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New Rule! New Rule! The fearless American defender of liberty and democracy Re-activate D/ST slot (points remain as they were before).
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OxySnake posted:God damnit I forgot Marita got benched week 1 and Meet took his snaps. I though he was the place holder. Hit me with a -9736 points. pick a calvin ball rule, mate
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Sep 24, 2015 04:21
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NEW RULE!!! NEW RULE!!! That other comic with the bald kid stinks. Remove one kicker slot.
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QB QB RB WR WR TE FLEX DEF K P P HC There's your weekly lineup. Good luck everyone, sans my opponent! Anubis fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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I have the Calvinball! I am late today because my Mom made me eat broccoli and broccoli is gross! I got grounded because I wouldn't eat it and couldn't use the internet! Because of my hatred for this vegetable, no one can play any player that has Green on their logos! Using this image!  No Jets / Eagles / Packers / Seahawks players this week! Edit: Also no chinese football dragons.
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Sep 24, 2015 04:46
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Anubis posted:QB Didn't you just remove one of those kicker slots?
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OxySnake posted:I have the Calvinball! Goddammit now I have to bench the Chinese Football Dragons D/ST, thanks for nothing oxysnake 
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Fenrir posted:Didn't you just remove one of those kicker slots? I blame working 15 hours during a product install day and wanting to come home and collapse. Yes, there's only one kicker.
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gardenald posted:Goddammit now I have to bench the Chinese Football Dragons D/ST, thanks for nothing oxysnake I had to bench both my kickers! Thanks JONATHAN! Edit: Can I start my Gatorade bucket RB? Marshmallow Blue fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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Sep 24, 2015 13:45
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OxySnake posted:I have the Calvinball! there is no green on that eagles logo 
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:there is no green on that eagles logo Drinking a gatorade equals forfeiture.
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:there is no green on that eagles logo http://i.imgur.com/L6Ziivp.gif (Free video capture and gif converters suck for quality, but I think the point is made. That there is green on the edge of the logo.) Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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Sep 24, 2015 22:41
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He made the rule and so it is green
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So I guess I'm telling on myself? Anyway, I blanked on the rules/roster setting portion of the week (searching for new jobs is time-consuming) and ended up starting Kai Forbath. Even though he's been released, he still comes up as being on Washington. Do I get dinged for playing someone that didn't play a snap even though he's not on a roster, or do we just roll with the zero and use my other kicker slot? Baldrash fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Sep 25, 2015 14:46
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Baldrash posted:So I guess I'm telling on myself? You will either get a zero or negative points depending on if any of the currently rostered kickers score negative points. It won't end up mattering and I will probably forego doing the math depending on how close the game is since projected scores are 15-25K this week and the most negative kicker only has -340 on the season.
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That's fair, just wasn't sure if there was a difference between players without a team and those that just don't see the field. Thanks.
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Baldrash posted:That's fair, just wasn't sure if there was a difference between players without a team and those that just don't see the field. Thanks. Honestly I wasn't even going to tattle unless you beat me by some ungodly tiny margin. He's already a 0, so it wouldn't even help unless a kicker managed to score enough negative points this week to save me.
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Bad News: I forgot to start a second QB. Good News: I realized that before the rest of the games had started. Bad News: I had to pick up Jimmy Clausen. Good News: I'm starting two quarterbacks now! Bad News: One of them is Jimmy Clausen.
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Yoshifan823 posted:Bad News: I forgot to start a second QB. Better then me, I woke up in my hungover stooper, panicked and started Bradford and the Jets, violating my own Calvinball rule twice!  I am not a clever man.
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Yoshifan823 posted:Bad News: I forgot to start a second QB.  I got lucky there. Also having Pats HC doesn't hurt.
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Or Cards HC! Anywho, Slated for the most points this week. I'm curious to figure out the records of returning Calvinballers and Rookie Calvinballers to see how they stack up. Cause last year I sucked, and this year I'm 3-0
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Or Cards HC! I'm bringing down the veteran side. Only in Calvinball can I say, "Ok, all I need is 1000 points out of my QB this drive and I've got this thing!"
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New rule! New rule! Fear the orange peanut no more! Rushing yards are 0. rushing attempts are 1. Marshmallow Blue fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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Sep 29, 2015 11:48
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New Rule! New Rule! The Horrendous Space KABLOOIE! Quarterbacks everywhere are going Kablooie! Reduce QB slots from 2 to 1.
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Sep 29, 2015 14:59
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New Rule! New Rule! Go to the Hot Route! Reduce WR slots from 2 to 1.
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New Rule! New Rule! Excess ain't rebellion All points are restricted to a range from -10 to +10. Any point values which exceed that will have the decimal moved to get them to within that range.
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Week 3 Scores Standings 3-0 Aredna - It's a Magical League, Hobbes 3-0 Marshmallow Blue - All QBs are Just Sacked --- 2-1 Baldrash - Building Character 2-1 Fenrir - The Endzone is Lava 2-1 JPrime - The Noodle Incidents 2-1 KalenSC - A Philistine on the Sidewalk --- 1-2 gardenald - "Y" as in "Y do we care?" 1-2 Fight Club Sandwich - Snowgoon House of Horror 1-2 Yoshifan823 - Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink 1-2 Anubis - A Nauseous Nocturne --- 0-3 old dog child- Kaepernick Caepadick 0-3 OxySnake - Hill and Bernard IRL With the low score of 23510 for the week, Baldrash has the Calvinball
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gardenald posted:New Rule! New Rule! i followed this to the letter. 10 -> 10 11 -> 1.1 100 -> 10 300 -> 3 Marshmallow Blue posted:Or Cards HC! All the 3rd year managers are doing poorly while the 2nd year managers have winning records (except gardenald who had 2nd highest points but ran into top score). New players are doing good or very very bad.
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We're going to go from >30000 scores to <300 scores. Excellent.
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Sep 29, 2015 18:27
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New Rule! New Rule! Flex those muscles! Add another FLEX slot.
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New Rule, New Rule! Don't you dare take that... QB ints are -10. Don't give the ball to the other team.
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New Rule! New Rule! Hehehe, tight ends are butts!! 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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old dog child posted:New Rule! New Rule! Does this mean there are 2 TE spots open or 1 Flex mus be a TE?
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Oh, I want to open two TE slots. I'll clarify
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:i followed this to the letter. Yup that's what I'm going for. Keep the scores down this week gardenald fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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New Rule, New Rule! Get off my All Yards are worth 0 points Passing Yards (PY) Receiving Yards (REY) Punt Yards (PTY)
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Gonna need to see the league updated to figure out what's worth anything anymore. 
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That's the beauty of this league. But I think everything is updated except yards to 0 and QB-INTs to -10
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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Embrace Literalism All point scoring plays are worth what they're worth in an actual game. (Safeties worth 2, FGs worth 3, TDs worth 6, Points scored for Head Coach are one per)
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