Seraph Citizen: F off, non-factor wageslave plebescrubs

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

The Saddest Robot posted:

If you do convert the ship prices to Big Macs I insist that you go all the way. One Big Mac icon for each bigmac that the ship would cost.

Tbh I don't trust this game to have the gherkins included, i'd totally be double checking my bag

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froody guy: Jun 25, 2013

This argument is valid and relevant for the ongoing discussion

# ? Aug 11, 2015 00:49

PITT: Sep 21, 2004; MISTER

DancingShade posted:

Quantum Drive needs to be an animated 3D goatse stretched across the screen that you fly through.

Yea but then Derek smart would chime in on twitter to say he already did that back in 2002 etc...

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thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

An Idris-M with LTI monetarily represented using Big Macs:

Roughly equal to half a typical :lesnick:

meal.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:14

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

An Idris-M with LTI monetarily represented using Big Macs:

Keep going. More fake ships to represent.

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

That's a lot of Big Macs, that's like that fat dudes lunch for a month :eyepop:

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xanif: Nov 3, 2010; Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.; Oven Wrangler

peter gabriel posted:

That's a lot of Big Macs, that's like that fat dudes lunch for a month

I'm getting conflicting reports here.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:33

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:33

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14878-Star-Marine-Status-Update

quote:

We�re still seeing issues with player prediction, accuracy of simulation, player sliding and warping as well as hitches in player locomotion

quote:

Animation Blockers

I want to make this point extremely clear: now that we have the approved rig, it will take some time for us to process the 3,000+ animations that are needed to launch Star Marine. How much time? We�ll know more after we do some sets to completion, at which point production can schedule out the rest of the process accurately (the typical schedule includes rate of work, testing and finishing out.)

Cripes.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:36

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

xanif posted:

I'm getting conflicting reports here.

Maybe we mean different fat space game dudes, I don't know any names apart from the Chris Robots one

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thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

xanif posted:

I'm getting conflicting reports here.

is no ordinary fat man... he's... no ordinary fat man.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:38

froody guy: Jun 25, 2013

The sky is the limit

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:48

rockopete: Jan 19, 2005

Are this game and Chris Roberts disproportionately popular in Germany or do the German fans just have a larger online presence than other languages? I've always gotten the feeling that Germans in particular seem to love and believe in this project. I have zero hard evidence to go off of, just wondering if it seemed that way to anyone else as well.

I know Gamescom is in Cologne which is why we're getting German videos from there right now, I'm talking about more generally.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:51

Octopode: Sep 2, 2009; No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here.

rockopete posted:

Are this game and Chris Roberts disproportionately popular in Germany or do the German fans just have a larger online presence than other languages? I've always gotten the feeling that Germans in particular seem to love and believe in this project. I have zero hard evidence to go off of, just wondering if it seemed that way to anyone else as well.

I know Gamescom is in Cologne which is why we're getting German videos from there right now, I'm talking about more generally.

If I recall correctly, Germany is either the second or third largest group of backers, along with the US and the UK.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 01:57

The Saddest Robot: Apr 17, 2007

thatguy posted:

An Idris-M with LTI monetarily represented using Big Macs:

Roughly equal to half a typical meal.

You are doing god's work.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:00

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

Octopode posted:

If I recall correctly, Germany is either the second or third largest group of backers, along with the US and the UK.

Soon Chris Robert's photo will be proudly framed and displayed in every German household, right next to David Hasslehoff.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:03

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Javelin LTI in shoes (circa 1940s):

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:08

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

That is not a Happy Meal

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:16

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

This game looks cool, when's it releasing?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:18

Seraph84: Aug 9, 2015; by XyloJW

rockopete posted:

Are this game and Chris Roberts disproportionately popular in Germany or do the German fans just have a larger online presence than other languages? I've always gotten the feeling that Germans in particular seem to love and believe in this project. I have zero hard evidence to go off of, just wondering if it seemed that way to anyone else as well.

I know Gamescom is in Cologne which is why we're getting German videos from there right now, I'm talking about more generally.

A universe where they get to be roleplay people whose grandparents weren't nazis, of course they're devout cultists for the Christ Roberts.

Also rofling at this post: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5426756/#Comment_5426756

Seraph84 fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 11, 2015

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:40

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

This thread is now about :burger:

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:55

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

Seraph84 posted:

A universe where they get to be roleplay people whose grandparents weren't nazis, of course they're devout cultists for the Christ Roberts.

Also rofling at this post: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5426756/#Comment_5426756

Yes, that is indeed a hilarious post.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:59

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

thatguy posted:

This thread is now about .

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:59

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

thatguy posted:

This thread is now about .

I consider myself to be pro-turkeybuger. However I will be the first to admit that beef burgers taste way better. Just the turkey ones are healthier and cheaper so I can afford to eat them more often.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:02

rockopete: Jan 19, 2005

also, I'm glad to hear the FPS development is coming along, and especially glad to hear the UK team is involved, but

FPS update, August 10 2015 posted:

We added an additional display for the equipped weapon�s fire mode (single shot, burst, full auto, etc.) to the weapons widget and we added a message indicating when you�ve picked up ammo.

god drat they were nowhere near close to releasing this months ago, at least with the standards CR seems to have set. I would love to get my hands on a build of whatever they had in...May? June? Whenever we were originally told the release month was. And this was set out like 6 months beforehand at the earliest, it's not like some 2012 rough estimate.

Have they been contracted to keep tweaking and updating the FPS after the full release, or will CIG take care of that? From what I've seen from Illfonic, the sooner they drop off to work on Revival, the better.

rockopete fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Aug 11, 2015

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:04

Gwaihir: Dec 8, 2009; Hair Elf

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I consider myself to be pro-turkeybuger. However I will be the first to admit that beef burgers taste way better. Just the turkey ones are healthier and cheaper so I can afford to eat them more often.

I would rather a turkey burg, than no burg at all.

Let's talk about how loving embarrassing it is that so many burg places fail so miserably with their french fries, with this bullshit fresh cut right in to the oil style vs par cooked frozen double fried goodness that is the highest aspiration of all fries everywhere

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:10

The Marauder: Dec 1, 2013; Why walk out when you can outrun?

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I consider myself to be pro-turkeybuger. However I will be the first to admit that beef burgers taste way better. Just the turkey ones are healthier and cheaper so I can afford to eat them more often.

Stop oppressing us veggie-burgerkin, you close-minded carnivore scum.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:13

Seraph84: Aug 9, 2015; by XyloJW

The Marauder posted:

Stop oppressing us veggie-burgerkin, you close-minded carnivore scum.

You protein-deficient pussies are the first ones getting eaten when the apocalypse begins, you know that, right?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:23

xanif: Nov 3, 2010; Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.; Oven Wrangler

Stop posting.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:24

motorocker: Dec 23, 2013; Soiled Meat

mmmmmm......Star Citizen

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# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:28

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

xanif posted:

Stop posting.

Make me.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:28

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I think he is talking to seraph

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:29

The Saddest Robot: Apr 17, 2007

Turkey doesn't belong in a burger. Trying to burg a turkey just makes a mockery of turkey and a mockery of burgers.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 03:47

xanif: Nov 3, 2010; Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.; Oven Wrangler