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steal a tank
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Pedricko posted:Staying at a Swedish military base, how do I best cause trouble? loving called it 3 threads ago, i knew you were a gay porn actor
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 14:24 |
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replace all their weapons with sausages
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 14:26 |
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Vitamins posted:replace all their weapons with sausages No, just their ammunition.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 14:27 |
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Pedricko posted:Staying at a Swedish military base, how do I best cause trouble? Acquire a Russian miniature submarine; indulge in hijinks.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 14:38 |
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Invade Finland, bring it back into Swedish hands.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 14:53 |
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Ask them if the guy outside the front gate is meant to be handing out copies of Pravda.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 14:56 |
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tentish klown posted:No, just their ammunition. death by sausage, that must be a gay porno
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 15:25 |
Pedricko posted:Staying at a Swedish military base, how do I best cause trouble? open a can of surströmming inside
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 15:26 |
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Fluo posted:open a can of surströmming inside
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 15:32 |
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Fluo posted:open a can of surströmming inside Good advice for any building you don't live or work in, imo.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 16:08 |
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Put a tin somewhere good and hot so it explodes and they have to torch the place.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 16:16 |
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britishbornandbread posted:Me and my mate got thrown out of the willow for poking all of the ceiling tiles out of place. The duchess is not good. quite simply the ugliest night club ever, have you seen the lollipop photos on Facebook? And o know the DJ and man she stinks of beef and onions or kababs. Seriously gross. It's a big sweaty piss hole. I'm just about to leave as you are coming back so here are my recommendations, from someone with taste and a bit of finesse :bigtran: The hop down fossgate. Good beers, awesome pizza. Like amazing pizza. I need to take my man there because he fricking loves pizza. Don't you? (He wo read this) There is also (if you're feeling a bit hipster) the fossgate social but it is real nice, they only sell schooners which a few of my mates don't like so much, but they have that nice Jaipur beer so meh. Worth it. Duke of York is ok during day. Full of wanks of an evening. The nice area which was around evil eye, is now terrible. Including the eye. New fibbers where toffs used to be is actually pretty decent. Nevermind, which my friend owns is awesome for cocktails and no chavs or Ben Sherman types. Eclectic music and sells slices of pizza. I've been told I wasn't allowed them though because they weren't fresh, so wait for a fresh batch. If they still make it, I recommend trying the porn hub and they also make a cocktail from pure pressed Apple (press it right there and then!) with any spirit. go for a spiced rum. So good. Anyway
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 17:26 |
Semprini posted:Good advice for any building you don't live or work in, imo.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 17:42 |
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sausage chat: I got given half a dozen pork and marmite sausages to take home after a bbq on saturday because no one there likes marmite. gonna cook em up tonight.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 17:47 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:where should I lunch in Manchester tomorrow The Kitchens particulary Mumma Schnitzel
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 18:18 |
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i'm watching the simpsons and lol i always missed this somehow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhWTkT89W_w
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 21:36 |
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Taff is official uk thread Rocket League MVP
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 21:57 |
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someone post a list of ps4 usernames so i can add everyone and then still forget to play rocket league
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:00 |
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i dunno if im pretty good at rocket league *crashes into teammate, knocks ball towards own goal, crashes into teammate*
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:01 |
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Jose posted:someone post a list of ps4 usernames so i can add everyone and then still forget to play rocket league I'm herr_pink I am the world's worst goalie but idk pretty good at scoring from rebounds Or crashing into team mates so hard that they accidentally score
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:04 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Taff is official uk thread Rocket League MVP I am, I'm the best.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:16 |
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Oh Bozza, I got a job at Balfour Beatty Rail working on their gauge engineering software. Did my first day so I feel entitled to be thanked every time a train doesn't crash into a bridge/another train.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 00:03 |
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Dear uk post-(genre) thread am I wrong to ignore most of these distinctions and describe purportedly post-hardcore bands like Hot Water Music as just punk if so does it make it better that I do the same with purportedly hardcore bands like Agnostic Front or am I correct to really not give a poo poo.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 03:33 |
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StoneOfShame posted:Dear uk post-(genre) thread am I wrong to ignore most of these distinctions and describe purportedly post-hardcore bands like Hot Water Music as just punk if so does it make it better that I do the same with purportedly hardcore bands like Agnostic Front or am I correct to really not give a poo poo. How do you feel about corrupt moral altar?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:38 |
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is post-grime a thing yet
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:56 |
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gently caress off are hot water music anything but punk
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:37 |
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UncleBlazer posted:Oh Bozza, I got a job at Balfour Beatty Rail working on their gauge engineering software. Did my first day so I feel entitled to be thanked every time a train doesn't crash into a bridge/another train. I'll be asking you questions every time our signal sighting guy wants to try and sneak signals inside the installation handbook standard then! Contrats, is that stuff that comes off the laser train thing?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:46 |
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Party Boat posted:is post-grime a thing yet Not that I'm aware of, but future grime is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlQ8WMqcov0
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:26 |
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Party Boat posted:is post-grime a thing yet nah it's having a bit of a comeback right now, give it a few years.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:45 |
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Is anyone else working really really hard for really great pay today or is it just me? (I am a self-employed plastering woman who keeps confusing other tradesmen by being a plasterer by trade and having boobs, apparently this is Not The Done Thing in the North East)
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:05 |
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Kluliss posted:Is anyone else working really really hard for really great pay today or is it just me? I'm working moderately hard for great pay. I might upgrade it to kinda hard later in the day.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:32 |
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I'm earning more than I ever have in my life and nobody ever gives me any work to do here. It's really boring.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:05 |
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Spent most of the day working on my fantasy football team while getting paid lots of money for it. Living the dream.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:06 |
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Lucky you lot then! If I could get anyone to schlepp for me I'd be working quite hard for drat good pay. I need a minion.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:11 |
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Spent all morning teaching my colleagues how to do something they should already know how to do. Now I'm reading the comedy forums of the SomethingAwful.com website. Am getting paid well.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:12 |
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Jobs where you do next to gently caress all for relatively decent pay seem pretty common. And I have one.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:21 |
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Kluliss posted:Lucky you lot then! If I could get anyone to schlepp for me I'd be working quite hard for drat good pay. I need a minion. I am trying to hire some
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:25 |
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i work really hard making loads of money for other people and not much for myself. though i do enjoy my job which is fine by me and seems to be a rarity these days. went to the hipster beer shop today and it turns out it's not hipster at all. bought a growler of beavertown neck oil and a belgian beer called delirium tremens. it all cost £££ but is a very nice shop and they have a huge selection so will definitely go back. my evenings sorted
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:40 |
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im not working that hard but im not earning a lot either
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:41 |