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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
things overgrown by lawn / wild grasses growing in yard


here, a truck frame, a few feet away a tractor tire

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deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
Oh! I forgot. Hoarding. Hoarders are like peak white trash. Just 8 dogs and a house filled with ceiling-height garbage.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

duckfarts posted:

buffets as a family outing, complete with strategy

Oh god yes. The Golden Coral dinner and a movie stories. One of the best things to ever come out of the SA forums.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

rock crawling and mudding is fun as gently caress

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



duckfarts posted:

trucks

trucks

TRUCKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZdQyBpo3s

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

having a favorite monster truck

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Along with Staind, Limp Bisquik and every other nu/rap-rcok band from 1997-2005

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Bacon Bits sandwich

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Owning multiple broken snowmobiles

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Sir_Charles posted:

Bacon Bits sandwich



Jesus...... That's something I've never even heard of

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Sir_Charles posted:

Bacon Bits sandwich



paper plates as a daily use item

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Code Jockey posted:

paper plates as a daily use item

washing and reusing plastic dinnerware

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
getting facefucked on camera for money/crack

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
hot sauce on everything

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Brolander posted:

hot sauce on everything

eat poo poo bitch

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Chinatown posted:

eat poo poo bitch

only if i can drown it in Frank's first

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I thought the hillbilly thing to put on everything was Tabasco

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

loquacius posted:

I thought the hillbilly thing to put on everything was Tabasco

mayo

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
In the midwest it's ranch

Ketchup is pretty universal though

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



You have to go to the next town over to get to the wal mart

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
A tattoo below the knee, double white trash for tattoos on feet.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





loquacius posted:

I thought the hillbilly thing to put on everything was Tabasco

yes, everyone not white-trash knows that crystal is 1000x better

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
getting an associate's in nursing

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
keystone, also natural ice

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Nostrum posted:

yes, everyone not white-trash knows that crystal is 1000x better

This is true actually. And you can get a huge bottle for less than $2.00.

Tabasco tastes like a poo poo ton of vinegar with a couple of red pepper flakes or something.

thisdestruction
Jul 17, 2006

she used to be so radiant, so sexy when she laughed. now her eyes look like gravesites as she speaks in epitaphs.
Walking around outside in your socks

Marrying someone right after high school

Understanding the NASCAR scoring system

Losing a limb at your factory job

Ordering Bud Light in bottles

Getting a tattoo of a deceased pit bull

Going to WalMart as a social event

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Code Jockey posted:

paper plates as a daily use item

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Danger Mahoney posted:

A tattoo below the knee, double white trash for tattoos on feet.

DrakePegasus
Jan 30, 2009

It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

Driving past one Walmart to get to another, larger Walmart.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Danger Mahoney posted:

A tattoo below the knee, double white trash for tattoos on feet.

loving this. also, a neck tattoo

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Linux Pirate posted:

wearing hunting camo when not hunting

making sure you wear hunting camo all the loving time

being middle aged and wearing a visor with spiked hair

orange hunting vests

thisdestruction posted:

Understanding the NASCAR scoring system

there's a scoring system?

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
those singing fish things

buying stuff from infomercials and home shopping channel

house full of as seen on tv products

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

duckfarts posted:

buying stuff from infomercials and home shopping channel

house full of as seen on tv products

I dont think this really exists

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Comparison shopping at the Dollar Tree/Family Dollar/Dollar General and complaining about prices, then throwing down hundreds in cash for pills

Hanging out in Dairy Queen parking lots on weekend nights

Living in a state that gives students/workers the first week of deer hunting season off because they know nobody would show up anyway.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Taking sides in Ford vs Chevy.

Getting yelled at to "take your shoes off or you'll muss up the carpet" when you go in a house.

Christian music.

Using fancy words for parts of your 1200sq ranch like "the rotunda" or "the study".

Mini trucks.

Oakley sunglasses.

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Pickin' pine nuts

Skinnin' road kill

(that's how my old supervisor made money in high school)

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I dont think this really exists

you just don't want to believe it's true

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
wearing sunglasses on the back of your head

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Eating Whatchamacallit bars

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