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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Kimbo V. Huston round break gif but they heads keep drooping Ahahaha
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Triticum Guzzler posted:AUTOTUNE VOICE: It's amazing, I'm the reason, my own dick is in my mouth this evening hahaha what a page
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Jun 14, 2015 22:14
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Self suck men I know you're out there You're in hiding And you hold your meetings I can hear you cumming
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Jun 14, 2015 22:17
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Jun 14, 2015 22:19
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Let's start a GoFundMe to pay for Arlovski to officiate the toxx. http://www.athletepromotions.com/speaker/andrei-arlovski.php No amount of money would be too much to pay for, "How taste your pee pee?"
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Time to end this suffering i need a minute to myself (so i can suck away) You will never get to me what cant be done ill do myself (so i can suck away)
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Jun 14, 2015 22:22
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Absolutely. 100%. To completion
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Jun 14, 2015 22:24
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Bruce Buffer unveils the Buffer 180 to signify that it's time to suck your own penis
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Jun 14, 2015 22:29
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I am going to be really sad if Werdum pisses hot now. 
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if the ufc ever lands a proper new york venue, I will eat my dick
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Trast posted:I am going to be really sad if Werdum pisses hot now. Im sad you digressed from the topic of Potato in the Anus sucking his or her own dick but thanks for keeping it about penises and what they do Unless you meant you would be really sad because Potato in my Anus would have sucked his own dick already before learning too late after he'd already sucked it that the result of the fight had been changed to a no contest and he had sucked his dick for no reason, when he didn't have to Bundt Cake fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jun 14, 2015 |
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Pictured: Potato in Anus training for the big day with his Local MMA fighter, Yoel Romero.
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Pictured: Potato in Anus training for the big day with his Local MMA fighter, Yoel Romero. lol
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Jun 14, 2015 22:48
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Watching last night gave me a small sense of what it must have been like to see Andy get killed by Weidman.
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Jun 14, 2015 22:53
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Eddie Alvarez rules. Actually he just held top position and the clinch when Gil started gulping for air like a mullet on the flats on a summer day. Still it ruled to see him get the decision after literally fighting with one eye for 2 rounds.
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Can we start a petition to have Sexy Carlos kill Pendred for us
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Wasting a Condit fight on Pendred would be loving cruel. Make Pendred fight Woodley so that we can all safely turn off our televisions for that half hour period.
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EmmyOk posted:Watching last night gave me a small sense of what it must have been like to see Andy get killed by Weidman. Last night was the opposite of that because it was good and I didn't wake up sad this morning Seriously though weidman knocking out anderson was loving nuts and if you weren't there i can't really explain how crazy and shocking it was. In the bar I was at social order broke down for about 30 seconds. People screaming and running around, someone picked up a chair and threw it. During this my ex looked over at me and said I was just sitting there with head cocker to the side looking like a confused dog. When she met me at my house later she found me sitting on the couch in the dark watching anderson/forrest. Dangersim fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jun 14, 2015 |
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Dangersim posted:Last night was the opposite of that because it was good and I didn't wake up sad this morning My apartment turned into the Ewok village at the end of Return of the Jedi with happy celebration and I woke up just as happy because it was awesome and good, actually
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I watched with my redneck roommate who doesn't watch MMA but cheered for whoever I did and we climbed up on bar stools and chanted USA as the bar sat in silence.
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I was watching a stream at home by myself and as I sat there in minor shock I realized I didn't know anybody IRL that would understand the significance of what just happened
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I remember hearing that it was a standing KO before I saw it, and just assuming that was a typo.
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Dangersim posted:Last night was the opposite of that because it was good and I didn't wake up sad this morning Yeah I kinda feel like I missed the biggest moment in UFC history up to this point! Someone linked the thread recently and it was funny seeing people say "Andy is about to gently caress him up". I can't wait to see Dublin react if Conor wins
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I was at the bar with a friend who had never before watched a PPV live and didn't know who Anderson Silva was. I had predicted a Weidman win. She tells me that when Silva dropped, the entire bar let out a scream of anguish, except me, jumping up on my chair and screaming YES YES YES!
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EmmyOk posted:Watching last night gave me a small sense of what it must have been like to see Andy get killed by Weidman. I was mainly upset because one of my friends - who unironically believed the Kimbo v. Petruzelli fight was fixed - called it for Weidman and was obnoxiously smug subsequently.
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I was screaming in joy at the TV before the knockout, "You're hosed Weidman! He is matrixing and you're hosed!" Then I literally drank myself into a black hole for three days and none of my family heard from me. I'm now sober. The only other time I reacted so violently was when Fedor jumped into Werdum's guard and I was shouting, "NOOOO! NOOO!" and then when he tapped I hurled my company blackberry across the room. A few days later I snuck into their tech office and replaced it with a working one.
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Captain Log posted:I was screaming in joy at the TV before the knockout, "You're hosed Weidman! He is matrixing and you're hosed!" I didn't realize having wrong opinions about fights was actually physically destructive.
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One of my favorite calls ever is as they show weidman pounding an unconscious silva, rogan goes "there's something you didn't think you'd ever see" Also at points you can see him and Goldie standing at the commentary position, and they're both visibly shocked.
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Captain Log posted:I was screaming in joy at the TV before the knockout, "You're hosed Weidman! He is matrixing and you're hosed!" I dont think you can literally drink yourself into a black hole but im sure you drank a lot
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If Aldo wins will he have beaten Andy's record including WEC defenses? The New promo says he's on 10 straight? Also including champions who remained champion during a IFC merger is Andy still the record holder?
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EmmyOk posted:If Aldo wins will he have beaten Andy's record including WEC defenses? The New promo says he's on 10 straight? Also including champions who remained champion during a IFC merger is Andy still the record holder? He will tie it I believe. Also Andy's fight against Lutter was supposed to be for the title but Lutter didn't make weight so it became non title. Also here's the records and accomplishments of Anderson: Unified UFC Middleweight and Pride FC Welterweight Championship Fight of the Night (Three times) Submission of the Night (Two times) Most Knockout of the Night Awards in the UFC (Seven times) Most consecutive title defenses (10) Most successful title defenses (10) Most finishes in UFC title fights (9) Most finishes in the UFC (14) Most finishes in the UFC Middleweight division (10) Longest win streak in UFC history (16) Highest significant strike accuracy in UFC (67.8%) Most knockdowns landed in UFC History (17) Tied (Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture) for third most wins in the UFC (16) Longest UFC title reign (2457 days)
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Dangersim posted:He will tie it I believe. Also Andy's fight against Lutter was supposed to be for the title but Lutter didn't make weight so it became non title. Surely he also has most NSAC Hearing postponments too! Seriously though that is an incredible set of accolades. You and fatherdog are encyclopedias.
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Jun 15, 2015 01:53
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great, I'm the 'suck my own dick' guy now.
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POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:great, I'm the 'suck my own dick' guy now. I think that is still up from 'potato in my anus guy'! Silver linings
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Look at it this way, you'd probably have more fun than I did watching that fight.
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Pimp Cauldron posted:I dont think you can literally drink yourself into a black hole but im sure you drank a lot I tried.
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POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:great, I'm the 'suck my own dick' guy now. own it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueQKuIptDAU
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Dangersim posted:He will tie it I believe. Also Andy's fight against Lutter was supposed to be for the title but Lutter didn't make weight so it became non title. Sherdog Best Excuses Award (4)
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Dangersim posted:He will tie it I believe. Also Andy's fight against Lutter was supposed to be for the title but Lutter didn't make weight so it became non title. Best Most Actually Bad Now Which I Always Knew Because I'm So Smart
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