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Behotti posted:I didn't know there was a language based off of a pastry. Its vocabulary isn't very well established. It's pretty much just "Mmmm" and "Aww yiss".
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Tibor posted:Its vocabulary isn't very well established. It's pretty much just "Mmmm" and "Aww yiss". Kamelåså
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Aug 6, 2015 18:21
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Kamelåså Bless you
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Aug 6, 2015 18:31
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I thought Danish was just Swedish spoken with a mouth full of socks.
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Aug 6, 2015 18:33
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Mouth full of pastry.
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Aug 6, 2015 19:01
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Behotti posted:I didn't know there was a language based off of a pastry.
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Aug 6, 2015 19:04
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Kamelåså Syglekule. You're welcome.
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This is probably from the early 1900s or something, but this was essentially the argument kept that hot teacher from going to prison after banging her high school student about 10 years ago or so. E: her lawyer posted:John Fitzgibbons, Lafave's lawyer, stated, "To place Debbie into a Florida state women's penitentiary, to place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions." Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Aug 6, 2015 |
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Behotti posted:I didn't know there was a language based off of a pastry. quote:John Fitzgibbons, Lafave's lawyer, stated, "To place Debbie into a Florida state women's penitentiary, to place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions." What a piece of poo poo lawyer. How did he not say "lionesses?"
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Centripetal Horse posted:What a piece of poo poo lawyer. How did he not say "lionesses?" Lots of women's prisons have male guards, and some of these guards use their position of authority over the women to coerce them into sex. Here's just one example: a guard at the Riker's Island complex has been accused of raping and sexually assaulting two women for years.
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Aug 6, 2015 22:06
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I like how, instead of looking terrified, he just looks vaguely put out. "Well, I guess I won't make it to the club in time for elevenses."
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Istari posted:I like how, instead of looking terrified, he just looks vaguely put out. "Well, I guess I won't make it to the club in time for elevenses." You know he's going to punch his way out of that shark. Still probably miss elevenses though.
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Aug 7, 2015 10:13
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Nckdictator posted:I think there's a pattern here... chuch asay has been around a really long time, huh?
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Aug 7, 2015 22:19
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This is a somewhat formal way of inviting someone to come at you
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Aug 7, 2015 23:03
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'In his absence, a fly fell into his cup, and Mrs. Hooper, wife-like, exchanged cups." So at what point in history did women stop being garbage disposals? I don't care how expensive coffee was. The dude was a dentist. Make another cup.
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Domus posted:'In his absence, a fly fell into his cup, and Mrs. Hooper, wife-like, exchanged cups." So at what point in history did women stop being garbage disposals? I don't care how expensive coffee was. The dude was a dentist. Make another cup. That's what she said happened. It sounds to me more like she murdered him and made up the cup switching story to cover it up.
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Aug 7, 2015 23:18
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Slime posted:That's what she said happened. It sounds to me more like she murdered him and made up the cup switching story to cover it up.
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Behotti posted:I didn't know there was a language based off of a pastry. There is a pastry based on a president.
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Pththya-lyi posted:I think hot Maud and Eliza are supposed to be drinks, like the Marguerite Collins.
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You can tell that they put "EXCLUSIVE" there because all the other major news media outlets were falling over themselves to cover this.
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Aug 10, 2015 07:05
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You're saying that doesn't sell papers?
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Aug 10, 2015 08:11
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WHAT IF BAD THING GOOD
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Aug 10, 2015 08:32
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This must be a parody of those, "Stab murderer sues victim's family for damage to murder knife!" hysteria stories the Daily Mail does.
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Aug 10, 2015 10:59
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They've got themselves a winning formula. 
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Geokinesis posted:They've got themselves a winning formula. I like how both of their facial expressions are basically the same.
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Wow, I didn't even think to read the print. I thought it was just a sexy parody of the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit thing, but they burned themselves after heating it up once they got home.
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:This is a somewhat formal way of inviting someone to come at you Or a somewhat formal way of inviting someone to come in you.
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Geokinesis posted:They've got themselves a winning formula. "For the 32-year old sales manager developed a sexual fetish for having SEX with the piping hot pastries. Alas, unwed Howard came to a sticky end... a sticky and terribly blistered BELLEND." Pulitzer gold, if you ask me.
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What would we even do in the U.S.? "scorched my schlong"? "torched my tool"?
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AlbieQuirky posted:What would we even do in the U.S.? "scorched my schlong"? "torched my tool"? Third degree on the D
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AlbieQuirky posted:What would we even do in the U.S.? "scorched my schlong"? "torched my tool"? Firecrotch
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Decrepus posted:Third degree on the D 
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Aug 10, 2015 23:28
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Tibor posted:Mouth full of pastry. Mouth full of kartoffel, you mean. 
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 They used drugs that Stephen Dank got them. 
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AlbieQuirky posted:What would we even do in the U.S.? "scorched my schlong"? "torched my tool"? "Florida man burns penis while attempting to have sex with Hot Pocket."
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