Barkley 2 DEMO is OUT for backers: Maws Approach the Dark Drakers

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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

HellMOO fork with basketball minigame.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:48

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:46

Super Rad: Feb 15, 2003; Sir Loin of Beef

Athletic Footjob posted:

tales of game's? more like trailers of game's

loving this man. How many of regular shekels were sunk on rendering these? Pretty clear the actual game is an infinite trash corridor ala the much inferior JRPG title of FFXIII

# ? Aug 25, 2015 03:28

Wezlar: May 13, 2005

Colon Semicolon posted:

I'm probly never buying the game at this rate.

If it makes you feel any better most of us already paid for it

# ? Aug 25, 2015 05:06

AllanGordon: Jan 26, 2010; by Shine

Glad you guys finally finished up a trailer for the kickstarter

# ? Aug 25, 2015 06:28

Darke GBF: Dec 30, 2006; The cold never bothered me anyway~

I still haven't bought a cuddlepillow to put inside of my CyberDwarf pillowcase.

maybe I'll do it after the game comes out

so soon

# ? Aug 25, 2015 06:39

Liquid Dinosaur: Dec 16, 2011; by Smythe

Darke GBF posted:

I still haven't bought a cuddlepillow to put inside of my CyberDwarf pillowcase.

maybe I'll do it after the game comes out

so soon

You should try one, they're comfy and keep your legs from touching when you sleep, if you're someone who doesn't like that. You don't need a creepy anime girl or "ironic" basketball-skinned cyborg man pillowcase or anything.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 06:42

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

[quote="Liquid Dinosaur" post="449393517"]
You don't need a creepy anime girl
[quote]

I must respectfully disagree.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 06:44

space marine todd: Nov 7, 2014

Is it weird if I want to buy a cyberdwarf pillow case 3 years after the fact?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 07:32

BiggerJ: May 21, 2007; What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

I wonder how bad the Duke Nukem Forever effect - where the game is judged not on its own merits but against ridiculously high expectations that have been built up over years and years - is going to be when the game comes out.

I wonder how different our lives will be by the time it comes out.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 07:44

HMS Boromir: Jul 16, 2011; by Lowtax

HMS Boromir posted:

i would like to play barkley 2 before i die

# ? Aug 25, 2015 07:58

Dozeworthy: Oct 9, 2012

BiggerJ posted:

I wonder how bad the Duke Nukem Forever effect - where the game is judged not on its own merits but against ridiculously high expectations that have been built up over years and years - is going to be when the game comes out.

I wonder how different our lives will be by the time it comes out.

DNF would have been garbage even if it came out in 1998 though.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 07:59

Athletic Footjob: Sep 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

BiggerJ posted:

I wonder how different our lives will be by the time it comes out.

they will be really different. they will have ended.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 08:35

Line Feed: Sep 7, 2012; Seeds taste better with friends.

BiggerJ posted:

I wonder how bad the Duke Nukem Forever effect - where the game is judged not on its own merits but against ridiculously high expectations that have been built up over years and years - is going to be when the game comes out.

That implies people have expectations for this game :v:

I'm joking, of course. I have an irresponsible amount of faith in this group of basement goons.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:16

Gortarius: Jun 6, 2013; idiot

BattleHamster posted:

How many weapon affixes are in the game at this point and how many do you have plans for?

There are 3 categories of affixes.

In the first category there are 18 planned affixes, from which 15 are fully functional and in the game

In the second category there are 60 planned affixes, from which around 20 are fully functional and in the game

In the third category there is no specific amount planned since it is in the middle of going through some re-iterations, but there are roughly 20 of them that are functional and are in the game

I believe 18 - 60 - 60 affixes in their respective categories is a completely reasonable approximation on how much there will end up being in total.

Some of my faves are the ones that make bullets fly out like skipping stones, bullets that clone enemies (and X114JAM9 if you shoot yourself, needs to be properly implemented because it is prone to unforeseen problems) and one that makes you shoot out your money instead of bullets. Keep your fingers crossed that the latter two make it into the finished product.... (that will never see the light of day)

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:19

HMS Boromir: Jul 16, 2011; by Lowtax

this is barkley 2, right?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:26

BattleHamster: Mar 18, 2009

Gortarius posted:

There are 3 categories of affixes.

In the first category there are 18 planned affixes, from which 15 are fully functional and in the game

In the second category there are 60 planned affixes, from which around 20 are fully functional and in the game

In the third category there is no specific amount planned since it is in the middle of going through some re-iterations, but there are roughly 20 of them that are functional and are in the game

I believe 18 - 60 - 60 affixes in their respective categories is a completely reasonable approximation on how much there will end up being in total.

Some of my faves are the ones that make bullets fly out like skipping stones, bullets that clone enemies (and X114JAM9 if you shoot yourself, needs to be properly implemented because it is prone to unforeseen problems) and one that makes you shoot out your money instead of bullets. Keep your fingers crossed that the latter two make it into the finished product.... (that will never see the light of day)

Thanks for going back and answering this question. When this game actually gets completed its going to be so loving good.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:52

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

Just to be clear, this isn't some kind of stealth release date where actually its planned for 11/11 of this year?

I know you like to be clear, ToG xx

# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:03

ellie the beep: Jun 15, 2007; Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Gortarius posted:

There are 3 categories of affixes.

In the first category there are 18 planned affixes, from which 15 are fully functional and in the game

In the second category there are 60 planned affixes, from which around 20 are fully functional and in the game

In the third category there is no specific amount planned since it is in the middle of going through some re-iterations, but there are roughly 20 of them that are functional and are in the game

I believe 18 - 60 - 60 affixes in their respective categories is a completely reasonable approximation on how much there will end up being in total.

Some of my faves are the ones that make bullets fly out like skipping stones, bullets that clone enemies (and X114JAM9 if you shoot yourself, needs to be properly implemented because it is prone to unforeseen problems) and one that makes you shoot out your money instead of bullets. Keep your fingers crossed that the latter two make it into the finished product.... (that will never see the light of day)

will there be a gun'sdex to fill out in addition to gun's breeding or are you worried about the wrongful death lawsuits from parents of OCD kids who starved to death trying to "catch them all"

# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:06

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

nopantsjack posted:

Just to be clear, this isn't some kind of stealth release date where actually its planned for 11/11 of this year?

That's my kokoro wish.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:07

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

nopantsjack posted:

Just to be clear, this isn't some kind of stealth release date where actually its planned for 11/11 of this year?

I know you like to be clear, ToG xx

The promise has been made.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:10

Anonymous Robot: Jun 1, 2007; Lost his leg in Robo War I

nopantsjack posted:

Just to be clear, this isn't some kind of stealth release date where actually its planned for 11/11 of this year?

I know you like to be clear, ToG xx

I gave some thought to this but ultimately the game doesn't seem near enough to completion to release this year.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:11

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

Who is publishing the official Barkley 2 strategy guide of the game?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:19

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

Edminster posted:

will there be a gun'sdex to fill out in addition to gun's breeding or are you worried about the wrongful death lawsuits from parents of OCD kids who starved to death trying to "catch them all"

Each combination will have a separate achievement for obtaining it.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:17

Bisse: Jun 26, 2005

nopantsjack posted:

Just to be clear, this isn't some kind of stealth release date where actually its planned for 11/11 of this year?

I know you like to be clear, ToG xx

#ThePromiseHasBeenMade

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:38

Bisse: Jun 26, 2005

Blackheart posted:

Who is publishing the official Barkley 2 strategy guide of the game?

4chan

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:39

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Will Barkley 2 cave in to the "Skeleton Warrior" agenda? Will there be skeleton representation?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:46

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Nessus posted:

Will Barkley 2 cave in to the "Skeleton Warrior" agenda? Will there be skeleton representation?

Yeah but they'll all be trapped in fleshy prisons.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:50

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Dozeworthy posted:

DNF would have been garbage even if it came out in 1998 though.

Yeah cause it wasn't finished.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 18:50

Athletic Footjob: Sep 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Blackheart posted:

Who is publishing the official Barkley 2 strategy guide of the game?

General Mills, using their beloved Betty Crocker branding:

Barkley Crocker: Shut Up & Jams, Preserves and Chutneys: 2016 Edition.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 20:34

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Dozeworthy posted:

DNF would have been garbage even if it came out in 1998 though.

Yeah, if anything, people went way easier on it because they wanted it to be good due to being blue balled for 13 years.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 20:36

Pelican Dunderhead: Jun 16, 2010; Ah! Hello Ershin!; Pillbug

BUTTERWORBS posted:

game looks g reat cant wait for the late 2013 release

# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:47

Kinu Nishimura: Apr 24, 2008; SICK LOOT!

I'm a gamer psycho mercenary who'll kill you at the drop of a hat, and hats drop easy in this hosed up world.

# ? Aug 26, 2015 20:17

Cybershell: Jun 12, 2007; I hold all of you in the highest contempt

Anyone have questions they'd like me to ask the ToGboys at PAX? Questions like "when is the game coming out?" and "is the game coming out?" and "why isn't the game out?"

# ? Aug 26, 2015 20:30

Diabetes Forecast: Aug 13, 2008; Droopy Only

Questions like "can you stop making everything a joke and just give an actual release date?"

# ? Aug 26, 2015 20:46

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Take some notes when you play the demo, would be nice to get some new perspectives on the gameplay.

# ? Aug 26, 2015 20:50

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Cybershell posted:

Anyone have questions they'd like me to ask the ToGboys at PAX? Questions like "when is the game coming out?" and "is the game coming out?" and "why isn't the game out?"

Will we ever see better representation for Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon?

# ? Aug 26, 2015 20:58

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Cybershell posted:

Anyone have questions they'd like me to ask the ToGboys at PAX? Questions like "when is the game coming out?" and "is the game coming out?" and "why isn't the game out?"

"What have you been loving doing for the past 3 years?"

# ? Aug 26, 2015 21:01

Deakul: Apr 2, 2012; PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

this game isn't even real

because

we have been playing it all along and didn't know it

welcome

to the game..........

!!

# ? Aug 26, 2015 21:03

Roobanguy: May 31, 2011

Deakul posted:

this game isn't even real

because

we have been playing it all along and didn't know it

welcome

to the game..........

!!

:o

:0

:O

# ? Aug 26, 2015 21:03

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:46

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

I wonder how many backers have died IRL between 2013 and today. Do they haunt you, Tales of Game's? DO THEY WEIGH ON YOUR DOUGHY SOUL?

# ? Aug 26, 2015 21:09

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