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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

pookel posted:

In America your debit card is almost always indistinguishable from a credit card - not just in the sense of "they work the same way" but as in "your bank issues you a Visa debit card that says VISA on it and looks and works just like a credit card on credit card machines, except the money comes directly out of your account instead of you paying it off later."

The point is, they're functionally identical.
Yeah, you can get those cards here too. I just remembered my partner as one.
I just use a normal bank savings account card which works as I said, and a normal credit card.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Canada has a national debit card standard so the whole Visa debit thing never caught on. I've seen banks issuing them lately so you can use debit in the US though since everything is a loving mess there.

Fo3 posted:

In Australia the numbers embossed on your debit card (normal savings/transaction account), are useless anyway. Those numbers aren't your account number, and that card is useless unless a swipe terminal is working for EFTPOS, (or you go to an ATM or bank branch and use there terminal at the teller).

Those old mechanical/carbon things are still kept as a back up for credit cards (where the embossed numbers actually mean something). Businesses here still use cheques as well, also old aged pensioners sometimes use them for bills. We can use electronic everything, personal online funds transfers from savings, smart phones, paypass and all new tech. But old tech still remains as well, just like faxes.

My debit card number is not my account number but it's what I use to login to my online banking.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Aphrodite posted:

Canada has a national debit card standard so the whole Visa debit thing never caught on. I've seen banks issuing them lately so you can use debit in the US though since everything is a loving mess there.
Same. The banks here did their own electronic system first, the visa or m/c debit thing is way newer.
My partner only has one because they didn't want a credit card and getting a m/c or visa debit card linked is only way to withdraw cash when you're overseas if you don't have a regular credit card.

E: also you'll need one of them if you want to use any new tech, like paypass and smartphone payments but don't want a credit card. So expect to see them more and more in Canada I guess.
The older original bank issued debit cards are limited in tech and versatility like I said before. It's magnetic swipe for them or nothing, the banks don't seem to be updating those cards.


Late edit:

Aphrodite posted:

Our debit cards are chip cards actually, swipe cards are deprecated. Several banks also have contactless on their debit cards.
I stand corrected. That hasn't got here yet, but maybe it will?
I just went to the ATM (main reason why I'm up at 1AM is desperately waiting for money to show up in my account then go and get some cash out), and my bank has a new chip ATM installed. Though that could be for tourists using their overseas bank issued visa or m.c debit cards.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Root Bear posted:

Stumbled across some artifacts while cleaning out an old cabinet at my parent's house:



Oh, God, I remember those manuals. I worked tech support at the MBA school of my university and they had like 20 PCs, each of which came (no option to admit) with the full set of those manuals, and IIRC we wound up having an entire shelf of manuals that nobody looked at even once.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Our debit cards are chip cards actually, swipe cards are deprecated. Several banks also have contactless on their debit cards.

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner

Aphrodite posted:

Canada has a national debit card standard so the whole Visa debit thing never caught on. I've seen banks issuing them lately so you can use debit in the US though since everything is a loving mess there.

Not true, TD only offers VISA Debit now and I think there's one more bank that does too (RBC?) It's super convenient online, although it gets kinda weird since for in-person stuff you can't use it as a credit card, only debit.

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

Aphrodite posted:

Several banks also have contactless on their debit cards.

Except BMO :argh:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Aphrodite posted:

Yeah but what if you're blind?

Most of them have voice recognition for numbers. And before you ask how you learned your number to say it: bank statements come in Braille.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


pookel posted:

In America your debit card is almost always indistinguishable from a credit card - not just in the sense of "they work the same way" but as in "your bank issues you a Visa debit card that says VISA on it and looks and works just like a credit card on credit card machines, except the money comes directly out of your account instead of you paying it off later."

Or you can get an actual credit card through your bank, which does have a line of credit, but shows up as simply another account on your bank website, and you can set it to automatically pay it off in full every month ...

The point is, they're functionally identical.

Credit cards generally have more fraud prevention because it's actually the banks money so they will actually care about preventing card fraud since you're not obliged legally to pay off a purchase you didn't make and can dispute the hell out of it.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Drone_Fragger posted:

Credit cards generally have more fraud prevention because it's actually the banks money so they will actually care about preventing card fraud since you're not obliged legally to pay off a purchase you didn't make and can dispute the hell out of it.

I hear this all the time, but my debit card has been compromised about half a dozen times in the past two years and every time my bank issued a provisional credit immediately which was made permanent about a week later when they concluded their investigation. Are other banks just that lovely that they'd tell you it's not their problem?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Geoj posted:

my debit card has been compromised about half a dozen times in the past two years

drat dude, what the hell are you doing? [Knock on wood] been using debit cards for 15 years with half a dozen banks and never had my account compromised, and I use it constantly and not particularly carefully. (Kept shopping at Target, for example).


Maybe it's the fact that I never have any money to steal.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Imagined posted:

drat dude, what the hell are you doing? [Knock on wood] been using debit cards for 15 years with half a dozen banks and never had my account compromised, and I use it constantly and not particularly carefully. (Kept shopping at Target, for example).


Maybe it's the fact that I never have any money to steal.

Beats me, I'm fairly certain the first one was from Target as it occurred immediately after it was announced. Two others were cases of "we detected likely fraudulent activity and turned off the card," two more were relatively small (under $50) transactions and the most recent was at a car dealer in Quebec.

I buy stuff online regularly but it's always from reputable websites like Amazon :iiam:

Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



Imagined posted:

drat dude, what the hell are you doing? [Knock on wood] been using debit cards for 15 years with half a dozen banks and never had my account compromised, and I use it constantly and not particularly carefully. (Kept shopping at Target, for example).

Same here, 10 years using my debit card anywhere and everywhere and not a single fraud alert. I've had at least 3 on my rarely-used credit card, but I've never been liable and I was always immediately sent a new card.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Geoj posted:

I hear this all the time, but my debit card has been compromised about half a dozen times in the past two years and every time my bank issued a provisional credit immediately which was made permanent about a week later when they concluded their investigation. Are other banks just that lovely that they'd tell you it's not their problem?

No, it's an issue of law. Credit cards have been around forever and in that time Congress has passed laws which limit your liability. If your card gets physically stolen, and the thief physically presents your card to make a purchase, you're only liable for $50 in purchases, even if you don't notify your card company because you didn't notice it was missing. If it's an online theft, you have no liability at all. The fraud isn't on you, it's an issue for the bank and the merchant to deal with.

Debit cards are relatively new, and for a while they didn't have similar consumer protection laws, but they actually have for years. If your debit card gets stolen, your liability is capped at $50 if you notify the issuer within 2 business days of *noticing that it's missing*. If you don't do that, your maximum liability is $500. If you're really gormless and don't tell them that the card's gone missing for *two months after you get a bank statement which includes the unauthorized withdrawals*, only then are you liable for the full amount.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Aphrodite posted:

Our debit cards are chip cards actually, swipe cards are deprecated. Several banks also have contactless on their debit cards.
I managed to just miss on getting a chipped card, so it's kind of amusing when store owners hover it above the machine then go "oh!".

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Root Bear posted:

Stumbled across some artifacts while cleaning out an old cabinet at my parent's house:


The one on the left is worth about $15-20 and the others might get you $10 each if you want to get rid of them.

Fo3 posted:

Yeah, you can get those cards here too. I just remembered my partner as one.
I just use a normal bank savings account card which works as I said, and a normal credit card.
In the US, you wouldn't use a savings account card like a credit card, you're limited to 6 withdrawals a month and after that the bank charges you fees.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Collateral Damage posted:

Are those PCI certified? :v:

Cheques belong in this thread though, for everywhere in the world except north america it seems. Over here you haven't been able to buy a chequebook for decades. You can cash international cheques at the bank but they will charge you an arm and a leg for it.

I have checks :)

Too bad I haven't written one in six or seven years. I vaguely remember it was for a car or something?


Besesoth posted:

Tubesock Holocaust was probably reading the Schadenfreude thread, where a story showed up about a guy freaking out and pulling a gun on a restaurant manager because the credit-card reader was down and the manager wouldn't let him leave. People in the thread started asking why the restaurant didn't have an imprinter.

e: whoops, Schadenfreude, not STDH. Here's the post:

Alas.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

GWBBQ posted:

The one on the left is worth about $15-20 and the others might get you $10 each if you want to get rid of them.

In the US, you wouldn't use a savings account card like a credit card, you're limited to 6 withdrawals a month and after that the bank charges you fees.

You're limited to ∞ withdrawals from your savings acct if you go to the bank; your withdrawals may be limited when it comes to doing ACH transactions in which case why the gently caress would you be doing ACHs from your savings account?

0toShifty
Aug 21, 2005
0 to Stiffy?
I live in apartment in my grandpa's house.

I pay rent/utilities every month.

We both bank at the same bank - TD

I pay the bill though TD's bill pay site - it basically prints out a check and mails it to him every month.

He must take it to the bank and deposit it.

REAL HIGH TECH.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Mescal posted:

You're limited to ∞ withdrawals from your savings acct if you go to the bank; your withdrawals may be limited when it comes to doing ACH transactions in which case why the gently caress would you be doing ACHs from your savings account?

Because you're terrible at life and the bank won't let you open a checking account.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

0toShifty posted:

I live in apartment in my grandpa's house.

I pay rent/utilities every month.

We both bank at the same bank - TD

I pay the bill though TD's bill pay site - it basically prints out a check and mails it to him every month.

He must take it to the bank and deposit it.

REAL HIGH TECH.

I'm sure they've got other better options for you (including simply sending the billpay check to the bank itself so it goes quicker)


Geoj posted:

Because you're terrible at life and the bank won't let you open a checking account.

Good point :smith:

Fuzz1111
Mar 17, 2001

Sorry. I couldn't find anyone to make you a cool cipher-themed avatar, and the look on this guy's face cracks me the fuck up.

Fo3 posted:

In Australia the numbers embossed on your debit card (normal savings/transaction account), are useless anyway. Those numbers aren't your account number, and that card is useless unless a swipe terminal is working for EFTPOS, (or you go to an ATM or bank branch and use there terminal at the teller).
Whist technically debit card is a correct term for what you are referring to, eftpos card would be less ambiguous (the australian banks also have their own names like keycard, handycard, etc but they don't call it debit card).

For me, a debit card is something that can basically be used as a credit card (like any other visa/mastercard) including for stuff online, and that kind of card is getting more popular in australia too: when I opened an account/homeloan with NAB recently I didn't even get a plain eftpos card at all, the visa debit card I got instead can also be used for atm withdrawals (just like my old eftpos card could).

As for risk of using a debit card - I know two people who have had issues:
  • My partner - a few years back they called saying her card was frozen because suspicious of activity involving transactions from over 8 different countries within hours of each other (lots of purchases of software, I remember someone in Ireland bought a bunch of adobe stuff). They issued a new card and it was pretty hassle free I must admit.
  • A mate from work - this was in 2006 and I don't know which card company it was, but his HSBC bank account was completely emptied and they spent a couple of weeks investigating before he got his money back, during which time he had to borrow from me and other mates just to cover rent/food/etc.

The second story is why my debit card account only has a grand in it at any one time. At the end of the day it's your cash on the line, not theirs as it is with credit.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Aphrodite posted:

Our debit cards are chip cards actually, swipe cards are deprecated. Several banks also have contactless on their debit cards.

Ugghhh I hate this.

Sometimes it'll go
Present card - won't work
Insert card - won't work
Swipe card - won't work
Insert card - will work this time

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Those old card machines are a pain. Only two of us at work know how to use them still, myself a 30 something, and our 60yo accounting lady. She retires saturday...so I guess the bank system better not crash when I'm out on lunch!

I just got my hands on a recently retired Bose store display unit for their headphones. Tomorrow I plan on tearing it down to see what archaic tech is behind the fancy panels. I know the demo panels talk via serial to everything and it should be a fun tear-down.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
It's a tiny old man with a one-man band set-up à la Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.
But at least he doesn't argue about debit cards.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Fuzz1111 posted:

Whist technically debit card is a correct term for what you are referring to, eftpos card would be less ambiguous (the australian banks also have their own names like keycard, handycard, etc but they don't call it debit card).

For me, a debit card is something that can basically be used as a credit card (like any other visa/mastercard) including for stuff online, and that kind of card is getting more popular in australia too: when I opened an account/homeloan with NAB recently I didn't even get a plain eftpos card at all, the visa debit card I got instead can also be used for atm withdrawals (just like my old eftpos card could).

It's actually really simple.

Credit cards are for a line of credit. It builds up and you pay it off.
Debit cards take from your actual bank account. You have to already have the money and it pays from that.

There's also charge cards which are like credit cards but need to be paid in full every month. I don't know if those are still a thing though.

Anything else is just a name for a technology or some proprietary bank name.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

dissss posted:

Ugghhh I hate this.

Sometimes it'll go
Present card - won't work
Insert card - won't work
Swipe card - won't work
Insert card - will work this time

In the early days of chip it was more like
Insert card: chip failed, swipe card
Swipe card: chip detected, use chip

I once had to walk to a bank and withdraw cash like some kind of caveman because the drat chip wouldn't be recognized. Thankfully the contactless cards don't insist that you use this feature.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Speaking of money, does old currency count as obsolete tech? I understand that the newer (U.S.) bills have better anti-counterfeiting technology, but I still get nostalgic for the designs of my childhood:

Old $100 bill:


New $100 bill:

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

They still inexplicably don't use plastics though and they're not particularly handicap-accessible.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

dissss posted:

Ugghhh I hate this.

Sometimes it'll go
Present card - won't work
Insert card - won't work
Swipe card - won't work
Insert card - will work this time

I've run into so many companies that have chip-enabled terminals, but the POS software doesn't support them. They probably won't be working until September.


SwissCM posted:

They still inexplicably don't use plastics though and they're not particularly handicap-accessible.

We still make 1¢ coins in the U.S.

They cost close to 2¢ to mint and ship and are largely useless.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Australia's banknotes are plastic (polymer) and fantastic.


As you see they're slightly smaller each denomination so the blind have some idea what they're grabbing.
We also don't have dollar notes anymore, they were replaced with $1 and $2 coins.

Americans think they're fantastic as they don't get sticky, tear easily or glue together with sweat. But they are kind of prone to folding and crinkling really well making them a bastard to feed into vending machines if you happen to have one corner stuck up.

But as for obsolete currency we did used to have 1 and 2 cent pieces made of bronze which were nothing more than shrapnel to lug around in your wallet.
They were eventually deemed useless owing to inflation and the rising cost of bronze. But for the 2000 Olympics they did a massive collection drive and melted everyone's jars of useless coins into bronze medals.

Now everything is typically rounded to 5 cents - which is the new coin to toss into the spare change jar - the nickle and copper inside it is worth more melted down. I generally feed my spares into vending machines then refund for larger coins.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

dpbjinc posted:

We still make 1¢ coins in the U.S.

They cost close to 2¢ to mint and ship and are largely useless.

United States currency has to be the most depressing currency in all the world. It is just so boring, a dead old white man on the obverse and a bland building on the reverse. The only decent one of the lot is the two dollar note and those are super rare.

And I really have no idea why you people insist on minting dollar notes like it is the 1930s. It apparently costs the American taxpayer nearly 15 million per year to keep cranking those things out over what it would cost to mint coins, and yet the government keeps doing it. Why? Because apparently enough traditionalists froth at the mouth whenever they might have to slightly alter a minor part of their lives. Stop listening to idiots, it will result in a country that is better managed.

Here in Canada, we have really cool money. We've abandoned the one and two dollar note in favour of coins. No, our pockets are not so laden with metal discs that our pants fall down. Yes, we have polymer notes and they have interesting things on them, like naked ladies and a spaceman.

Though to be fair, the astronaut is a relatively recent addition. Before that we had to alter things ourselves

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I'll give up the penny but only in exchange for 5,10, and $20 coins.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
If we got rid of the $1 bill we would have to tip our strippers with $5's

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

WebDog posted:

But as for obsolete currency we did used to have 1 and 2 cent pieces made of bronze which were nothing more than shrapnel to lug around in your wallet.
They were eventually deemed useless owing to inflation and the rising cost of bronze. But for the 2000 Olympics they did a massive collection drive and melted everyone's jars of useless coins into bronze medals.
Until 1989 Spain had 1-peseta coins made from the copper/zinc alloy that most coins are made from, but since a single peseta was practically worthless the metal value far exceeded the monetary value. So a change was needed. But instead of just scrapping the worthless coin they changed it into a tiny 14mm (~1/2") diameter coin made from stamped aluminum. :v:

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Antifreeze Head posted:

United States currency has to be the most depressing currency in all the world. It is just so boring, a dead old white man on the obverse and a bland building on the reverse.
Makes it look old-fashioned and serious, I think. I know a lot of Americans who travel abroad have the same initial reaction to foreign money as I did: "It's like Monopoly money!" Whatever you're used to seems normal, I suppose.

Dollar coins would be a big improvement though, imo. Up here in North Dakota we were big fans of the Sakakawea* dollar coin, but it didn't really catch on. :(

* NOT Sacajawea. She was a local girl, dammit, and we spell her name correctly, as it was pronounced. There's even a lake named after her here.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Super Waffle posted:

If we got rid of the $1 bill we would have to tip our strippers with $5's

You can use the $1 coins, you just feed them into the strippers like a parking meter.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Antifreeze Head posted:

United States currency has to be the most depressing currency in all the world. It is just so boring, a dead old white man on the obverse and a bland building on the reverse. The only decent one of the lot is the two dollar note and those are super rare.

Excuse me, but we'll soon have a dead old white woman on some bills. :colbert:

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Take dollar coins to the club and make it hail

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Antifreeze Head posted:

United States currency has to be the most depressing currency in all the world. It is just so boring, a dead old white man on the obverse and a bland building on the reverse. The only decent one of the lot is the two dollar note and those are super rare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmMDE21W7l

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