batman in the first five minutes and Batman will gently caress off for at least a decade.

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