GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Stultus Maximus posted:

The butthurt is strong with this one.

Probably more so now considering the RTB XO got on Facebook, rebutted every single one of his points, and basically summarized with 'bitches gonna bitch'.

What gets me is that butt hurt bandits like that dude will be of the opinion that no woman could ever physically meet the standard ever. Jesus, we had 2 e5s go through no problems, with one being a PT stud but a loving moron, and the other just being an all round bag of rear end. Even being in combat arms I've met a few women attached to us that I'd take in a heartbeat over 99% of dudes.

gently caress, it's just ranger, not SF.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:15

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:40

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Wait till a woman passes SF school.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:18

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Leather Bear posted:

Wait till a woman passes SF school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYxPC_-cV2A

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:34

Fister Ardennes: Apr 25, 2008; War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Leather Bear posted:

Wait till a woman passes SF school.

Xhe already did.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:34

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Fister Ardennes posted:

Xhe already did.

That's not SF school, that's BUDS

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:42

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

And zyr made the switch after zyr left the service

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:46

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Leather Bear posted:

And zyr made the switch after zyr left the service

What do you mean "switch?" Zhe just chose to present ierself as the gender shkle has always been.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 01:51

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

not caring here posted:

What gets me is that butt hurt bandits like that dude will be of the opinion that no woman could ever physically meet the standard ever. Jesus, we had 2 e5s go through no problems, with one being a PT stud but a loving moron, and the other just being an all round bag of rear end. Even being in combat arms I've met a few women attached to us that I'd take in a heartbeat over 99% of dudes.

what kind of retard thinks: 'man, i'd sure like to have to work with women!'

even in my retarded career, people lament when women began to work in the field. its because they're stupid weak cunts.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:17

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Best tattoo idea or worst tattoo idea?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:37

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

hosed up if tru

lol, saw this on Facebook posted by some retard who got all huffy back when they first let the women in Ranger school. The only one that might have a shred of truth is the poncho slit trench, and boo loving hoo if it is.

Good on them for passing, but they definitely wouldn't wanna go to regiment even if they were eligible.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:38

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio posted:

Best tattoo idea or worst tattoo idea?

It had potential to be the best, if only he'd gotten a photorealistic tattoo.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:41

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

its because they're stupid weak cunts.

How is this different to 90% of all soldiers?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 03:02

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

not caring here posted:

Probably more so now considering the RTB XO got on Facebook, rebutted every single one of his points, and basically summarized with 'bitches gonna bitch'.

Got a link to this?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 04:05

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Two Finger posted:

Got a link to this?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-facebook-post/

quote:

Gentlemen,

I am not much for posting on social media, but feel that I should comment on the current situation at Ranger School. First and foremost the Ranger instructors are professional noncommissioned Officers and trained the Ranger students the same way they have since 1952. If you believe nothing else, you should have faith in your fellow Rangers to adhere to their beliefs and the Ranger Creed.

I have spent the last 18 months as the Ranger Training Brigade operations and training officer, and am now the RTB executive officer. I have been part of the process from start to finish and have watched the professionalism of the RIs in each phase. Bottom line; The RIs trained Ranger, period. I had the privilege of having RIs like Sgt. Firsts Class Grenier and Command Sgt. Maj. Purdy in Benning and Sgt. 1st Class Brimstin (now a retired command sergeant major) and Command Sgt. Maj. Edmunds in Mountains and Sgt. 1sts Class Hammond in Florida. Don�t really remember much after that, but I do remember their professionalism and what they taught me and I see the same thing today when I watch the current batch of instructors.

I would like to address a few of the rumors that have been floating around the Internet and to inject fact into the conversation.

1. The female students watched a Ranger Class before they went through the course � This is false. The females did not watch a course prior to coming through. I do find this funny, though. We have the Merrill�s Platoon members who perform operational forces [Editor�s note: Meaning they ambush Ranger students in training sessions] and support duties for RTB and then they end up going through training. Do they get an unfair advantage? NO. The school is hard, and it sucks. You can know the answers, but you still have to perform as evident by the pass rate of the Merrill�s Platoon members.

2. The females were afforded unprecedented recycle opportunities � The women were not afforded any advantage on recycles. They went through Darby Phase, recycled and were Darby inserts. Upon a second failure they were offered a Day 1 recycle. This means they started Day 1 and had to complete the Ranger Assessment Phase a second time. There is no advantage to this. Would any of you volunteered to go through RAP week twice and take a Day 1 recycle? Most people would not as evident by the several men who were also offered a Day 1, but declined. The Day 1 recycle precedent has been in place for many years, and is nothing new. Unless you have been part of the RTB leadership� and have sat on the academic boards you would not know how common it actually is.

3. Command Sgt. Maj. Arnold is the command sergeant major of the RTB and is the most professional NCO I have worked with in 26 years. At no time did he pass anyone on a patrol. Nor did he pressure anyone to pass anyone (Male or female). As with any good NCO, he was out in the field with his RIs. He has walked patrols before the females were here and will walk patrols after. If he wasn�t then there would be complaints that he was the type of NCO who sat in his office and did nothing. He was setting the standard for his subordinate leaders, but had no grading precedent on the patrol.

4. There have been all kinds of accusations that the class got more sleep less physical training and were coddled � That simply did not happen. Just watch the videos that were taken of the Darby Queen [obstacle course]. If you honestly think an RI was going to take it easy on this class, you are mistaken.

5. Packing List � There were no changes to the packing list except for the addition of a few items. There were no additional supplements or vitamins. There was no reduction in weight. It was the same except for the few female-specific items that the women carried.

6. The commanding general [Editor�s note: Miller] walked a patrol in each phase of Class 8-15. It was his 30th anniversary of attending Ranger School. He intentionally did not walk a patrol that a female was being graded on to ensure there was no conflict of interest. The infantry commandant [Editor�s note: Rainey for most of the female soldiers� time at Ranger School] has walked patrols and so has the CG. This is not unprecedented.

7. Observer/Advisors � This subject has caused a lot of consternation. They are non-grading cadre [of women] who were assigned to the RTB to help. They had no authority and they worked for the chain of command.

8. The ridiculous rumor that President Obama was coming to this graduation and that RIs were told to pass them before they even started Florida is absolutely false. He isn�t/wasn�t coming to graduation. [Editor�s note: A White House official confirmed that is accurate.]

9. The final comment I will say is this. No matter what we at Ranger School say the non-believers will still be non-believers. We could have invited each of you to guest walk the entire course, and you would still not believe, we could have video recorded every patrol and you would still say that we �gave� it away. Nothing we say will change your opinion. I and the rest of our cadre are proud of the conduct of our soldiers, NCOs and officers, they took the mission assigned and performed to the Ranger Standard. Rangers Lead the Way!!!!!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 04:08

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Joshua Samuel has a mushroom bruise reaching from one ear to the other, but I'm sure he's pretending it's as small as his own dick.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 04:17

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

'Casino' is an excellent film

# ? Aug 21, 2015 04:51

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

shyduck posted:

'Casino' is an excellent film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShgvtEro7I

# ? Aug 21, 2015 05:11

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ziXpIPAhD4

# ? Aug 21, 2015 05:18

subterfudge: Aug 5, 2015

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

hosed up if tru

I knew dudes who had to take 4 tries at different parts of the school so that part is bullshit. In all likelihood the chicks made it through legitimately. It's just a leadership course that doesn't have as much to do with regiment as many people think, they're just sort of connected due to sharing the word "ranger". People are freaking out like all of spec ops has been compromised or some poo poo.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 06:33

CMD598: Apr 12, 2013

Everytime I hear herp derp female ranger poo poo I think back to the first time I saw this: http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/08/female-rangers-would-be-a-disgrace/

# ? Aug 21, 2015 07:01

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

CMD598 posted:

Everytime I hear herp derp female ranger poo poo I think back to the first time I saw this: http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/08/female-rangers-would-be-a-disgrace/

lol

# ? Aug 21, 2015 07:38

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

if a chick wants to deal with the bullshit that is any sort of infantry combat arms i say good luck to them

now content :

# ? Aug 21, 2015 07:38

Burt: Sep 23, 2007; Poke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qCj2Z_mph0

:perfect:

# ? Aug 21, 2015 07:58

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Burt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qCj2Z_mph0

Absolutely loving amazing.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:09

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

ded posted:

if a chick wants to deal with the bullshit that is any sort of infantry combat arms i say good luck to them

now content :

Would

# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:09

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Burt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qCj2Z_mph0

i want a madmax gocart

# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:10

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

What a lovely idea.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 15:49

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Burt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qCj2Z_mph0

Metal as gently caress!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 15:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

this is really good

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:14

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also im laughing my rear end off with this poo poo right here

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/29854505/youtube-star-who-surprised-wife-with-pregnancy-news-allegedly-had-ashley-madison-account

the dude who surprised his wife with the pregnancy on youtube and then "had a miscarriage" a couple days later also had an ashley madison account

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:17

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this is really good

poo poo was too sweet. I had one and was done with it. Had to move on to beer.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:22

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

nwin posted:

poo poo was too sweet. I had one and was done with it. Had to move on to beer.

it's a really good root beer overall, good foam and flavor

im not gonna drink more than one at a time because of the sugar and stuff but it's def pretty goddamn good

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:23

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

it's a really good root beer overall, good foam and flavor

im not gonna drink more than one at a time because of the sugar and stuff but it's def pretty goddamn good

Yeah I liked it for one. Just couldn't get drunk off it.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also im laughing my rear end off with this poo poo right here

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/29854505/youtube-star-who-surprised-wife-with-pregnancy-news-allegedly-had-ashley-madison-account

the dude who surprised his wife with the pregnancy on youtube and then "had a miscarriage" a couple days later also had an ashley madison account

How the gently caress do you surprise your wife with her own pregnancy?

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:27

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rad Lieutenant posted:

How the gently caress do you surprise your wife with her own pregnancy?

she peed in the toilet and never flushed

he dipped it in

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:28

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

nwin posted:

poo poo was too sweet. I had one and was done with it. Had to move on to beer.

That and Not Your Father's Root Beer are pretty good but definitely more of an after dinner sipper.

Both are also next to impossible to find around me now that they've gotten huge :argh:

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:28

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Rad Lieutenant posted:

How the gently caress do you surprise your wife with her own pregnancy?

Honey, you're pregnant!
:downs:

Are you sure it's mine?

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:29

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

it's a really good root beer overall, good foam and flavor

im not gonna drink more than one at a time because of the sugar and stuff but it's def pretty goddamn good

How's it do with ice cream?

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:30

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also im laughing my rear end off with this poo poo right here

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/29854505/youtube-star-who-surprised-wife-with-pregnancy-news-allegedly-had-ashley-madison-account

the dude who surprised his wife with the pregnancy on youtube and then "had a miscarriage" a couple days later also had an ashley madison account

This is so goddamn good.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That and Not Your Father's Root Beer are pretty good but definitely more of an after dinner sipper.

Both are also next to impossible to find around me now that they've gotten huge

Not Your Father's Root Beer is all over the place here. A few bars carry the 10.1% kind on tap. Down three of those in an hour and the world becomes blurry.

*I don't drink often, so that may not be your experience.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:31

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:40

Arrath: Apr 14, 2011

Stultus Maximus posted:

How's it do with ice cream?

This is an important question. I saw some in the store the other day but it was like 11 goddamn dollars for a sixer so I passed, at least for now. Hard root beer floats? Now we're talking.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:33

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