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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Abel Wingnut posted:

security is insane apparently

well, 9/11 and all

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Abel Wingnut posted:

security is insane apparently

yep

https://twitter.com/caitykauffman/status/651550308699623424

:staredog:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I hope the Astros win just so it will gently caress up the ratings. gently caress the playoff schedule.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Poque posted:

well, 9/11 and all

What's 9/11? I've never heard it mentioned during a Yankees game before.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Over under on how many times Altuves height is mentioned.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
So far a good start!

*gets first batter out

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

If you check Twitter you can find photos of literally hundreds of people waiting at security.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Apparently this guy brings intangibles

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Go Astros and Tanaka

They can go score 8 in the 10th inning I guess.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

canadianclassic posted:

Apparently this guy brings intangibles

What about fundamentals?

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

And energy and hustle

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
gently caress OFF MARLINS MAN

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

Poque posted:

What about fundamentals?

The Gritometer readings.... they're.... they're off the charts....

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Poque posted:

gently caress OFF MARLINS MAN

hahaha he really is there

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

What about fundamentals?

This guys has almost no fundamentals to speak of but his intangibles are through the roof.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

the astros will swing at anything

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
i am 100% sure that if you showed up to an unrelated game and sat behind home plate in an orange visor and Marlins coat that Marlins Man would try to sue you

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Poque posted:

gently caress OFF MARLINS MAN

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Poque posted:

i am 100% sure that if you showed up to an unrelated game and sat behind home plate in an orange visor and Marlins coat that Marlins Man would try to sue you

this is A Good Idea

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Show up behind home plate dressed as a sad clown and call yourself the Maudlin Man.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

canadianclassic posted:

hahaha he really is there
of course he is, he's everywhere

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Tanaka owns and he had a pretty great year even though his ERA isn't as impressive as some other guys

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.

Drunk Canuck posted:

gently caress The Yankees

Not nearly enough of this ITT.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Tanaka just spanked the first three. :ohdear:

Don't do this to me, Astros.

Tom Toddlesworth
Nov 4, 2008

There is something profoundly erotic about the cosmos.
marlins man is my spirit animal

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

a black....steelers fan? :psyduck:

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
Jacoby "$153M" Ellsbury isn't even in the lineup? lmao

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Do that dumb slide whistle for Gardner, Yankees.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Jacoby "$153M" Ellsbury isn't even in the lineup? lmao

:lol:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

This could take a while

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Jacoby "$153M" Ellsbury isn't even in the lineup? lmao

Hanley and Panda for Ellsbury straight up.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Vertical Lime posted:

This could take a while



Money well spent. Though unless they're cheering for the Astros, I hope they never get in.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Vertical Lime posted:

This could take a while



Hahaha

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
HEEEEY YO!!!!!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Sup Alex

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
How many consecutive ARod Ks will it take before Yankee fans resume booing him?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Awwww I miss Valbuena.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

it'll probably be like the music festival i went to this summer:

everyone waits in line for 4 hours missing everything and when they realize how pissed off people are they just open the floodgates and stop checking, thus nullifying all of their security measures

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Poque posted:

How many consecutive ARod Ks will it take before Yankee fans resume booing him?

1

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
When the Jays clinched I was like "hah, now I get to relax while all the Yankee fans get to stress over a play-in game," now here I am still anxious as poo poo. gently caress Baseball.

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