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Perpendicular: Gun shoots both directions to the side instead of where you're pointing. Uses 2x ammo.
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oddium posted:make a gun that can only be assembled after collecting Slam (the lock) Jam (the stock) and Thank You Ma'am (the barrel) Slam: Stock (for butting people with) Jam: Receiver (let's hope not!) Thank You Ma'am: Barrel received from an ancient grand'ma at the end of a long trading questline.
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Sep 12, 2015 17:44
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Pretty Good: the gun has to spin in your hand first every time you fire it for no benefit.
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Sep 12, 2015 17:48
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360 NoScope: After firing, the gun requires you to do a full clockwise or counter-clockwise 360° rotation before it can fire again.
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Sep 12, 2015 18:04
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How about after every full 360 the first shot you make will always hit. Or crit or something.
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Sep 12, 2015 18:08
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a gun powered by steam that shoots this game right into my library
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Sep 12, 2015 18:10
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Looks like one of you Tog idiots has a fanboy.
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Sep 12, 2015 18:12
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Cabbagepots posted:360 NoScope: After firing, the gun requires you to do a full clockwise or counter-clockwise 360° rotation before it can fire again. There is already a "of the NoScope360" suffix but it does something slightly different.
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Sep 12, 2015 18:18
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There should be a gun that shoots a basketball.
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Sep 12, 2015 18:35
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I'm absolutely sure this was commissioned work. ToG has no fans.
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Sep 12, 2015 19:36
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Hair of the ToG
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Sep 12, 2015 19:44
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A gun that when you shoot it the game uninstalls itself except like that old D&D game that formatted C it bugs out and formats the drive with the highest number of images and videos on it and sends your credit card details to tog.
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Sep 12, 2015 20:04
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A gun that pings the Tales of Game's server every time you shoot, and the shot only goes off at the ping-back. The longer it takes before the ping-back, the stronger the modifier on the shot damage, but if it takes too long, the shot times out. People are gonna have a real reason to DDOS us now, and also a new tool to do it with! Could also double as a tool for Digital Rights Management.
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Sep 12, 2015 20:18
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Game is looking incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-b3XZic_wc Anonymous Robot fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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Sep 12, 2015 20:21
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FrankieSmileShow posted:Could also double as a tool for Digital Rights Management. if you make it so all guns have to phone home before they fire you can 100% successfully prevent both piracy and legitimate owners playing your game, which is win-win imo
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Sep 12, 2015 21:57
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of the Greenlight - You put this loving game on Greenlight already god drat
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Sep 12, 2015 21:59
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Obviously many of the complex calculations have to be done server-side.
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Anonymous Robot posted:Game is looking incredible: FLEEEEEENS? yOUR'E NOT FLEEEEEENS my uncle worked for broderbund and he gave me a copy and i played it to death.
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why do people keep asking for this game to go on greenlight asap? having a place for the community at large to talk to the devs would be annoying as all heck. case in point: this thread. but for realsies: putting this on greenlight until like a month before release isn't going to be super cool and awesome or anything like that. It's just going to have people complaining about how the game isn't out yet and the devs will see it as a chore to even look at what everyone is saying there. this thread is better than that imo bc most people on this site understand jokes better, and realize that Gort's posts are hilarious.
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Sep 13, 2015 04:01
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Anonymous Robot posted:Game is looking incredible: duergar redesign looking pretty sweet
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Sep 13, 2015 04:10
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"of the baseball jokes"
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obstipator posted:why do people keep asking for this game to go on greenlight asap? having a place for the community at large to talk to the devs would be annoying as all heck. case in point: this thread. but for realsies: putting this on greenlight until like a month before release isn't going to be super cool and awesome or anything like that. It's just going to have people complaining about how the game isn't out yet and the devs will see it as a chore to even look at what everyone is saying there. this thread is better than that imo bc most people on this site understand jokes better, and realize that Gort's posts are hilarious.
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Sep 13, 2015 05:02
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I thought this thread was for Truckpump roleplay, tbqh. Been saving my worst posts for it.
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Sep 13, 2015 05:33
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Nessus posted:we were under the false impression that the game was coming out soon/existed/was not a figment to get money from us for the devs to spend on chups talk about how great it is that dropsy got made instead of cracking on slam jam volume 5: the gaidenfarer of timeless ages
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Sep 13, 2015 10:31
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boy it sure is great that dropsy the retarded clown hug box dreamland got made but boy is my carlie barkly announcer pack 2 not coming out
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Sep 13, 2015 10:33
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Amorphous Blob posted:talk about how great it is that dropsy got made instead of cracking on slam jam volume 5: the gaidenfarer of timeless ages I'm glad it finally got made after... two kickstarters? I forget.
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Sep 13, 2015 10:40
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how does truckpump feel about anime giantesses
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Sep 13, 2015 10:46
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Unguided posted:I'm glad it finally got made after... two kickstarters? I forget. many failed lps
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Sep 13, 2015 10:49
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ngl i havnt finished the first Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden but the combat is wit it and the baskapocolypse is a fun setting
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Sep 13, 2015 10:53
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Are you also still taking names for random NPCs? I'd imagine the world is mostly populated, but you did put out a request for that a while back.
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Sep 13, 2015 17:26
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gun's with six senses
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Sep 13, 2015 19:54
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A revolver mod with five extra powerful bullets and one detrimental bullet. Edit: Or a zipgun trait that just gives gun's a chance to explode when firing in general.
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Sep 13, 2015 20:01
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Barkley 2: Of Baseball Joke's and Gun's Obscurae
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Sep 13, 2015 20:24
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Welcome to the world of Guglo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KQXzRtYoQ
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Sep 13, 2015 20:25
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what the gently caress
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Gortarius posted:Welcome to the world of Guglo: Thanks. I would have never found this channel on my own. Not that I wanted to. kikkelivelho fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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Sep 13, 2015 21:03
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Welcome to the wonderful world of whackos who copy clickbait headlines in a desperate attempt to get their videos viewed.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Are you also still taking names for random NPCs? I'd imagine the world is mostly populated, but you did put out a request for that a while back. Gortarius posted:Guglo
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You should give Guglo a free copy of the game.
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Trump is a portmanteau of truck and pump, and Donald is Donald Stirling.
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