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Ponsonby Britt
Mar 13, 2006
I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wassup?
Best one is probably Chicago, which according to this etymology means "Stink Onion"

http://www.kalimedia.com/Atlas_of_True_Names.html

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Zoe posted:

Yeah pretty much all interesting or exciting sounding real world locations are usually just some guy's name or something boring in another language.

Counterpoint

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Glory of Arioch posted:

Stuff in the real world is named like this, too.

The Grand Tetons, Dildo Island, and Smackass Gap beg to differ.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Lord_Ventnor posted:

Wait... isn't Vaarsuvius divorced now?

I made myself sad. :smith:
Maybe V's ending is going to be to thoroughly apologize to Inkyrius, renounce adventuring and spend time with the family to make up for the earlier negligence.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Phanatic posted:

The Grand Tetons, Dildo Island, and Smackass Gap beg to differ.

There is a mountain range called 'Burnt Penis Mountains' in nz.

XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.

Noonsaliwah posted:

Yeah, the art upgrade really makes panels like this work. I remember the lovely 'gates of heaven' splash panel, and this is just so much better!

This one? Yeah, it does look pretty bad in comparison.

DrakePegasus
Jan 30, 2009

It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

Lord_Ventnor posted:

Wait... isn't Vaarsuvius divorced now?

I made myself sad. :smith:

Divorce lawyers are ALSO celebrating the recent victory, of course.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

XkyRauh posted:

This one? Yeah, it does look pretty bad in comparison.

I thought that that one was a joke panel though? It wasn't actually supposed to be awe inspiring, it was supposed to be "generic heaven's gate" complete with the generic awwe sound effect.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

sebmojo posted:

There is a mountain range called 'Burnt Penis Mountains' in nz.

Lots of Shitponds and Cuntswamps in the remote parts here, too.

XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.

Cliff Racer posted:

I thought that that one was a joke panel though? It wasn't actually supposed to be awe inspiring, it was supposed to be "generic heaven's gate" complete with the generic awwe sound effect.

That's why I asked. Noonsaliwah said "the lovely gates of heaven splash panel," so I went looking... and I'm not sure I found the right thing.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nenonen posted:

Lots of Shitponds and Cuntswamps in the remote parts here, too.

Groverhaus was built next to the Great Dismal Swamp. That totally sounds like a made up fantasy name. I didn't think names like that exists in the real world.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
There's a place called Spooky Nook nearby. Far from being a haunted area its name comes from the Amish slang for oval office.

Cthulhuchan
Nov 10, 2005

Rose: Sip martini thoughtfully.

Such as this one.

Just a tiny sip couldn't hurt...

Shugojin posted:

Ugh, stupid magic users. The stonemason's guild will hear about this! :argh:

Why do you think it's going to be temporary? Certainly not because they couldn't make it permanent!

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Angela Christine posted:

Groverhaus was built next to the Great Dismal Swamp. That totally sounds like a made up fantasy name. I didn't think names like that exists in the real world.

About 30 minutes south of Virginia beach. Nice place for a relaxing drive; they have a bike path there but the skeeters will eat you alive if you try it

Pseudoscorpion
Jul 26, 2011


Angela Christine posted:

Groverhaus was built next to the Great Dismal Swamp. That totally sounds like a made up fantasy name. I didn't think names like that exists in the real world.

The Dismal Swamp was my least favorite part of playing Nox.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fried Chicken posted:

About 30 minutes south of Virginia beach. Nice place for a relaxing drive; they have a bike path there but the skeeters will eat you alive if you try it

Skeeters are the least of your problems.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

There is a small village near where I grew up which according to legend managed to somehow annoy a local lord in medieval times - while he couldn't properly get back to them, he managed to officially change their settlement's name to “Sixtnitgern“ (Bavarian for “one dislikes seeing [them]“), a name which it continues to carry even now :haw:

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!
I remember the "Azure City Gate explodes" panel being pretty incredible, but its been so long I might be misremembering.

mcswizzle
Jul 26, 2009

The Bee posted:

I remember the "Azure City Gate explodes" panel being pretty incredible, but its been so long I might be misremembering.

It's too bad we aren't on something where you can search for other things, I wonder what it could be called. Internet, maybe? That's not taken, is it?

also RIP Miko

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Jesus I hope he made a brush or a pattern fill or something for that.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL
I hope Rich is OK

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
First panel: I wonder if Durkula will make a fatal mistake by shaving off the beard.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
Rich's status: Okay

Zoe fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jul 8, 2015

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
Not for long, since now Odin is after his rear end.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Zoe posted:

Rich's status: Okay

Belkar Status: Still shoeless

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Second panel :3:

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
I love the little detail of their breath fogging from the cold.

...and now I see it was in the last comic too (everyone except Durkon, naturally) and I just don't pay attention. Still a nice touch though.

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

First-panel joke is one of the funniest in quite a while IMO.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I hope there's some kind of fourth-wall breaking class action lawsuit.

Colonel Cool
Dec 24, 2006

Belkar is going to die on this trip when whatever's going to happen goes down.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zoe posted:

I love the little detail of their breath fogging from the cold.

Colonel Cool posted:

Belkar is going to die on this trip when whatever's going to happen goes down.
And we will get to literally see the last breath too. Nice.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

World Famous Whore posted:

And we will get to literally see the last breath too. Nice.
Belkar is going to be mortally wounded and to save him they will graft his head to Roy, so he won't need to breath anymore. :catdrugs:

JuniperCake
Jan 26, 2013

World Famous Whore posted:

And we will get to literally see the last breath too. Nice.

Yup. Dude didn't even take Mr. Scruffy with him, he's a goner.

Hopefully Mr. Scruffy gets to avenge Belkar when they have their final confrontation with vamp durkon in the dwarven homelands or whatever.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


SlothfulCobra posted:

I hope there's some kind of fourth-wall breaking class action lawsuit.

The Order of the Stick should have the same ending as Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.

Dolash posted:

The Order of the Stick should have the same ending as Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

If it means the return of Jones and Rodriguez, I'm all for it! :)
(I know they've showed up in other places, too, but this was the easiest one to find.)

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Blackwing has the most enormous balls to be napping on a loving tiger like that. I don't care if it's an intelligent talking tiger that's Lawful Good, I wouldn't nap on a fuckin' tiger.

G20 Sumbitch
Sep 29, 2007

Happy Hockey Is The Best!!!
You are missing out

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL

Zoe posted:

Rich's status: Okay

It works, its amazing!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Network Pesci posted:

Blackwing has the most enormous balls to be napping on a loving tiger like that. I don't care if it's an intelligent talking tiger that's Lawful Good, I wouldn't nap on a fuckin' tiger.

blackwing is hardcore imo

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Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Blackwing is a loving stealth dinosaur, of course he's badass.

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