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Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India
Perez has a really horrible beard.

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

poty posted:

It's no Bahrain that's for sure

Or Hungary.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gmaz posted:

Perez has a really horrible beard.

I liked Hammy's beard, big tits, nice rear end, the whole package.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
anyone else hates the way Boullier speaks? its like he has a thesaurus at all times

“Of all the circuits on the current Formula 1 calendar, to this one is our car indubitably least suited.

“That being the case, it would be disingenuous indeed if we were to move to look askance at our finishing positions here today."

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Non-native english speaker uses odd expressions.........incredible!

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
its like he's trying to prove how smart he is really

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
Highlights of today's race:
Eddy Jordan's balls about to suffer a blow out. I can see him showing up in a speedo for the next race.
Vettel swearing while the German anthem is playing in the background.
Verstappen round the outside.

All in all not a bad race. But you really need rain to make f1 interesting.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer

El Hefe posted:

anyone else hates the way Boullier speaks? its like he has a thesaurus at all times

“Of all the circuits on the current Formula 1 calendar, to this one is our car indubitably least suited.

“That being the case, it would be disingenuous indeed if we were to move to look askance at our finishing positions here today."

He has learned the art of Ronspeak. Basically it's a system of using complex words to hide the fact that the speaker has no loving idea what he's talking about. For some reason it's prevalent among McLaren employees.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Gmaz posted:

Perez has a really punchable face.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Well, there's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back. I'd have had more fun stabbing forks into my eyeballs.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

enri posted:

Well, there's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back. I'd have had more fun stabbing forks into my eyeballs.

lol if you just don't hit fastforward to get the interesting bits and watch most races in 15 minutes

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Wirth1000 posted:

ahahaha, Vettel is blaming Pirelli for the blowout and how that shouldn't have been allowed to happen.

Are you for loving serious mate?

It seems the honeymoon period at Ferrari is over, and now its back to the whinging.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
:qq: My tyre exploded and they say it's because I went off track, but I didn't

*literally went 4 wheels off track in the previous corner, same as the previous 43 laps*

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

It seems the honeymoon period at Ferrari is over, and now its back to the whinging.

Vettel out. Knew we should have gone with Big Pastor.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Tsaedje posted:

:qq: My tyre exploded and they say it's because I went off track, but I didn't

*literally went 4 wheels off track in the previous corner, same as the previous 43 laps*

You saw that too, the last corner before it exploded? I'm not surprised one of his tyres burst after that abuse.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
btw Pastor was running ahead of Grossjean when his car broke, imagine if that hadn't happened? win the race? I don't see why not

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

El Hefe posted:

btw Pastor was running ahead of Grossjean when his car broke, imagine if that hadn't happened? win the race? I don't see why not

He's unlucky as hell. Gutted for the lad, think the in-the-knows noticed his form, though. He's going up.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Alain Post posted:

He's unlucky as hell. Gutted for the lad, think the in-the-knows noticed his form, though. He's going up.

Nobody wants unlucky drivers

Edit: Except Ferrari

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Imagine a dream team of Pastor and Alonso

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Guy Ligier died. RIP.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Didn't even know he was still alive.

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
Well Mercedes were only about a second a lap faster then anyone else!

All those gits trying to make F1 seem interesting by pretending that Ferrari/Vettel had a chance at the championship can shut the gently caress up now.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug

Myrddin_Emrys posted:


Gmaz posted:

Perez has a really punchable face.

beard?

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
I think it's safe to say that Vettel is a petulant child.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
IndyCar has apparently claimed another life.

Ban IndyCar.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
rip justin wilson you were poo poo in f1 all those years ago

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Gmaz posted:

Perez has a really horrible beard.

I thought he looked like Wil Wheaton

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Wirth1000 posted:

IndyCar has apparently claimed another life.

Ban IndyCar.

He's in a coma.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
that's what they said about jules

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

beard?


[/quote]
Is that one of them Kerderians?

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
its one of the pussy cat dolls i think

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:


Saying what we're all thinking, this pro-German, anti-British conspiracy needs to end now.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Is that one of them Kerderians?
[/quote]

of course it is



here is also a man that can score

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

Guy Ligier died. RIP.

Sometimes your cars were good but mostly they were bad. Godspeed.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ligier got 69 Billion dollars from the French government because he was friends with Mitterrand and still ended up with hot garbage 70% of the time. Still, you gotta love 'em.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
I can't wait for the great combination of Grossjean and Pastor in a yellow and black Renault. Next year will be amazing.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

I really like this picture.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




I'm the red plastic cactus

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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

I can't wait for the great combination of Grossjean and Pastor in a yellow and black Renault. Next year will be amazing.

Bumblebee scheme is some good poo poo.

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