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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Interview is done. Hopefully next week I can spend the next 3 weeks sat around laughing at my colleagues about them still having to work properly

Also UAT testing is weird

im waiting for a start date at a new job so I can put my notice in and doss about even more than I do currently, cant wait

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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Also UAT testing is weird

what do you find weird about it? (Im a tester)

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Possibly the one I just did, it was basically like these people want a new page in their report. UAT that poo poo. Most of it seems way too obvious to be documented and I felt I was waffling away, but apparently I did pretty good?

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Well that's good. We do barely any UAT in my company when it comes to software development because we just don't have any time thanks to being 'agile'.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



My contracts expiring soon so I might need to face job interviews again. Urgh

Would you have done better with the goatee FG?

Slash
Apr 7, 2011

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Interview is done. Hopefully next week I can spend the next 3 weeks sat around laughing at my colleagues about them still having to work properly

Also UAT testing is weird

User Acceptance Test testing - as in the testing of the tests. That is a bit weird.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Interview is done. Hopefully next week I can spend the next 3 weeks sat around laughing at my colleagues about them still having to work properly

Also UAT testing is weird

I dont think you're going to get it sorry.

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

Slash posted:

User Acceptance Test testing - as in the testing of the tests. That is a bit weird.

It's good to have customers in to try and gently caress things up. The bigger the company the better imo. They'll always manage to ruin things in ways you'd never dream.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

mfcrocker posted:

NO THIS ELEMENT NEEDS TO BE 3 PIXELS TO THE RIGHT

web design/CSS can loving do one

I'm spending most of today nursing a huge sleep debt/hangover

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i don't like most modern website designs where the text is size 50 by default and the pages load infinitely downward with extra stories/clickbait

is it for mobile users or something?

these forums are too modern for me tbf

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Has to look good and feel right on the director's iPad.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i miss partytentcity.com

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
im the pub

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Hello the pub, I'm the big Taff Man

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
corn in the pub

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Fingerless Gloves posted:

corn in the pub

weir

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



d

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Ratjaculation posted:

i don't like most modern website designs where the text is size 50 by default and the pages load infinitely downward with extra stories/clickbait

is it for mobile users or something?

these forums are too modern for me tbf

it's a tactic to get you to keep reading, because if it said "page back" or "older articles" people tend to stop

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

goatface posted:

Has to look good and feel right on the director's iPad.

this is painfully true

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:
I am in work getting paid to twiddle my thumbs :buddy:. Our process engineering team hosed up the instructions for something we did 2days ago. They've playing the pass the blame game since, and until they own up to it, there's nothing for me to do but post! This must be what it's like to have an office job.

It's kind of boring, and I've another 10 hours to kill yet :smith:.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you should cum in and around things in your workspace, without others finding out

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

that's sound advice for anyone

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

turkey burgers

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i just had a meal and 4 pints paid for by work. it was nice. also i work for a chari-:jerry:.

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Sep 10, 2015

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


i.e. groups of drunk men are always in you

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
haha I meant to say "I'm at the pub" but nevermind a silly mix-up with some hilarious consequences what a wacky bunch we are 😅

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
About to get a megabus to London for four and a half hours because I really, really love my girlfriend and the train is too expensive.

Fluo
May 25, 2007


the corn pub

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


My house has outside taps, and the inside taps consist of both separate and mixers (not at the same sink). I hope everyone appreciates my all inclusive tap policy.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Finally watched Ant-Man yesterday, some top train action in that film!

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
hello

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

hi

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008
I am regretting last night's curry

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Morning

Fluo
May 25, 2007


hello

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



good day

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



It is 10:18 and I really wish I was drunk.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Quote-Unquote posted:

It is 10:18 and I really wish I was drunk.

well, it is sept 11

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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
i forgot

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