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titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jonesy posted:

it's me, I'm the guy with the heavy sniper camped out on the building sniping you as you try to get into Suburban, and then RPG-ing you from downtown.

stop it

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:58

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:51

slicing up eyeballs: Oct 19, 2005; I got me two olives and a couple of limes

firing a rocket and then zooming in with a sniper rifle to watch the impact is so rewarding

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:03

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

Jose Mengelez posted:

seriously though they should have just put animals in and passive mode spawns you as something docile like a ccow or a whale but you can still be killed because gently caress you.

Plz make a game id buy it right now

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:10

Deadly Ham Sandwich: Aug 19, 2009; Smellrose

Why is everyone bitching about insurance. Did they increase the insurance pay out or something?

Any new ways to have fun in GTA Online? Particular good race or playlist? Etc

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:08

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Why is everyone bitching about insurance. Did they increase the insurance pay out or something?

Any new ways to have fun in GTA Online? Particular good race or playlist? Etc

No, insurance is still the same.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:09

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Blazing Ownager posted:

edit:

attn inept goons: this was a drawn out :frogout:

directed at the scrub who can't play gta online without getting mad. go read back 2 pages to see him whining a lot. I was literally killing pubbies and blowing up their cars in freemode after this. removed so more goons don't get confused by blatant sarcasm.

UserErr0r fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jul 5, 2015

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:37

Pretzel Rod Serling: Aug 6, 2008

Nothing quite like riding on top of a speeding RV taking potshots at Lost MC bikers with a musket :cool:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:38

Beeb: Jun 29, 2003; Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Speaking of the musket, is there any reason why one would be unable to get the independence day items on PC? Buddy of mine can't purchase the musket, it's transparent, and the fireworks launcher isn't there at all. Same for all the clothes options, they just don't appear in shops.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:40

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Capn Beeb posted:

Speaking of the musket, is there any reason why one would be unable to get the independence day items on PC? Buddy of mine can't purchase the musket, it's transparent, and the fireworks launcher isn't there at all. Same for all the clothes options, they just don't appear in shops.

First thing is to make sure his game updated. There's a thing somewhere in the Social Club launcher to check your game's files but I have no idea where that is.
Second is... does this occur after a game restart and joining a separate session (and not rejoining the original session)?

# ? Jul 4, 2015 03:45

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

UserErr0r posted:

Whining about not being able to kill players in passive mode is hilarious because... it's not a shooter.

Do you see a kill and death counter on each player when you hit Z? Nope. The only time you see a kill counter is when someone kills you - and it's just between them and you. And your K/D ratio is also nearly never seen. K/D ratio is meaningless anyway because there's so many times you might get killed by a cheater, by a goon right after you get out of a heist mission (as per tradition), or when someone shoots thru the ammunation doors. Instead, you see "job points" as your score. You're supposed to do jobs. Free roam is more of an interactive lobby that allows you to do a whole bunch of poo poo in it.

It's Grand Theft Auto. It's a car game. The point is to drive cars (which may or may not be stolen). And not blow them up, either (because you previously got bad sport points for that).

Really the only part of GTA Online that focuses on killing people are the LTS/LMS/DM/TDM jobs. Go play those, or better yet...

This thread might be better suited for your killing fetish and need to say rekt whenever you kill someone.

It's great going into passive mode right when a pubbie tries to shoot me down with guided missiles. They get so mad.

this but unironically

If you actually were posting this sincerely, prepare to get wrekt by the thread

# ? Jul 4, 2015 04:46

Buck Turgidson: Feb 6, 2011; 𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

GTA not about blowing poo poo up :eyepop:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:06

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

How to be a dick on the Humane Labs finale mission:
Be ground team, beat the other ground team member to the chopper. Get in on the side closest to them. As they walk around the chopper to the empty gunner seat, hit H to switch seats. Repeat until they go mad.
(I think it's H... muscle memory)

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:24

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

Its pretty hard to rag on passive mode when there are people running around with godmode and explosive chainguns. Then again, they can kill you in passive anyway so...

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:28

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

titties posted:

this but unironically

If you actually were posting this sincerely, prepare to get wrekt by the thread

Nah, it's specifically for that guy who was getting mad at videogames 2 pages ago.

edit: had a lot of time to kill waiting for GTA to load and then sitting in a heist lobby

UserErr0r fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Jul 4, 2015

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:33

Beeb: Jun 29, 2003; Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

UserErr0r posted:

First thing is to make sure his game updated. There's a thing somewhere in the Social Club launcher to check your game's files but I have no idea where that is.
Second is... does this occur after a game restart and joining a separate session (and not rejoining the original session)?

I had him join a server with me and they showed up, except ground fireworks. His single player characters still can't get either gun, though :iiam:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:45

hellfaucet: Apr 7, 2009

# ? Jul 4, 2015 06:45

slicing up eyeballs: Oct 19, 2005; I got me two olives and a couple of limes

Wait since when can you wear a watch and gloves at the same time

# ? Jul 4, 2015 08:01

Bilal: Feb 20, 2012

The new minigame I've been playing is called Pubbie Birthday. I drive around in a green Vapid Minivan looking for low level players. If they don't blow me up on approach, I pull up to them and say "Time to go to soccer practice kiddo!" If they play along and get in the van with me, I drive around while lecturing them about how they've made me proud and I think 12 years old is mature enough to be able to handle the responsibility of a machine like this. Then I spawn a Rhino, Liberator, or whatever other fun Pegasus vehicles they haven't unlocked yet and let them take it for a ride. There's not much to this mini game, but I find it very heartwarming.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 08:23

DarkMalfunction: Sep 5, 2014

Bilal posted:

The new minigame I've been playing is called Pubbie Birthday. I drive around in a green Vapid Minivan looking for low level players. If they don't blow me up on approach, I pull up to them and say "Time to go to soccer practice kiddo!" If they play along and get in the van with me, I drive around while lecturing them about how they've made me proud and I think 12 years old is mature enough to be able to handle the responsibility of a machine like this. Then I spawn a Rhino, Liberator, or whatever other fun Pegasus vehicles they haven't unlocked yet and let them take it for a ride. There's not much to this mini game, but I find it very heartwarming.

A Goon being friendly to pubbies? :frogout:

Also, will the Liberator/Sovereign be available forever? Or does it cut off when the event ends (if so, when does the event end?) I've already bought a musket and fireworks launcher, but I really want the Sov and Liberator but I don't have enough GTA$, and I don't particularly want to either sell half my cars or buy GTA$ to afford them by a deadline if there isn't one.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 10:19

Anime_Otaku: Dec 6, 2009

Probably about the 8th when IGG:P2 is released because it gets events on the 10th IIRC.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 10:59

AirRaid: Dec 21, 2004; Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Independence day event ends on the 6th allegedly so stuff will probably be gone after that.

Also, Giovanni thought I was going to steal his vehicle and blow it up. That's boring, I said.

First try

# ? Jul 4, 2015 11:32

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

AirRaid posted:

Independence day event ends on the 6th allegedly so stuff will probably be gone after that.

Also, Giovanni thought I was going to steal his vehicle and blow it up. That's boring, I said.

First try

This provided the laugh I needed.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 12:47

Anime_Otaku: Dec 6, 2009

Any Xbox one players around willing to drag me through the final heist with my level 50 character before we marathon them all tomorrow?

# ? Jul 4, 2015 13:31

hagie: Apr 6, 2004; All sensitivity has long ago atrophied

DarkMalfunction posted:

A Goon being friendly to pubbies?

Most us abide by "First Blood" rules. We wait until some one starts poo poo with us before tormenting them.

Granted, there are a handful that make fun of foreigners the moment they spawn in, but most of us are pretty chill.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 14:39

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

I kill LLJK and WEZL on sight unless they are spewing bags of money.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 14:41

hagie: Apr 6, 2004; All sensitivity has long ago atrophied

I will say that I have found greifing known hackers to be hilarious. Especially if they are riding with some one.

"Why do you keep getting out of the truck?"

I ONLY do this when I can visually confirm them to be a hacker. Usually when they drive down the road and their car is rapidly changing colors.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 14:49

DarkMalfunction: Sep 5, 2014

hagie posted:

Most us abide by "First Blood" rules. We wait until some one starts poo poo with us before tormenting them.

Granted, there are a handful that make fun of foreigners the moment they spawn in, but most of us are pretty chill.

Honourable. I like that.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 14:51

coupedeville: Jan 1, 2012; MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

hellfaucet posted:

Hellfaucet, that's a prostitute isn't it, you dirty stomp-around.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:24

AirRaid: Dec 21, 2004; Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Well.

I have completed 8 weeks in a row of Daily objectives, for a total of $2,800,000 in reward money.

I think I'll stop now.

E: That's an average earning of 7.7 destroyed kurumas per day! :v:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:53

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

UserErr0r posted:

Whining about not being able to kill players in passive mode is hilarious because... it's not a shooter.

Do you see a kill and death counter on each player when you hit Z? Nope. The only time you see a kill counter is when someone kills you - and it's just between them and you. And your K/D ratio is also nearly never seen. K/D ratio is meaningless anyway because there's so many times you might get killed by a cheater, by a goon right after you get out of a heist mission (as per tradition), or when someone shoots thru the ammunation doors. Instead, you see "job points" as your score. You're supposed to do jobs. Free roam is more of an interactive lobby that allows you to do a whole bunch of poo poo in it.

It's Grand Theft Auto. It's a car game. The point is to drive cars (which may or may not be stolen). And not blow them up, either (because you previously got bad sport points for that).

Really the only part of GTA Online that focuses on killing people are the LTS/LMS/DM/TDM jobs. Go play those, or better yet...

This thread might be better suited for your killing fetish and need to say rekt whenever you kill someone.

It's great going into passive mode right when a pubbie tries to shoot me down with guided missiles. They get so mad.

ahahaha Ownager had wrong opinions but this is loving insane

something awful never stop being full of poo poo

# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:01

FallinInTheBlak: Jan 20, 2013; Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.

Anime_Otaku posted:

Any Xbox one players around willing to drag me through the final heist with my level 50 character before we marathon them all tomorrow?

If other people are about I will be online in about 30 minutes.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:41

T1g4h: Aug 6, 2008; I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

coupedeville posted:

Hellfaucet, that's a prostitute isn't it, you dirty stomp-around.

Legitimately the funniest thing posted in this thread solely for the phrase "dirty stomp-around."

Also, I think I may love the PCJ-600 in this game. It's the best looking sport bike by far :h:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:00

DarkMalfunction: Sep 5, 2014

T1g4h posted:

Legitimately the funniest thing posted in this thread solely for the phrase "dirty stomp-around."

Also, I think I may love the PCJ-600 in this game. It's the best looking sport bike by far

Anyone else find the Innovation to be just somewhat lacking in oomph? I mean, it looks nice, but it is basically the same as the sovereign isn't it?

# ? Jul 4, 2015 22:28

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Zigmidge posted:

ahahaha Ownager had wrong opinions but this is loving insane

something awful never stop being full of poo poo

Did you miss the part where I said it was entirely directed at that guy and clearly a joke?

edit: it was pretty much a :frogout:

that I had too much time to write since I was sitting on a loading screen

# ? Jul 4, 2015 23:49

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

UserErr0r posted:

Did you miss the part where I said it was entirely directed at that guy and clearly a joke?

edit: it was pretty much a that I had too much time to write since I was sitting on a loading screen

You know if you just went passive you could have not had to wait to come back from a private server to hit the ammunation

# ? Jul 4, 2015 23:59

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

DarkMalfunction posted:

Anyone else find the Innovation to be just somewhat lacking in oomph? I mean, it looks nice, but it is basically the same as the sovereign isn't it?

Compared to sport bikes, sure. As far as cruisers go, it's one of the fastest.

# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:02

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

OhsH posted:

You know if you just went passive you could have not had to wait to come back from a private server to hit the ammunation

I would, but someone would complain about being unable to kill me.

# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:24

geeves: Sep 16, 2004

UserErr0r posted:

I would, but someone would complain about being unable to kill me.

Who cares what white dots think? It's their fault they didn't kill you when they had the chance.

# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:57

Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

titties posted:

Compared to sport bikes, sure. As far as cruisers go, it's one of the fastest.

Yeah the Innovation is the fastest cruiser, Although admittedly DarkMalfunction is correct in that the difference isn't too noticeable.

# ? Jul 5, 2015 01:12

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:51

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

geeves posted:

Who cares what white dots think? It's their fault they didn't kill you when they had the chance.

They should do what I do.
If someone's in ammunation, I don't try to kill them.
I just park a car in front of both doors.

# ? Jul 5, 2015 01:39

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