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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

“It started because somebody emailed us under the name Deez Nuts,” says Jim Williams, an issue polling specialist a Public Policy Polling. “He said, ‘I’m Deez Nuts. I’m running. Here’s my filing statement. Would you poll me?’”

Williams thought “this is something Public Policy Polling would do,” so he squared Nuts off against Trump and Clinton in Minnesota a few weeks ago. He polled at 7 percent.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Tragically, Deez Nuts is 15 and ineligible.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I hope your cellmate thinks he's god, but CNN refer to him as bowling ball bag bob
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse, only this time the victim's a clydesdale horse

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Nondevor
Jun 1, 2011





catposting

I like how you can hear the audible "Oh NO" twice in that video.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
So it begins...

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Say Nothing posted:

So it begins...



Personally, I support Limberbutt McCubbins.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Fight breaks out in Birmingham over Kid Rock conversation.

Kid Rock is currently wrapping up a 10-night stand in my hometown (where he lives). I hate Kid Rock. This is some of why I hate him.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Henchman of Santa posted:

Fight breaks out in Birmingham over Kid Rock conversation.

Kid Rock is currently wrapping up a 10-night stand in my hometown (where he lives). I hate Kid Rock. This is some of why I hate him.

I honestly didn't realize he was still performing or even recording music for that matter. The wording of the article makes it sound like the guy just said something really bland and the 2 fans went apeshit.

:dance: :dance: WE LOVE KID ROCK!
:geno: Yea, I'm not a fan.
:supaburn: :supaburn: YOU MUST DIE!

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Karma Monkey posted:

I honestly didn't realize he was still performing or even recording music for that matter. The wording of the article makes it sound like the guy just said something really bland and the 2 fans went apeshit.

:dance: :dance: WE LOVE KID ROCK!
:geno: Yea, I'm not a fan.
:supaburn: :supaburn: YOU MUST DIE!

you are not alone in this thought.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Despite being from loving Detroit he had a big pro-Confederate flag rant a few weeks ago. He's a tool

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I take it that Kid Rock fans are similar to Juggalos.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Phlegmish posted:

I take it that Kid Rock fans are similar to Juggalos.

Less face-paint, more chromosomes.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



The moment I knew with absolute certainty that Mitt Romney had no chance was when I heard that Obama had Jay-Z and Bruce Springsteen at a rally/concert shortly before the election. Mitt Romney had Kid Rock.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Phlegmish posted:

I take it that Kid Rock fans are similar to Juggalos.

Worse.

Edit: ^^^ what Screaming Idiot said. Juggalos are just idiots with poor hygiene. Kid Rock fans are aggressively stupid and stupidly aggressive.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Phlegmish posted:

I take it that Kid Rock fans are similar to Juggalos.

Kid Rock is on a song on the first Insane Clown Posse album.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Still less shameful than being in a SyFy original movie.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


...well, what happened?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Lizard Wizard posted:

...well, what happened?

http://reductress.com/post/this-woman-baked-an-egg-in-an-avocado-what-happened-next-will-blow-your-tits-clean-off/

Apparently it was delicious.

OW MY TITS

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Magnus Praeda posted:

Worse.

Edit: ^^^ what Screaming Idiot said. Juggalos are just idiots with poor hygiene. Kid Rock fans are aggressively stupid and stupidly aggressive.

Yeah, nowadays having a musician proud they're from Michigan means you'll either be embarrassed of them, or their fans. Or both.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wow, the NYP genuinely made a rape joke their cover. Ok then

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

Wow, the NYP genuinely made a rape joke their cover. Ok then

Uhhh I only see a joke about him not being able to enjoy the tasty subway sandwiches he typically eats when hes not in jail.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Aesop Poprock posted:

Wow, the NYP genuinely made a rape joke their cover. Ok then

Is it better or worse than the joke a dude at work made, which was just the phrase "Eat fresh"?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There's worse.



budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Oh cool yet another animal has achieved my dream and I'm just drinking whiskey in my boxers at 330am waiting for death

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Aesop Poprock posted:

Oh cool yet another animal has achieved my dream and I'm just drinking whiskey in my boxers at 330am waiting for death

Maybe a raccoon dreams of having your life did you ever think of that.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Frostwerks posted:

Maybe a raccoon dreams of having your life did you ever think of that.

no, because i'm selfish and an IDIOT

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Aesop Poprock posted:

Oh cool yet another animal has achieved my dream and I'm just drinking whiskey in my boxers at 330am waiting for death

same except replace "whiskey" with "rum" and "waiting" with "actively planning"

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
replace boxers with nothing

I have my A game

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

replace boxers with nothing

I have my A game

Haha so uh... anyone else got a semi goin? not gay, just seems natural to be hard at the moment

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Kid Rock is on a song on the first Insane Clown Posse album.

Here's a good old strange news headline regarding Kid Rock and ICP.

Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

In fact, I think that might have been the first and only time I posted in this thread. It's a classic, though.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

22 Eargesplitten posted:

The moment I knew with absolute certainty that Mitt Romney had no chance was when I heard that Obama had Jay-Z and Bruce Springsteen at a rally/concert shortly before the election. Mitt Romney had Kid Rock.

Come now, Romney also had that one event with every single country music artist and Meat Loaf (who I'm pretty sure sang "America the Beautiful" drunk, but considering how shot to hell his voice is at this point it's hard to tell).

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




She is also the author of other hit pieces such as How to Make Your Vagina Smell as Amazing as His Balls.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Aesop Poprock posted:

Haha so uh... anyone else got a semi goin? not gay, just seems natural to be hard at the moment

yeah

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Because, y'know, what else are you gonna do at the top of a crane.

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