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Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

tbh O'Brien's constant suffering was upsetting - poor guy just can't catch a break! :smith:

But I think associating sexual desire with pain in Harry Kim's mind is a sensible precaution.

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Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Also this Voyager episode was Inception before Inception, pretty cool. "Waking Moments" goes on the short list of good Voyager episodes.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Entropic posted:

That klingon guy shouting shakespeare quotes is way more utterly stupid on rewatch than I remembered it being as a kid.

it owns because it gets shatner mad as hell.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Tighclops posted:

Yeah it is, the Enterprise is a character and she got the reintroduction she rightly deserved. TMP took it's pacing a bit far in places and yeah, it's something you gotta be in the mood for (It's a shame the Director's Cut was only ever rendered in SD, it tightens things up) but I prefer it and it's flaws to the modern style of having no pacing at all and the story being a lame excuse to get to the next CGI setpiece.


Whoa whoa whoa did someone just poo poo on the TWoK uniforms? I've literally never seen or even heard of that happening before.

The uniforms themselves were okay, but that god drat flap always drove me crazy. What kind of fuckarded moron came up with that poo poo. There's nothing actually casual or dressed down about undoing that stupid flap, it's just as tight and normal as before, except not you have an extra white piece of cloth flapping around on your chest, presumably so that when the chief engineer carries a corpse the length of the ship from engineering to the bridge for dramatic purposes, you can get blood on it I guess?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I'm not even sure it was so much of an inside joke (except maybe only between Shatner and Plummer) as it was the director being a huge fan of old British actors and giggling with glee at being able to film one really chewing the scenery with his favorite Shakespeare quotes.

I think it was the ST:VI Blue Ray that had Nicholas Meyer saying he had heard about the story, and like you said, jumped at the chance to do it. He also said that when he got ST:II he wanted to turn it into "British Navy in Space", and tried to throw in as much Navy stuff as he could, (uniform changes, "running out the guns", boarding whistles, burial at sea, etc.). He also said that he saw Kirk as Horatio Hornblower, and used every bit of creative control he had to make it STII: Master and Commander.

Mr. Horrible posted:

I really disliked most of that movie tbh. Knockoff Khan and Whose Shoes Are They Anyway in particular. But I enjoyed the beginning and the ending, as well as the fact that it was so optimistic about the future. No more war with the Klingons!

I honestly don't know what to say. It's tied for ST:II as the best trek in my book.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Blistex posted:

I think it was the ST:VI Blue Ray that had Nicholas Meyer saying he had heard about the story, and like you said, jumped at the chance to do it. He also said that when he got ST:II he wanted to turn it into "British Navy in Space", and tried to throw in as much Navy stuff as he could, (uniform changes, "running out the guns", boarding whistles, burial at sea, etc.). He also said that he saw Kirk as Horatio Hornblower, and used every bit of creative control he had to make it STII: Master and Commander.


I honestly don't know what to say. It's tied for ST:II as the best trek in my book.

This explains why all Starfleet issue shuttles can access and play Gilbert and Sullivan with only three button presses.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


counterfeitsaint posted:

This explains why all Starfleet issue shuttles can access and play Gilbert and Sullivan with only three button presses.

Everyone who complains about this has a device capable of doing exactly that within arms reach right now. Two presses if they spend a moment to configure it first.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

shadow puppet of a posted:

Everyone who complains about this has a device capable of doing exactly that within arms reach right now. Two presses if they spend a moment to configure it first.

i could do it with one and a voice command


E: or depending on what im doing, just a voice command

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

counterfeitsaint posted:

The uniforms themselves were okay, but that god drat flap always drove me crazy. What kind of fuckarded moron came up with that poo poo. There's nothing actually casual or dressed down about undoing that stupid flap, it's just as tight and normal as before, except not you have an extra white piece of cloth flapping around on your chest, presumably so that when the chief engineer carries a corpse the length of the ship from engineering to the bridge for dramatic purposes, you can get blood on it I guess?

They're just ugly, they look good on no one, no one is differentiated. You could make the same case about actual military uniforms to be sure, but Star Trek isn't about the actual military it's about color coded spacemen doing spaceman poo poo. The loss of the TOS uniform style used to bug me no end about TNG-era Trek, but at least they kept the color coding. and just when I was getting used to it they switch to the weird quilted purple shouldered ones. Whatever. TMP tried something different, a kind of monochrome, Forbidden Planet look, and there's at least a little bit of variation among them, that's good enough for me.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
If you were to own a screen accurate TMP uniform, you would literally need an assistant to pee and or poop out of it

There are bad and beige, although the admiral's variant was good enough to get a version of it remade for the new movies but I think they gave it a proper belt and fly






I really hate beige, for something for so much beige in it I seem to really like Star Trek a lot anyway somehow

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Tighclops posted:

If you were to own a screen accurate TMP uniform, you would literally need an assistant to pee and or poop out of it

There are bad and beige, although the admiral's variant was good enough to get a version of it remade for the new movies but I think they gave it a proper belt and fly






I really hate beige, for something for so much beige in it I seem to really like Star Trek a lot anyway somehow

if i was in star trek i'd still be a goon so i'd just poo poo my uniform

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
You know what'd be really great, you could eat a tone of future space doritos so you get constipated and then have the computer lock onto the fecal block with the transporter and beam it directly into the romulan commander's mouth just as your captain is in the middle of an impassioned speech to prevent a war

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Tighclops posted:

You know what'd be really great, you could eat a tone of future space doritos so you get constipated and then have the computer lock onto the fecal block with the transporter and beam it directly into the romulan commander's mouth just as your captain is in the middle of an impassioned speech to prevent a war

that feel when you gently caress up the transporter coordinates and accidentally beam the turd into his brain

he was a..poo'taq

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Fetus Tree posted:

that feel when you gently caress up the transporter coordinates and accidentally beam the turd into his brain

he was a..poo'taq

At least when you die that way you get a free pass to spend the afterlife in Stool'vo'kor.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Fetus Tree posted:

that feel when you gently caress up the transporter coordinates and accidentally beam the turd into his brain

he was a..poo'taq

Then a blind guy puts on his VISOR and mutters cooly "what a poo poo for brains" before walking out of the frame

YEAAAAAAA

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Powered Descent posted:

At least when you die that way you get a free pass to spend the afterlife in Stool'vo'kor.

Wielding your shat'leth, wiping out cling-ons by the fistfull.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Christopher Lloyd is the best Klingon and the best Human in the real world!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




AdvancesMONKEY posted:

Christopher Lloyd is the best Klingon and the best Human in the real world!

When was he on the real world?

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Angela Christine posted:

When was he on the real world?



I would pay a lot of money to see Christopher Lloyd on The Real World.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Blistex posted:

All of the Shakespeare stuff was a huge inside joke about Shatner and Plummer.

Back in the 50's Shatner was Christopher Plummer's understudy at Stratford. They were doing some Shakespearian play, and Plummer hurt himself (banging some chick) and couldn't go on stage, and that was one of Shatner's big breaks.

This is beyond wonderful.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Fetus Tree posted:

plummer doing shakespear poo poo in star trek as a klingon actually owns

I was fine with it, but what the hell were they talking about with that 'Original Klingon Shakespeare' line? Even when I was 8 years old that was weird as hell.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Pneub posted:

I was fine with it, but what the hell were they talking about with that 'Original Klingon Shakespeare' line? Even when I was 8 years old that was weird as hell.

Shakespeare was Klingon originally, history is fuzzy, but I'm assuming he took refuge on earth for whatever reason and spread the word.

Or more likely, Klingons are full of poo poo and just want to steal a part of history.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

My wife and I started watching TNG and we're about halfway through the third season

This show was written by the dumbest loving people, it's hilarious how many enormous plot holes appear in just about every episode. And then they try to act all enlightened and poo poo and then BAM racist Irish stereotypes show up and Picard is like "I don't know what to do with all of these dumb drunk Irish and their whore women!"

poo poo's hilarious

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Figaro posted:

http://www.lcarscom.net/rdm1000118.htm

Everyone should give it a read. It's really informative and Voyager's contempt for its audience and Trekkies can be summed up by...

In addition, Moore is bothered by the show’s lack of continuity. "The continuity of the show is completely haphazard. It’s haphazard by design. It’s not like they are trying desperately to maintain continuity of the show. They don’t care, and they’ll tell you flat out that they don’t care. Well, that is misreading the core audience. The STAR TREK, hardcore audience loves continuity; they love accumulating data on these ships. They love knitting together all the little pieces, and compiling lists, and doing trivia. That’s been a staple of the STAR TREK culture from the get-go. People really love the details. They love the fact that the details all add up and make one mosaic, and that the universe holds together. When you don’t give a poo poo, you’re telling the audience: don’t bother. Don’t bother to really learn this stuff, because it’s not going to matter next week, anything that happened this week."

This is best encapsulated by that video showing all the irreplaceable photon torpedoes being fired.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


QuarkJets posted:

This show was written by the dumbest loving people, it's hilarious how many enormous plot holes appear in just about every episode.
There is a youtube video that shows how the writers used Worf as a garbage disposal for sound ideas.

Watch it once the agitation of constantly ignored obvious solutions threatens to derail your marathon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Pneub posted:

I was fine with it, but what the hell were they talking about with that 'Original Klingon Shakespeare' line? Even when I was 8 years old that was weird as hell.

Basically they thought Shakespeare wrote such badass poo poo that he couldn't have been a human, although I think it's not meant literally, but more mockingly.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Pneub posted:

I was fine with it, but what the hell were they talking about with that 'Original Klingon Shakespeare' line? Even when I was 8 years old that was weird as hell.

what? they did it to piss off kirk. how can you not see this? is it a trick question?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Tighclops posted:

Basically they thought Shakespeare wrote such badass poo poo that he couldn't have been a human, although I think it's not meant literally, but more mockingly.

look at shatner's reaction. thats the whole point.

did you all turn into data overnight or something?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
It looks like everyone's over-thinking it in several directions.

Goddamnit Chang.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

QuarkJets posted:

This show was written by the dumbest loving people, it's hilarious how many enormous plot holes appear in just about every episode.
Stargate SG-1 had two episodes where they made fun of their own stupid writing. First one was Wormhole X-Treme and the second one was the 200th episode called "200". In the first one an alien ship is flying away at the end and some special effects guys are complaining how terrible and fake it looks and they'll need to fix it in post. Another one they have the team trapped by a mountain of Replicators and then it suddenly switches to them walking through the Stargate with no explanation talking about how easy it was to escape and the dude says they'll just figure out how they got out later.

They also predicted Stargate Universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAgODVbPq78

Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlez_5_sc4

Edit: They also had a guy complaining about apples being on an alien planet, and then somebody tells them they all speak English so who cares? And then they talk about the scene where somebody can walk through walls and they can't figure out why they don't fall through the floor.

Yaos fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Jun 27, 2015

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Tighclops posted:

Basically they thought Shakespeare wrote such badass poo poo that he couldn't have been a human, although I think it's not meant literally, but more mockingly.

It's also a reference to the Nazis' attempts to claim Shakespeare was actually German. I think the Soviets also tried to say he was a socialist before it was even a thing.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Tighclops posted:

What the gently caress

I knew a couple of guys called Keegan growing up. Still a stupid name.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

shadow puppet of a posted:

There is a youtube video that shows how the writers used Worf as a garbage disposal for sound ideas.

Watch it once the agitation of constantly ignored obvious solutions threatens to derail your marathon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

opus111 posted:

what? they did it to piss off kirk. how can you not see this? is it a trick question?


opus111 posted:

look at shatner's reaction. thats the whole point.

did you all turn into data overnight or something?

There are too many Star Wars EU fans in here.

Every line and throw-away joke has to have some sort of hilariously improbably backstory that lets the autistic fans take it exactly at face value instead of using their brains.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Hey ST thread, be kind and honest with me: is sto worth any time spent on it at all to get more expanded universe story? Please note I am a grown adult with no patience for grinding. I'm sure I've just answered my own question...

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Zigmidge posted:

Hey ST thread, be kind and honest with me: is sto worth any time spent on it at all to get more expanded universe story? Please note I am a grown adult with no patience for grinding. I'm sure I've just answered my own question...

Star Trek doesn't really have an "expanded universe" the way that Star Wars does did. There are novels and such galore, but every author goes off on their own tangent (or occasionally work together for a book series), and if they try to establish anything like backstory or tech explanations, there's a good chance it got directly contradicted by later episodes or movies.

That doesn't stop some of the novels from being surprisingly good (or many more from being predictably bad) but don't expect things to all fit together into a single universe.

e: What I'm really saying is go find Dreadnought! and its sequel Battlestations! by Diane Carey.

Powered Descent fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jun 27, 2015

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


It's just a Klingon verson of that poo poo Chekov always did where everything was actually Russian

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
gently caress no I won't do that. I just wanted to know about the video game's story vs its grind factor, brah.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Zigmidge posted:

Hey ST thread, be kind and honest with me: is sto worth any time spent on it at all to get more expanded universe story? Please note I am a grown adult with no patience for grinding. I'm sure I've just answered my own question...

No.

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Zigmidge posted:

gently caress no I won't do that. I just wanted to know about the video game's story vs its grind factor, brah.

And I totally missed that you were asking about the video game.

So, uh... never mind. :)

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