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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i want to be in a rural area in a cabin in the woods and armed, give me a cool dog

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Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I'd love to be in.

Put me down as Peeler Perfect, resident of GBS

Quest is to find and restore the trifecta of Goatse, Tubgirl and Lemonparty.

And put in a spell to put people to sleep with boring pointless stories.

I'll use this as a placeholder for better ideas if I get them.

And what the hell, put me in if you need consulting. I'd be happy to talk about ideas although I know jack poo poo about designing games.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

opus111 posted:

u should have a quest where you have to find NPC Two World's missing piece of bowel.

This is a fantastic quest idea

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you're playing as a female character and you go into TFR you should be in danger of sexual assault from GI Joe Dirtbag. Maybe one of your rear end in a top hat party members can sacrifice themselves to get some permabans handed out.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gene hackman fan is a traveling vendor of some straight-up worthless poo poo.

won't stop ranting about how left wing ron paul will save the world.

usually found in gbs, pyf, and tviv.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
i want to be the slam whale in the underwater level.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Smokey posted:

i want to be the slam whale in the underwater level.

only if the player already has the holy grail

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
durst thou polish thine j/o crystal

[Yea]
[Nay]
[Cucke]

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
The first quest is in the game. Just something really really simple to show off the quest log, how to look at what quest items you have, and what completing a quest looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5beq2HMzGk

Not shown: the XP Gained window I put in after making the video cause im dumb.

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Jul 10, 2015

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

My quest should be trying to find a picture of goatse i lost.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Make me an NPC vendor that deals in shitposts and buff items like caramel macchiatos that give effects like GET REAL BEEFY BITCH

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Every time you go into the local watering-hole to pick up another quest (which is actually a Five Guys), there is a familiar-looking character in the same corner eating away, day and night...

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

DPimpJedi

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post


I wonder who could be the proprietor of this fine establishment...

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Can I suggest posters I want to see in the game?
I want the dude in Croatia who dies a ton of drugs and cooked his chair, and I want the sea otter dude (who has a brother on SA, don't know who it is but potential questline?). Both are on E/N.

Im willing to be a shopkeeper, as I hope to be more than white noise poster, but not much beyond that.

Also have SlowMo from BFC

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Im Cherry Hotbox, quest giver (w big boobs)

Bring me one A PRINTER.

On turn in, npc Cherry's boyfriend arrives and asks if she's ready to go out. She thanks you for the A PRINTER as both npcs leave.

Rewards: none

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Anything Jonny five aces will be good. Oh and anything DDR Karnov related!

Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Jul 10, 2015

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Also the A PRINTER must be equipped in ur weapon slot or ur character cant move (u must carry it back from where u found it)

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
put me down as a flan in random encounters

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

make sure that the only weapon to defeat the E/N boss is a gamecube.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

Also the A PRINTER must be equipped in ur weapon slot or ur character cant move (u must carry it back from where u found it)

Throwing my vote in for a side quest where you have to deliver some manner of old timey printing device to a woman. Takes a long time, no reward.

Fellbat fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Jul 10, 2015

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
completing any quests in the E/N zone should permanently reduce your HP


e: completing every single quest in the E/N zone should have the grinch come up on screen, say "and his heart grew three sizes that day" and give you 3 more hp, bringing you to 4 total

klapman fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Jul 10, 2015

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I would like the protagonist to wake up at the start of the game, to see me taking a dump on their chest.
I run away, and it is never mentioned again.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

opus111 posted:

make sure that the only weapon to defeat the E/N boss is a gamecube.

Quest for the One True Fingat

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
if the strongest accessory in the game isnt Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes™ then gtfo

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
The initial player avatar should be this:



After beating the game it should become this:

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
You should put in famous tcc drugs as status change items, such as joose, those floral poppy pods, injected cola etc.

Also please the quest for the zybourne clock part of the game

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Windows 98 posted:

I went with this as the default player avatar.



Also the first quest has been added to the game. As well as the legendary item [Ring of Goatse]. I should have a quick preview of the Port of GBS up either late late tonight or tomorrow afternoon.

Pretty good.

If there's a confused status effect, make it say "____ lost fingat!" insetad

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Doctor J Off posted:

You should put in famous tcc drugs as status change items, such as joose, those floral poppy pods, injected cola etc.

Also please the quest for the zybourne clock part of the game

Now that I mention it there should be a Ukrainian ambulance driver quest in the tcc zone

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



can there be a motorcycle riding segment where ur player gets hosed up on kratom, crashes, and loses an arm

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
In games you need to put an enemy called "Shadow Puppet of" which lurks a cave called "A console war".

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

My quest is to cuddle as many adorable kitty cats as humanly possible.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
use my av as the floor tile for the computer level


poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



im the street-smart potion dealing goat from level 5

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
I approve of this adn shall branestorm ideas :worship:

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

opus111 posted:

u should have a quest where you have to find NPC Two World's missing piece of bowel.

Windows 98 posted:

This is a fantastic quest idea
that was ge cafe, his story here

two worlds was a different weird dude, summary of him here (requires archives, unless somebody reposts it)

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Him's the one with with egg head and corn teeth! :haw:

Goons tried to get him a date with a real woman. Resident woman and hottie Killy offered to go on a date with him, but it was cancelled when his mental illness really started being discovered and disclosed.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

make a e/n level like the ghast train from ff3 except all the e/n ghoss can say is S.E.V.E.R.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

make a e/n level like the ghast train from ff3 except all the e/n ghoss can say is S.E.V.E.R.

e/n is also the birthplace of cuck i think

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



there should be an actual crackhead clubhouse populated by famous tcc goons

quest ideas:
  • help rogue wave move his unflushable poops to an offsite toilet (daily quest)
  • fetch 5 boxes of immodium for the w/ding junkies
  • move the grand piano someone ordered into the upstairs apartment
  • help the guy on joose find his lost car keys
  • gather materials and use alchemy to produce mega-fentanyl

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