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savinhill posted:That was one of his first ADWD chapters, I think the same one where the crooked lord guy gave some disinfo about Jon's mother Man. That chapter was some bullshit. All I remember is a whole lot of text about how great the chowder was. Like, it had saffron and everything, which is probably worth more than gold on bumfuck island. Hey guys, turns out Davos is still alive and touring the isles of Westeros looking for the best clam chowder. Stannis? What sort of fish is that? Does it go well with saffron?
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after reading asoiaf i'm convinced that, in spite of being a married, 70-year-old millionaire, george r r martin has never had sex
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Jul 2, 2015 23:07
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sisterton is cool and I'm glad we finally got an explanation of where "the sisterman" from the book 3 prologue was from
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Jul 3, 2015 00:02
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Ketchup is garbage sauce and belongs on nothing. Round here there's a decent mid-eastern and east african population, so donair and shawarma are everywhere and there's a few bomb-rear end places you can get take-out from during the wee drunk hours of the morning.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:sisterton is cool and I'm glad we finally got an explanation of where "the sisterman" from the book 3 prologue was from sisterman bill
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Jul 3, 2015 00:34
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SaviourX posted:Ketchup is garbage sauce and belongs on nothing.
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Jul 3, 2015 01:51
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I never understood ketchup on fries and burgers. You put cocktail sauce on fries and hamburger sauce on hamburgers.
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Jul 3, 2015 04:10
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FreudianSlippers posted:I never understood ketchup on fries and burgers. You put cocktail sauce on fries and hamburger sauce on hamburgers. 
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Jul 3, 2015 05:38
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Ketchup is for egg sandwiches and only egg sandwiches.
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Jul 3, 2015 05:49
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SaviourX posted:Ketchup is garbage sauce and belongs on nothing. This cannot be said enough. Also, it's laughable to suggest that Chicago doesn't have a variety of great food options (even if their pizza is not really pizza). I'm glad as hell that I don't live there any more, but it isn't because it lacked good food.
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Jul 3, 2015 05:53
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Ketchup is only good because you can make homemade curry sauce with it by mixing curry powder into it. Which is actually good on hotdogs/brats.
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quite the fucker posted:after reading asoiaf i'm convinced that, in spite of being a married, 70-year-old millionaire, george r r martin has never had sex I'm sure he has nailed a whole host of 4/10 con girls. SaviourX posted:Ketchup is garbage sauce and belongs on nothing. negative. Ketchup on Hamburgers / Fries, with a Coke (tm) is exactly how god intended it to be. I mean you can argue it doesn't go on hotdogs, or shouldn't go on steak, or that people who put it on their eggs are godless communists.. but to say it belongs on nothing is to say that you either lack the ability to recognize greatness, or that you deliberately blind yourself to it.
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Jul 3, 2015 07:42
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You can argue that ketchup shouldn't go on steak. You'd be making a loving idiot out of yourself, but technically you can. Ketchup plus steak equals loving win.
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Jul 3, 2015 07:58
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What the gently caress.
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Jul 3, 2015 11:18
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I'm never going out to eat with any of you sick freaks.
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Jul 3, 2015 11:38
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Knuc U Kinte posted:You can argue that ketchup shouldn't go on steak. You'd be making a loving idiot out of yourself, but technically you can. Ketchup plus steak equals loving win. a good steak should never need any condiment of any kind, ever.
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Jul 3, 2015 12:02
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What ridiculous nonsense, a plain beef steak is basically poo poo on a plate. Beef requires a good rich sauce to bring out its flavours, preferably one heavy on finely sliced strong onions, with a poignant blend of wild mushrooms and a heady dash of strong pepper. And you have mayonnaise with chips you barbarians.
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mossyfisk posted:What ridiculous nonsense, a plain beef steak is basically poo poo on a plate. You had me going with that second paragraph.
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Jul 3, 2015 12:16
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mossyfisk posted:And you have mayonnaise with chips you barbarians. Vinegar or garlic mayonnaise. Worcestershire sauce is, as mentioned, also the business.
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Jul 3, 2015 12:18
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Ketchup on eggs should be punishable by death in my opinion.
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Jul 3, 2015 13:17
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The only things I eat are George RR Martin's books. 5 pages a day give me all the nutrition I need.
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Jul 3, 2015 13:22
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French Fries with Tartar Sauce is better than it should be.
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Jul 3, 2015 13:28
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RCarr posted:Ketchup on eggs should be punishable by death in my opinion. I like you.
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Jul 3, 2015 13:33
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A mind needs books like a gluttonous fantasy author needs a trencher full of roasted capons drenched in a heavy sauce of cream and pearl onions fried in butter with chopped scallions and sprinkles of a hard sharp cheese grated on top, with a side of mashed turnips seasoned with a rich mixture of rare spices and a stout flagon of black foamy ale so sweet and strong a grown man would be half into his cups before he's done breaking his fast.
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Jul 3, 2015 13:36
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Show is definitely over.
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Jul 3, 2015 13:47
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i just googled capon and apparently it's "a castrated domestic cock fattened for eating". Sounds about right.
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Jul 3, 2015 16:00
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Why do you castrate a capon does every animal get fat when you take they dick?
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Jul 3, 2015 16:16
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Krinkle posted:Why do you castrate a capon does every animal get fat when you take they dick? Yes. Obviously there will be individuel exceptions, but most male animals do grow fat after castration.
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Jul 3, 2015 16:20
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I think GRRM would be pretty approving of this page of the Bad Thread to be quite honest. Probably trying every recipe to figure out his favourite poster as we speak.
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Jul 3, 2015 16:31
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Atreiden posted:Yes. Obviously there will be individuel exceptions, but most male animals do grow fat after castration. Humans don't even need the castration. See: GRRM.
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Jul 3, 2015 16:41
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:i just googled capon and apparently it's "a castrated domestic cock fattened for eating". Sounds about right. New thread titke ASoIaF: Castrated domestic cocks fattened for eating.
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Jul 3, 2015 16:46
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Kylaer posted:Humans don't even need the castration. See: GRRM. I don't know, GURMs voice sounds like he might be castrated. Though I guess his poo poo dick desease disprove it... or does it? 
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Jul 3, 2015 16:56
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LMBO if you don't put horseradish on steak.
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Atreiden posted:I don't know, GURMs voice sounds like he might be castrated. Though I guess his poo poo dick desease disprove it... or does it? I was thinking his prodigious neckbeard disproves it pretty well 
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Jul 3, 2015 18:18
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Waht the hell is hamburger sauce
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I saw hotdog sauce once it's like a goo with onions in it? I have this thing where I read a book and someone mentions a food and I have to go eat it so a confederacy of dunces made me go find hotdog sauce and game of thrones keeps making me try wine even though I hate it. Everyone loves the wine so much it makes me think I will someday but I never do. Hotdog sauce was okay but i'm not going out of my way to find it ever again.
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Proper steak does not need any sauce and the only additional flavor you should have is the side you're eating with it and occasionally the veggies the cook makes with the steak (onions, peppers) so that they also soak in some of the meat's juices. Have none of you people ever been to a proper steak house? That $15 steak you got at Applebee's doesn't count and it needs sauce because they're doing a mediocre job cooking an average cut of beef. I want steak now you dicks. 
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Real-talk, whenever I cook for my son I barely season his food and now I have started eating unseasoned food too and it actually tastes pretty good.
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Steak requires a salt crust while coming to room temp and then a shitload of butter to cook/baste it in. Let it rest and serve as is. If you're not doing it this way you're wrong and I hate you and the cow whose meat you just murdered for the second time will haunt you for life.
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