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Best Monogatari?
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Deishuu "Dilbert as gently caress" Kaiki 133 84.18%
Some other dope, who cares 25 15.82%
Total: 137 votes
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Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Terper posted:

What about us Europeans

Or other less important places?
I will usually hold off on a probation (be it as a joke or for an actual offense) if I'm unsure of the poster's general location.

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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Terper posted:

What about us Europeans

Or other less important places?

first to be nuked by president trump

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

Long live future president Trump.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!

Bad Seafood posted:

Speaking of shortsighted decisions, I'm beginning to suspect I shouldn't have made my ranger's favored enemy "Creatures of Demonic Lineage" just because I wanted to kill one at the time.

Poor decisions in character creation are half the fun.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

May his reign be everlasting

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Bad Seafood posted:

Yeah, I usually prefer to make joke probations at night when folks can sleep through them unless someone is obviously jonesing for a joke probation in the middle of the day.

Woah woah woah woah you're saying I was asking for it??????

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Bad Seafood posted:

Real talk: anyone who doesn't want to be joke probated (be it "Ever" or "Again"), let me know and I won't.

That said, you may still fall victim to flash rules like "Do not post on this page with sigs turned on/off."

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha never stop these are hilarious.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
Hi chat thread. I fell asleep for a while. I'm back now.

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022

ZepiaEltnamOberon posted:

Woah woah woah woah you're saying I was asking for it??????

Well, someone sure was.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Favored enemy demon is a hint for a good DM to include some good demonic masterminds

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

ZepiaEltnamOberon posted:

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha never stop these are hilarious.

THIS ISN'T AN INVITATION TO PROBATE ME AGAIN THOUGH. ONCE A DAY IS ENOUGH.

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Bad Seafood posted:

I will usually hold off on a probation (be it as a joke or for an actual offense) if I'm unsure of the poster's general location.

YOU KNOW MY LOCATION.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Phobophilia posted:

first to be nuked by president trump

He'll have to hurry or Putin's gonna beat him to the punch

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Also nobody posted :rip: when I or boom got probated, the gently caress?????

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
:Lip: rittreolv.

I'm Asian, I can make this joke.

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022

ZepiaEltnamOberon posted:

Also nobody posted :rip: when I or boom got probated, the gently caress?????

I did.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Please do not probate me, I like to post, and its not my thing
Okay.

ZepiaEltnamOberon posted:

Woah woah woah woah you're saying I was asking for it??????
Yes.

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022
You know, on Steam to Droyer, since I was probated.

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Thank you Strange Quark. You are a good person.

Even if you like mushrooms.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

ZepiaEltnamOberon posted:

:Lip: rittreolv.

I'm Asian, I can make this joke.

What part of Asia, I studied in Hong Kong last semester?

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

What part of Asia, I studied in Hong Kong last semester?

Korea.

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Strange Quark posted:

You know, on Steam to Droyer, since I was probated.

When will this tyranny end????

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Sweet.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Favored enemy demon is a hint for a good DM to include some good demonic masterminds
The party wizard I mentioned killing was half-fiend.

I'd just hit level 2 which is when Microlite20 lets rangers pick their favored enemy. I'd also had a run of crummy luck and wasn't about to miss my chance to take a shot at the guy.

At the time it was the best idea I'd ever had.

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

:dogbutton:

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
I literally have no idea what a bunch of smilies mean but that won' t stop me from using them wrong.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!

Bad Seafood posted:

The party wizard I mentioned killing was half-fiend.

I'd just hit level 2 which is when Microlite20 lets rangers pick their favored enemy. I'd also had a run of crummy luck and wasn't about to miss my chance to take a shot at the guy.

At the time it was the best idea I'd ever had.

Powerful.

Allarion
May 16, 2009

がんばルビ!

Bad Seafood posted:

The party wizard I mentioned killing was half-fiend.

I'd just hit level 2 which is when Microlite20 lets rangers pick their favored enemy. I'd also had a run of crummy luck and wasn't about to miss my chance to take a shot at the guy.

At the time it was the best idea I'd ever had.

Seems like valid RP'ing

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Bad Seafood posted:

Real talk: anyone who doesn't want to be joke probated (be it "Ever" or "Again"), let me know and I won't.

That said, you may still fall victim to flash rules like "Do not post on this page with sigs turned on/off."

Probate me if I actually do make a Valkyrie Drive thread.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

boom boom boom posted:

Joke probations aren't funny

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ZepiaEltnamOberon posted:

Counterpoint: They are hilarious.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Bad Seafood posted:

The party wizard I mentioned killing was half-fiend.

I'd just hit level 2 which is when Microlite20 lets rangers pick their favored enemy. I'd also had a run of crummy luck and wasn't about to miss my chance to take a shot at the guy.

At the time it was the best idea I'd ever had.

In 13th age, favored enemy is a choice at character creation, along with choices about pets, ranged/melee spec, choosing spells, do nature stunts, ect.

I'm not a big fan of the 13a Ranger or druid, tbh, but then again I really only ever want to play as a CHAOS MAGE

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
The end of the Beef Chief reign jumpstarted my descent to darkness.

Until then, I'd never been probated.

Now, I have 3 probations!

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
For future reference, Boom Boom's probation was not a joke though I decided to frame it as one.

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022

Bad Seafood posted:

For future reference, Boom Boom's probation was not a joke though I decided to frame it as one.

Seafood, if you want to release the transcripts, you may.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
In my sessions of Dungeons and Dragons in recent times, my first action in combat was telefragging the enemies. Every enemy since has been able to teleport specifically to get around this. I don't regret my actions.

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

I see nothing about signatures in that post.

:johnstewart:

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Bad Seafood posted:

For future reference, Boom Boom's probation was not a joke though I decided to frame it as one.

Was... was I just caught in the crossfire? Was I just collateral damage from boom's probation?

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Everyone on the next page must declare their love for Bad Seafood.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
By that I mean that I only ever DM, even though I don't think I'm great at it

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Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
I've DMed a few times. I fondly remember the session where one player's character turned out to be a gay porn star. Good times.

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