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Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe
In the time it took you to flirt with the poem guy you coulda accepted Dread's invite!!!!!!!!!!!

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Cute as heck posted:

invite me BETCH

I am and I'm doing it as hard as I can

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

titties posted:

I am and I'm doing it as hard as I can

i was pooping sry

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

This thread sucks poo poo.

Not A Bear
Nov 4, 2009

Cute as heck posted:

Next to Fleeca, Series A is the easiest heist.

So why the gently caress hasn't a SINGLE pubbie group been able to pass ANY of the setups? Is this some kind of loving joke??

Hahaha that reminds me - had a hilarious series of misadventures on this heist last night with some randoms!

Firstly, attempted the shortcut through the train tunnels above the mill - hilariously met the train coming halfway through the tunnel and attempted to reverse backwards along the tracks to escape, instead became wedged in the entrance with one of the trucks and was destroyed in a fiery explosion of train, technical and truck :flame:

Secondly, decided to go via the highway instead - things were going well until the gunner on the back of my technical decided to blow up a truck we were coming up on, which proceeded to bounce into the air Hollywood style, which was fine until it decapitated my gunner as we drove under its flaming corpse :black101:

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

Knuc U Kinte posted:

This thread sucks poo poo.

GTA Online sucks poo poo.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

I suck poo poo.

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe

Mice Everywhere posted:

GTA Online sucks poo poo.

It taught me the meaning of the word dorifuto, and that's important.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

It taught me the meaning of the word dorifuto, and that's important.

:^)

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Eh, the most fun I have in this game is joining random missions and seeing how 3-5 people can completely gently caress it up while the one competent pubbie does all the work.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
God bless Modernvillain for showing me the latest glitch.

Only completing 1/10 setups isn't so bad when you're raking in ~500k

Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

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Really quite silly indeed.

GTAO: Be the problem you wish to see in this game.

Also, I agree about the Panto. It's awful, but it is the right kind of awful to be great fun.

UserErr0r
May 4, 2006
Replace User
If you see Coupe out of passive mode, or his car out on the street, please kill him or blow it up for me. Thanks.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

UserErr0r posted:

If you see Coupe out of passive mode, or his car out on the street, please kill him or blow it up for me. Thanks.

I :h: u too user :classiclol:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

It taught me the meaning of the word dorifuto, and that's important.

its where the word dorito comes from

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

Cute as heck posted:

God bless Modernvillain for showing me the latest glitch.

Only completing 1/10 setups isn't so bad when you're raking in ~500k

It even allows me to do setups with pubbies since if they gently caress it up, I still make bank.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

blackguy32 posted:

It even allows me to do setups with pubbies since if they gently caress it up, I still make bank.

Is this the creator glitch or something else?

Moreau
Jul 26, 2009

One of my heist crew members is off to Japan for a few weeks, so it seems I'll have to wait a bit longer to try and complete Pacific Standard. :doh: I did create a point-to-point race on the PS4, The Rum Rally, to teach my awful mates how to ride Lectro and complete the escape portion of Pacific Standard.

If it's of use to anyone else, wonderful!

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

geeves posted:

Is this the creator glitch or something else?

Its the creator glitch.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

.
Really quite silly indeed.


Ahahaha! This is loving magical. :allears:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
That glitch sounds laborious yet kind of useful in a pinch if you just want some cash and can't find a money lobby and don't want to hack yourself. Find a buddy and rock it out in Fleeca.


I'm glad all these free money methods are out there. I don't mind playing lots of missions and heists grinding for the RP to unlock access to items and cars and things but I don't want to be further restricted once I'm allowed access to them. It's so un-gta to have player characters that are perpetually broke.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



truly captures the essence of GTA

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
This game is offline

Yes I'm sure it is

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

blackguy32 posted:

Its the creator glitch.

Anyone care to elaborate? I doubt I'll need to use it but I'm curious how more broken this game could be.

modern villian
May 4, 2009

AirRaid posted:

Anyone care to elaborate? I doubt I'll need to use it but I'm curious how more broken this game could be.

It was hotfixed this afternoon. Rockstar is on the ball with glitch-patching, but not a single drat other thing it seems. For what it's worth, the glitch was this - create a raid in Creator, save it, test it, as soon as the test loads, go to Start>Online>Invite Only Session. As soon as the session loads, join any heist setup. As long as you didn't fail, somewhere between $200-500k would show up in your bank account after the mission was over.

Which is just the weirdest loving glitch, right? It seems like it shouldn't exist in any way. I was able to get a few million out of it in an hour

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
I can't even imagine what hosed up code would cause that to happen, jesus christ.

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

modern villian posted:

It was hotfixed this afternoon. Rockstar is on the ball with glitch-patching, but not a single drat other thing it seems. For what it's worth, the glitch was this - create a raid in Creator, save it, test it, as soon as the test loads, go to Start>Online>Invite Only Session. As soon as the session loads, join any heist setup. As long as you didn't fail, somewhere between $200-500k would show up in your bank account after the mission was over.

Which is just the weirdest loving glitch, right? It seems like it shouldn't exist in any way. I was able to get a few million out of it in an hour

Fixed already? Glad I got at least a million out of it.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

AirRaid posted:

I can't even imagine what hosed up code would cause that to happen, jesus christ.

and the max payne 3 dudes still managed to optimize the gently caress out of it.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

All game code is hosed up.

modern villian
May 4, 2009
Back to the Series A grind. Trevor bawling his eyes out is getting tiring already

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

modern villian posted:

Back to the Series A grind. Trevor bawling his eyes out is getting tiring already

Based on my playthrough last night with Cute and Otes, Series A isn't worth it even with a 2x payout.

I don't know what they were making per mission, but as the heist leader I finished with around $320k. We were doing a normal difficulty playthrough since one of our group was a filthy casual

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


titties posted:

Based on my playthrough last night with Cute and Otes, Series A isn't worth it even with a 2x payout.

I don't know what they were making per mission, but as the heist leader I finished with around $320k. We were doing a normal difficulty playthrough since one of our group was a filthy casual

That's still about twice as much per hour as running missions.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Dryer Lint posted:

"True Goon Something Awful Sfilata di Moda."

I know I'm hella late to this but I was bored and I thought of a thing.

http://imgur.com/a/Mwh3s


Top coat, Top hat, and I don't worry cos my wallet's fat


Black shades, White gloves, Looking sharp, Looking for love


They come running just as fast as they can, cos every girl crazy 'bout a Sharp Dressed Man

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

AirRaid posted:

I know I'm hella late to this but I was bored and I thought of a thing.

http://imgur.com/a/Mwh3s


Top coat, Top hat, and I don't worry cos my wallet's fat


Black shades, White gloves, Looking sharp, Looking for love


They come running just as fast as they can, cos every girl crazy 'bout a Sharp Dressed Man

Not the Z Type. 2/10

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

BitBasher posted:

That's still about twice as much per hour as running missions.

Yeah, but not having to sit there for 2 hours and run those lovely setup missions is worth the loss.

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe

titties posted:

Yeah, but not having to sit there for 2 hours and run those lovely setup missions is worth the loss.

Otiosely has taken the easy way out.
CuteAsHeck has taken the easy way out.
Mr_Dread has taken the easy way out.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Insurgents kinda suck a lot of the fun out of on-foot deathmatching. :smith:

ExplodingSquid
Aug 11, 2008

God drat I love my crew logo. Looks great as a Tattoo.

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

ExplodingSquid posted:

God drat I love my crew logo. Looks great as a Tattoo.

it's good, where do I apply

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