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text editor
Jan 8, 2007

ruby idiot railed posted:

Bitcoiners aren't looking down on Greece, they are negging, it's forex pua

whoa

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

:siren: I think we found a bitcoiner who isn't an idiot: :siren:

trucutru posted:

I heart weed, lol

He's just stoned.

text editor posted:

my immutable

I'm not an Evanescence fan and that was a pretty bad song.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


apparently there are no tailors that accept bitcoin

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

he looks like a poorly sculpted waxwork of a bond villain's henchman, left next to the radiator

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

big scary monsters posted:

he looks like a poorly sculpted waxwork of a bond villain's henchman, left next to the bitcoin rig

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Robawesome posted:

First of all - I don't like this sub. Just full disclosure. I'm an avid bitcoiner, hold a decent amount, have been invested in it for years and strongly believe in the technology.

argh, no, gently caress you. that's not what full disclosure means.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

The Management posted:

argh, no, gently caress you. that's not what full disclosure means.

fool disclosure

School of How
Jul 6, 2013

quite frankly I don't believe this talk about the market
i am mad mad mad about internet payment systems

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
hi how!:)

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i don't know much about cryptocurrency but i know what i like

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

DAT NIGGA HOW posted:

i am mad mad mad about internet payment systems

yes, you sure are mad about workign systems visa, mastercard, etc

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector
are there actually places that accept visa but NOT mastercard, or vis versa?

like, making GBS threads on amex and discover is normal, but visa and mastercard seem to both be accepted everywhere

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Tanith posted:

are there actually places that accept visa but NOT mastercard, or vis versa?

the olympics usually only accepts one or the other

and occasionally if you're way out in the middle of nowhere a store might only take like visa and discover, no mastercard

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

quote:

The real value of Bitcoin (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 8 hours ago by enigmatocrat
Perhaps the most compelling case for buying bitcoin is that you are buying into a network that thousands of the world's greatest minds (engineers, entrepreneurs, designers and now even old school finance execs) are working to make more valuable. You can literally buy a piece of what is shaping up to be the biggest single infrastructure project in the history of humanity, currently surpassed by arguably only the internet itself.
By purchasing a single bitcoin you are holding, at the very least, 1/21 million of the entire future value of this network until you at some point decide to divest. That's a pretty powerful thought. All you need to do is hold bitcoin, and all of the VC money pouring in, all of the innovations in the pipeline and those yet to be thought up, all of the companies fighting for dominance in this young industry, every bull run caused by the panic buying of everyone who sees that this thing just isn't going to go away. All of these things are adding to the value of your investment. Such an opportunity is unprecedented.
But, you know, it COULD go to zero. So feel free to forego an amazing opportunity for fear of loss and failure. Because humans don't do enough of that already ;)
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3beyd9/the_real_value_of_bitcoin/

quote:

thousands of the world's greatest minds




suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
i feel like i'm learning enough to run a pretty successful con

i have this investment opportunity for you, it looks a bit dead but that's because you're one of the few people lucky enough to hear about it, and it's set to take off at any moment in, um, greece, wait, cyprus, ok russia for sure, china, or africa, greece again, buy buy buy!!

like you don't need to invent new commodities or companies, you just keep changing the exotic other where it's about to take off, and it's a new ground floor every time

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

I Greyhound posted:

quote:

thousands of the world's greatest minds






a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

suffix posted:

i feel like i'm learning enough to run a pretty successful con

i have this investment opportunity for you, it looks a bit dead but that's because you're one of the few people lucky enough to hear about it, and it's set to take off at any moment in, um, greece, wait, cyprus, ok russia for sure, china, or africa, greece again, buy buy buy!!

like you don't need to invent new commodities or companies, you just keep changing the exotic other where it's about to take off, and it's a new ground floor every time

*shoves comical stacks of poker chips towards the center of the table like I know how to play poker*

all in

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Tanith posted:

are there actually places that accept visa but NOT mastercard, or vis versa?

like, making GBS threads on amex and discover is normal, but visa and mastercard seem to both be accepted everywhere

costco

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

april 1 costco goes visa

no bitcoin

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

someone start a ufo cult and claim that the aliens have an unstable currency and are eager to buy all the cult members' bitcoins.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


:pusheen:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
wanna pet mr thecat

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Tanith posted:

are there actually places that accept visa but NOT mastercard, or vis versa?

like, making GBS threads on amex and discover is normal, but visa and mastercard seem to both be accepted everywhere

discover is probably accepted at more places worldwide than amex at this point

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

t

Tanith posted:

are there actually places that accept visa but NOT mastercard, or vis versa?

like, making GBS threads on amex and discover is normal, but visa and mastercard seem to both be accepted everywhere

the university where i did my masters accepted everything but visa for some fee that i cant remember but had to pay fairly often

still blows my fuckin mind that i could have paid with amex but not with my actual bank card but i guess thats what you get from paul ryans alma mater

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Like the FedEx arrow I can't unsee the t as someone's arm flipping the bird.

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
the fedex logo has an arrow in it

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Triglav posted:

the bitcoin logo has a butt in it

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Tanith posted:

are there actually places that accept visa but NOT mastercard, or vis versa?

like, making GBS threads on amex and discover is normal, but visa and mastercard seem to both be accepted everywhere

if you're large enough to have an account straight with visa or mastercard instead of a third party processor you might be large enough to get a deal for exclusivity

not really a good idea unless you expect to push a private label card hard or you have a really skewed customer base

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Tanith posted:

are there actually places that accept visa but NOT mastercard, or vis versa?

like, making GBS threads on amex and discover is normal, but visa and mastercard seem to both be accepted everywhere

Sam's club does not take visa credit cards

poik007
Aug 16, 2006
Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever
so what's the plan with greece

people can't take their money out of banks, so they're not going to take that money they can't have and not use it to not buy butts?

i dunno, that sounds kinda like a bad plan

edit: even if someone could get some money out, why the hell would they buy butts, something that no one nowhere will accept to trade for goods/services

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

poik007 posted:

so what's the plan with greece

GREASE up your buttcoin and prepare to be shafted.

quote:

people can't take their money out of banks, so they're not going to take that money they can't have and not use it to not buy butts?

There's a market for GOXBTC so maybe there could be GREUR <-> GOXBTC exchange where you can trade Euros you can't get out of your Greek bank for bitcoins you can't get out of Magic: the Gathering Online eXchange.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



poik007 posted:

so what's the plan with greece
bitcoin
???
the moon

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

DAT NIGGA HOW posted:

i am mad mad mad about internet payment systems

i like you and want to ride in your sports car

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

trucutru posted:

so of loving course andreas mentioned the selling an used car and that's why that's the example of the week

assuming he's doing $500 USD at a shot, it's ~$28-33 with his bank, and ~$30 with LBC, with about 5-6 more steps involved. Currency of the Future

e:

Buttcoin purse posted:

There's a market for GOXBTC

is this still a thing?

indigi fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Jun 29, 2015

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3606857&pagenumber=830&perpage=40#post430956560

can't get quote to work while phone posting, but a reminder that andreas sold his car for bitcoin a few days before a crash.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

TVarmy posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3606857&pagenumber=830&perpage=40#post430956560

can't get quote to work while phone posting, but a reminder that andreas sold his car for bitcoin a few days before a crash.

TVarmy posted:

a poem i made but with bitcoins pictures



june 8 tyool 2014





2day

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
this has no relation to bitcoin, but holy crap, people in general are bad at personal finance

http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3bhwi8/tifu_by_putting_my_wife_and_kid_on_the_streets/

$20k in the hole because internet videos were telling him he could be rich

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

quote:

Breaking the house
How Primedice was exploited for $1M in Bitcoin

This is the story of how we lost around $1 million worth of bitcoin to a hacker who exploited our online casino’s RNG system. This happened last year, but we’ve decided to share our experience for transparency and so that others can learn from our mistakes.

August 2014

Shortly after the launch of the third version of Primedice, our team faced an adversary that challenged the existence of our website. Our team had nearly two years of experience building bitcoin gaming sites, however I personally had pretty limited coding experience. We were under heavy pressure to avoid further delays and released after a short week of closed beta testing.

The heist began immediately after launch with two unusual players, Nappa & Kane. We noticed unusual betting patterns from both those accounts. Kane was automatically cashed out, we reviewed Nappa’s bets and thought they were highly unusual but could find no wrong-doing and cashed him out after a delay and a brief email exchange

September 2014

After getting spooked by his delayed cashout on Nappa, the exploiter waited a few weeks and created a new account named “Hufflepuff”. Hufflepuff was the largest bettor Primedice had ever seen, he was often seen betting upwards of $8000 worth of bitcoin every second for hours on end. Our entire team was shocked that Hufflepuff continued to beat the house edge (1%) and stack up more and more profit over time.

We were highly skeptical of his winnings and were forced to hold his cashouts time and time again to investigate and each time our developers could not find any wrong-doing. We couldn’t justify greatly delaying his withdrawals when there was no evidence he was cheating. There was also strong incentive for us to promptly pay him, so he’d keep playing. We heavily explored what we thought was every possibility, ran simulations and did the math and came to the conclusion that he was just incredibly lucky.

The Discovery

About two days after sending his final withdrawal placing him above 2037 profit on the Hufflepuff account alone, our main developer detected the exploit after we found a handful of accounts sharing the same server seed.

To understand how Hufflepuff beat our system, one must understand how our provably fair system (RNG) works. A user is shown an encrypted random value (the server seed) before they bet and they must also submit their own random value (the client seed). These two random values are combined and used to determine win or lose. The random encrypted random value used for the bet then is shown to the user after the bet so that they can be guaranteed that their bet is not rigged. You can find the detailed and in-depth explanations of provably fair here:

https://primedice.com/verify and http://dicesites.com/provably-fair

Part of the functionality of our site is that we have to give out decrypted server seeds (to assure users no bet manipulation has occurred) and put a new random seed in place, essentially trashing the old revealed seed. Hufflepuff found a way to “confuse” our server, and made it give out a decrypted server seed that was also an active seed. This was done by sending it more requests than it could handle in a small time period, think hundreds of requests in under a second. The result of this is that he knew all the information required to corroborate the outcomes of his bets. He knew whether if he would win or lose, and could wager accordingly.

We figured this out after frantically checking our servers after a eureka moment. We suspected something could have been going on and eventually realized the possibility of a timing attack described above. Our database had seeds that were both inactive and in use at the same time all connected to Hufflepuff. Along these “Schrödinger” seeds existed many seemingly unused seeds connected to the same accounts, indicative of the rapid fire of requests needed to obtain these.

Déjà vu

Unfortunately we detected this exploit after cashing out Hufflepuff and his handful of accounts 2400+ coins (roughly $1M at the time). Given the nature of Bitcoin there wasn’t much we could do but take it on the chin. We reached out to Hufflepuff via his bitcointalk forum account and demanded the return of the coins, however this backfired unbelievably hard. It turned out that our developer had improperly patched the glitch. In response to our message, Hufflepuff created a new account named Robbinhood and proceeded to rapidly win 2000+ additional bitcoins using a work-around to the patch. He was unable to cashout more than 50 or 60 coins this time around as our site hot-wallet was drained.

Shortly after he privately sent us this message which was preceded with the dox of a primedice employee:

“Your offer is declined. Your demands are laughable. I’m happy to walk away and leave you be, but if you’re going to take this further, then so will I. I don’t think you want this to go further. I actually enjoy this poo poo. Your move. Oh, and by the way, there are some pending withdrawals that you need to process.”


And that was the day the house didn’t win…

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://medium.com/@Stunna/breaking-the-house-63f1021a3e6d
primedice lost $1M in bitcoin to an exploiter, read this

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