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Why is it that whenever you see someone looking at their beloved pet you just know - 100% - that they've never had sex? Is it because a relationship with a human is too hard so they've gone for a relationship with a pet instead? That's loving pathetic... you losers suck
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:23 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:12 |
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If I'm going to be sexless, at least I have a cat to pet?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:20 |
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So are these recent posts of yours a deliberate attempt to get yourself probated/banned or something? Because if so you could just use the BAN ME tag and it'd be much quicker.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:56 |
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I assume you're speaking from personal experience
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:47 |
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Stop spying on me
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 21:30 |
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I'm a little creeped out because I was thinking to myself earlier that someone will probably come into PI soon and make a post about how people who like animals only do so because they cannot make fundamental connections with humans
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:23 |
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I'll let you guys know if I have any other premonitions
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:24 |
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I dont because the stupid loving cats set up shop and sleep between myself and the missus, and if we boot them off they just sit on top of us. And if you kick them out of the room they sit and the door and sing the song of their people, which absolutely ruins the mood.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 12:42 |
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no they will not posted:Why is it that whenever you see someone looking at their beloved pet you just know - 100% - that they've never had sex? Is it because a relationship with a human is too hard so they've gone for a relationship with a pet instead? That's loving pathetic... you losers suck Statistically unlikely considering the number of pet owners and the number of parents in America.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 14:03 |
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As a cat-haver, I stopped having sex when my last boyfriend's kitten nailed him in the nuts mid-coitus and I'm pretty sure my hysterical laughter was a large factor in us breaking up shortly thereafter. Cats are dangerous
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 15:08 |
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I was trying to go to round 3 yesterday and the cat decided to hop on the bed and watch. It killed the mood.
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 18:15 |
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please love me im a virgin
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 20:46 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I'll let you guys know if I have any other premonitions if you have any Thoughts about winning lottery numbers, hit me up
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:16 |
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What about those who have sex with their pets?
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:07 |
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My cat keeps trying to gently caress my arm, but my arm's not into it. What do I do?!
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 10:38 |
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Ferremit posted:I dont because the stupid loving cats set up shop and sleep between myself and the missus, and if we boot them off they just sit on top of us. That sucks, our cat just looks at us and gives us the "Oh, they're at it again." look and then goes to another room for 30-60 minutes.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:51 |
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Kuros posted:That sucks, our cat just looks at us and gives us the "Oh, they're at it again." look and then goes to another room for 30-60 minutes. Similar. They make themselves scare during. But if he gets up to use the bathroom, he comes back to guard-cats who sit like gargoyles at either end of the bed. My bed is my bed.... And the cat's. Everyone else can GTFO.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 06:57 |
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Tendai posted:As a cat-haver, I stopped having sex when my last boyfriend's kitten nailed him in the nuts mid-coitus and I'm pretty sure my hysterical laughter was a large factor in us breaking up shortly thereafter. When me and my ex used to do the sexin (and one other girl after her) my big dumb orange tabby would try to get on her chest mid-orgasm. This didn't deter us but it was a hearty chuckle.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 07:34 |
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Tendai posted:As a cat-haver, I stopped having sex when my last boyfriend's kitten nailed him in the nuts mid-coitus and I'm pretty sure my hysterical laughter was a large factor in us breaking up shortly thereafter. Try closing the door? Then again you have to hear plaintive mewing the whole time if you do that.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 16:35 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Try closing the door?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:16 |
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Tendai posted:Why would I do that, it was hilarious I don't know, I certainly wouldn't want claws in my scrotum
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:18 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't know, I certainly wouldn't want claws in my scrotum
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:49 |
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The first time I had sex with my current boyfriend my bird was out of his cage and divebombed his dick.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:30 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:The first time I had sex with my current boyfriend my bird was out of his cage and divebombed his dick.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:56 |
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I made $10 off drawing that in MS Paint and posting it on her facebook wall once, true story.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 23:50 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:The first time I had sex with my current boyfriend my bird was out of his cage and divebombed his dick. You are literally a bird, so persumably a bird divebombed a second bird that was sexing a third bird.
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# ? Aug 17, 2015 02:35 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:... people who like animals only do so because they cannot make fundamental connections with humans In all seriousness, this is why I got fish. Fish don't judge, and are easy to talk to, even if they won't shut up.
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# ? Aug 18, 2015 03:56 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 12:50 |
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We can't have sex because our pets are watching. It's totally rude to start loving in front of your dog or cat without their consent. I mean you wouldn't have sex in public, right? So why would you have sex in front of your pet?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 08:27 |
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Shnooks posted:I mean you wouldn't have sex in public, right?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 09:11 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:12 |
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Yeah not gonna lie it's pretty weird when you start taking notice of your surroundings again you see your dog with his feet up on the end of the bed silently staring at you.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 23:07 |