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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Aug. 6, 5pm ET. Republican Losers Debate, Live from the Kiddie Table
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Who will win the debate?
Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Jim Gilmore
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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 It's Todd Akin!

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hello Gilmore

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Rebuild our military lol

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

 why the gently caress are you here Gilmore?

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

What happens if Fox tries to ask Trump a question like one of these? Oh man I can't wait

Youre getting me hard

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
we need to rebuild our military? when was i t destroyed?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jim Gilmore wants to Make America Great Again

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"Jim, you just plain don't even merit a unique question. Discuss."

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Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011
 This is bullying

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usbombshell
Oct 29, 2004

Boom!
Lindsey's my bingo card and he seems sad :(

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Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Jim Gilmore is orange.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

we need to rebuild our military? when was i t destroyed?

Obama, duh

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Open the blood gates!

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 jim "james bond' gilmore

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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Jim Gilmore, you loving suck at politics, why are you running?

That was great

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
 Governor you're dead last, get the gently caress out

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Canadian Surf Club
Feb 15, 2008

Word.

Slate Action posted:

"Jim, you just plain don't even merit a unique question. Discuss."

^^^^

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



 Five years is this many!
*raises hand*

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
TRUMP

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006

Good Citizen posted:

What happens if Fox tries to ask Trump a question like one of these? Oh man I can't wait

My guess is the actual candidates will get softballs.

This is a regular game, that'll be home run derby.

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
"Gov. Gilmore, please get the gently caress off our stage. WAIT, come back, sorry... We could all use some coffee, make a Starbucks run for us. We'll pay you back when you come back."

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Auritech posted:

The tone of everyone seems to be sadness and desperation.
The echo makes it even better

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Jim "9/11" Gilmore

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Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

 Gov Gilmore, why are you even here?

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 TRUMP

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
fuckin trump question!

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
9/11 spotted

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Popular Thug Drink posted:

we need to rebuild our military? when was i t destroyed?

In Iraq from 2003-2010

holy poo poo Gilmore brought up 9/11 before Pataki

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Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

 DONALD TRUMP!!!

is an elephant.

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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
DONALD TRUMP

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hahah jerking off Trump thanks to facebook.

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Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

 TRUMPGASIM

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 perry, trump is owning you: discuss??

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
TRUMP

Finish your drink

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"You all suck. Now let's talk about Donald Trump."

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Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."
TRUMP CARD.

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Trump time!

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Hahahha Donald Trump question this is hilarious.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 the trump bumop

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
 Who are you? How did you get onto the stage? Why hasn't security escorted you out yet?

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