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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

KozmoNaut posted:

But then it wouldn't be specifically "no thunder". What about lightning? Blitz? Donner?

Maybe they really dislike this band?

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

All this talk of (super loving rad) super vehicle shows and no mention of The Highwayman? For Shame.

Show Intro
S01E0
Ladies and gentlemen, the 80s

I thought I had mentioned The Highwayman. I know I had it in a draft post at one point - it ended the Super Vehicle era that Knight Rider started.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Jedit posted:

I thought I had mentioned The Highwayman. I know I had it in a draft post at one point - it ended the Super Vehicle era that Knight Rider started.

I've been sort of wondering if some of it is maybe the result of the post 55mph speed limit and pair of fuel crises of the late 70s or something and people really wanted some fuel-burning, high-action, sexy high-speed escapism on their TV, cartoons and movies for a few years with cool super vehicles for about a decade. A whole lot of things seemed to showcase or be built around productions where the vehicles are so heavily featured during that time: Boats, planes, helicopters, cars, motorcycles.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:

Dude that explains why all the cars in FM2 wouldn't roll or flip even if it was a head on collision at 230 mph.
People were (and still) give The Crew a lot of poo poo. While it has a lot of it coming to it, the whole :derp:They can't even get cars to roll over: thing is clearly a case of this too. (I can't think of any other recent racing games that have this issue. Driveclub maybe? Not sure)
Hell, any game that has licensed cars and they just never roll over, that is the stuff they had to deal with in the background. It's never really been a physics thing.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
There was a late 90s show about a vehicle. A show so lovely it doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry.
18 Wheels of Justice
https://youtu.be/YaaT0gu8Fj4



And no thunder is almost certainly about the SS

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Non Serviam posted:

And no thunder is almost certainly about the SS

http://www.carsales.com.au/car/holden/ute/thunder-ss-badge/

Maybe some spurious mental connection that they don't want people to make.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Non Serviam posted:

There was a late 90s show about a vehicle. A show so lovely it doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry.
18 Wheels of Justice
https://youtu.be/YaaT0gu8Fj4


lmao g gordon liddy

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





I don't think it's very nice to eat in cars, but it feels a bit odd if they even had eating in a game like Forza. :v:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Döner kebab is pretty popular in Germany, I guess that's why they didn't ban it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

KozmoNaut posted:

But then it wouldn't be specifically "no thunder". What about lightning? Blitz? Donner?

Why would you want this on the side of your car?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Light Gun Man posted:

Landmaster is so fuckin cool. There really should be a TV series of Damnation Alley....or SMT: Strange Journey.

Intro sequence: Awesome enormous future SUVs tear rear end across the Arctic as Gregorian chants and deep drumbeats play in the background. As the intro credits roll, the montage shows the huge vehicles smashing bad guys, using jet thrusters to fly over whatever obstacles they can't just drive straight through, and just being badass.

Actual episode: A guy walks through a bunch of hallways and bumps into a locked door

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Code Jockey posted:

lmao g gordon liddy

I had no idea he had an acting career

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Lowen SoDium posted:

I had no idea he had an acting career

The high point is in the weird Penn & Teller movie "Invisible Thread" where they spray a bunch of cards in his face.

EDIT: It's on YouTube! Starts at 27:09 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWYNcqwjhEA

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Wasabi the J posted:

Dude that explains why all the cars in FM2 wouldn't roll or flip even if it was a head on collision at 230 mph.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard - it'd be like having a FPS game with ragdoll physics, and a company says "yeah, that's great but the main character is invincible and can never fall down"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ozz81 posted:

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard - it'd be like having a FPS game with ragdoll physics, and a company says "yeah, that's great but the main character is invincible and can never fall down"

The difference being that the FPS game is actually licensed to use Johnny Depp personally (not a character, but Johnny Depp himself) as the protagonist and he's not allowed to be shown getting harmed.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

chitoryu12 posted:

The difference being that the FPS game is actually licensed to use Johnny Depp personally (not a character, but Johnny Depp himself) as the protagonist and he's not allowed to be shown getting harmed.

Or a Donald Trump business simulator where you can't file for corporate bankruptcy.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

Ozz81 posted:

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard - it'd be like having a FPS game with ragdoll physics, and a company says "yeah, that's great but the main character is invincible and can never fall down"

In Mortal Kombat 9 they added Kratos and he was contractually obligated to not ever show weakness or fear.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Intro sequence: Awesome enormous future SUVs tear rear end across the Arctic as Gregorian chants and deep drumbeats play in the background. As the intro credits roll, the montage shows the huge vehicles smashing bad guys, using jet thrusters to fly over whatever obstacles they can't just drive straight through, and just being badass.

Actual episode: A guy walks through a bunch of hallways and bumps into a locked door

Pretty much, yeah. Really though, that poo poo would make a rad tv show or 80s-style action movie. Watching the crew members go law/chaos a bit more gradually could be cool.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Ozz81 posted:

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard - it'd be like having a FPS game with ragdoll physics, and a company says "yeah, that's great but the main character is invincible and can never fall down"

50 Cent is pretty ridiculous in Blood on the Sand, probably because of licensing. Also all the weapons have silly pretend names that are kind of close to the real ones for the same reason.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Ensign Expendable posted:

50 Cent is pretty ridiculous in Blood on the Sand, probably because of licensing. Also all the weapons have silly pretend names that are kind of close to the real ones for the same reason.

It's well known that G Unit are invincible terrorist stopping badasses, some of whom care very much about building codes.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Ozz81 posted:

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard - it'd be like having a FPS game with ragdoll physics, and a company says "yeah, that's great but the main character is invincible and can never fall down"
What? I don't want to play a FPS game where I can fall down if I don't jump over a curb.

George RR Fartin
Apr 16, 2003




I realize this is a parody of the car shows being discussed, but I feel it is my duty whenever Talking Car Shows are mentioned to bring up Heat Vision and Jack, starring Jack Black with Owen Wilson as Heat Vision, his sentient motorcycle, and Ron Silver as himself (the bad guy):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s

EDIT: ...Or it could dislike being embedded. But you can check it out on youtube I guess.

...also I just realized Dan Harmon co-wrote it. Jesus.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
The Heat Vision and Jack saga was the genesis of Channel 101 i think.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Shlomo Palestein posted:

I realize this is a parody of the car shows being discussed, but I feel it is my duty whenever Talking Car Shows are mentioned to bring up Heat Vision and Jack, starring Jack Black with Owen Wilson as Heat Vision, his sentient motorcycle, and Ron Silver as himself (the bad guy):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s

EDIT: ...Or it could dislike being embedded. But you can check it out on youtube I guess.

...also I just realized Dan Harmon co-wrote it. Jesus.

That was wonderful.

"If I feel so much as one bullet hit me, I'll come over and pull your lungs through your nostrils."

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Shlomo Palestein posted:

I realize this is a parody of the car shows being discussed, but I feel it is my duty whenever Talking Car Shows are mentioned to bring up Heat Vision and Jack, starring Jack Black with Owen Wilson as Heat Vision, his sentient motorcycle, and Ron Silver as himself (the bad guy):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s

EDIT: ...Or it could dislike being embedded. But you can check it out on youtube I guess.

...also I just realized Dan Harmon co-wrote it. Jesus.

I would prefer the revival of this crap on TV compared to the rehashing of cooking/renovating/weightloss/awkward family/dating 'reality TV'.

The Asylum should really start making cheesy TV shows as well as their cheesy movies. They make crap - but crap that sells and always makes a profit. But I do see the inevitable "Ow my balls!" becoming a reality.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Humphreys posted:

The Asylum should really start making cheesy TV shows as well as their cheesy movies. They make crap - but crap that sells and always makes a profit.

Good news!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh poo poo. I was all zombied out but might actually check it out. After I get a bunch of alcohol and friends over to laugh AT and WITH it. (the unoffical only way to watch Asylum stuff)

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Humphreys posted:

Oh poo poo. I was all zombied out but might actually check it out. After I get a bunch of alcohol and friends over to laugh AT and WITH it. (the unoffical only way to watch Asylum stuff)

It's a great show. Like legitimately good.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


One thing I have noticed as I get older - its the reliance on Google and other search engines as a knowledge resource. I am extremely guilty of this.

Tonight, a friend was asking me over skype on how to take nightscape and star photos and instead of using my memory and prior skills as a professional photographer for many years to actually process how I take those photos, I resorted to google.

I feel ashamed, but its a reality we are all getting used to. I remember when I was doing my university degree and before that, military technical certifications, you actually studied poo poo and commited to memory. And here I am now just taking the easy way out!

My memory is obsolete technology.

(disclaimer - I also actually do have real memory issues)

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

What the fuckkkkk
http://www.syfy.com/znation/blog/z-nation-george-r-r-martin

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Humphreys posted:

One thing I have noticed as I get older - its the reliance on Google and other search engines as a knowledge resource.

It irks me a little when people ask you a question, and then use your answer to google fact check you on the spot.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Been saying for 12 solid years that he'd die before finishing the series, but I don't think this counts.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Dick Trauma posted:

The high point is in the weird Penn & Teller movie "Invisible Thread" where they spray a bunch of cards in his face.

EDIT: It's on YouTube! Starts at 27:09 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWYNcqwjhEA

80's Penn and Teller best Penn and Teller. Plus Lydia Lunch and Andy Warhol?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



blugu64 posted:

It irks me a little when people ask you a question, and then use your answer to google fact check you on the spot.

I'd rather people "trust, but verify" rather than accept any loving thing somebody says. If more people did that, we might have less vaxers and truthers in the world.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

flosofl posted:

I'd rather people "trust, but verify" rather than accept any loving thing somebody says. If more people did that, we might have less vaxers and truthers in the world.
Aren't vaxxers and truthers and their kin all about the "don't just trust me, google it, the info is all there!"

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

flosofl posted:

I'd rather people "trust, but verify" rather than accept any loving thing somebody says. If more people did that, we might have less vaxers and truthers in the world.

I agree, but you have it backwards. I'm not walking up to people and telling them things, it's someone else asking me a question and googling to see if my response is correct...in which case why didn't you just google it in the first place and not waste my time?

Bonus is when your answer isn't spergy enough levels of correct, getting talked down to by a fishmech who only knows what wikipedia told them.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



My Lovely Horse posted:

Aren't vaxxers and truthers and their kin all about the "don't just trust me, google it, the info is all there!"

Eh, they tend to link directly to blogs and videos, because that poo poo is typically buried pages deep in Google. If you do "do vaccines cause autism" the top links are debunking that old and invalidated claim.

It's not perfect, because you can surely craft a query that will just make the other poo poo rise to the top, but it's better than nothing.

blugu64 posted:

I agree, but you have it backwards. I'm not walking up to people and telling them things, it's someone else asking me a question and googling to see if my response is correct...in which case why didn't you just google it in the first place and not waste my time?

Bonus is when your answer isn't spergy enough levels of correct, getting talked down to by a fishmech who only knows what wikipedia told them.

I misunderstood. Yes, I agree. Those people irritate me a ton. Especially when they get all Dwight Schrute about it. "Um, you said it was black with red trim, but clearly it's black with maroon trim."

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Hello, that's not maroon... it's BURGUNDY.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Humphreys posted:

One thing I have noticed as I get older - its the reliance on Google and other search engines as a knowledge resource. I am extremely guilty of this.

Tonight, a friend was asking me over skype on how to take nightscape and star photos and instead of using my memory and prior skills as a professional photographer for many years to actually process how I take those photos, I resorted to google.

I feel ashamed, but its a reality we are all getting used to. I remember when I was doing my university degree and before that, military technical certifications, you actually studied poo poo and commited to memory. And here I am now just taking the easy way out!

My memory is obsolete technology.

(disclaimer - I also actually do have real memory issues)

If Cheers was made today, Cliff Clavin would be shut down in the first episode by somebody with a smart phone or tablet.

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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

flosofl posted:

I'd rather people "trust, but verify" rather than accept any loving thing somebody says. If more people did that, we might have less vaxers and truthers in the world.

The problem isn't blindly trusting, it's rejecting the established thought for no reason and then blindly latching on to the first thing they see some random other person say, which makes no sense at all.

Edit: That doesn't invalidate what you said but I have difficulty getting my head around that. Also, some conspiracy types have caught on to the fact that scientists cite things, so they started citing other wingnuts to make their scrawlings look more valid.

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