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I don't think there's enough time left in this charade to shave and regrow a healthy bush to get a response.
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Gryphon0468 posted:Because endeavor is the name of the new Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:19
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PseudoFaux posted:I don't think there's enough time left in this charade to shave and regrow a healthy bush to get a response. shave it, and glue it back on..
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Oct 7, 2015 14:22
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SneakyFrog posted:shave it, and glue it back on.. Think that instant hair shaker works on pubes?
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Oct 7, 2015 14:24
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A sloppy gooey mess of glued on pubes. Yes. Do it. You must. For science.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:25
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Oct 7, 2015 14:27
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SneakyFrog posted:shave it, and glue it back on.. Just do a stop-motion-style time lapse of you shaving it off and then play it in reverse. Edit: You see, pube-chat is both more interesting and entertaining than the current iteration of Star Citizen. FooF fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Oct 7, 2015 |
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Oct 7, 2015 14:27
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LCL-Dead posted:A sloppy gooey mess of glued on pubes. Yes. Do it. You must. I will retweet the gently caress out of it.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:28
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FooF posted:Just do a stop-motion-style time lapse of you shaving it off and then play it in reverse. thats even better
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Xaerael posted:Gotcha. Dammit, I had to go back and check cause I thought heaven's gate had posted something good.
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PseudoFaux posted:I don't think there's enough time left in this charade to shave and regrow a healthy bush to get a response. send this video to Sandi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG2MdSrOKys
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Oct 7, 2015 14:29
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Lmao gently caress this thread
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Oct 7, 2015 14:40
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Let's compromise. Set your pubes on fire.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:41
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Then douse them in pubby tears.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:41
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Made a bingo card for people going to citcon...
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Oct 7, 2015 14:43
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"Sandi mentions her non-white friend" I laughed too hard at this.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:45
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I genuinely feel sorry for the people who dropped $10,000 on this ~~game~~, emptying out 401k's, using student loans for it, etc. They hoped to be getting SpaceHeaven 2.0, but it wouldn't surprise me if CIG completely crashes at this point. Having read all the Escapist articles, it may not be 100% true, but it seems drat close. And you should glue other people's pubes on to your face. Sandi would love that and definitely give you your refund.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:45
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LCL-Dead posted:"Sandi mentions her non-white friend" I guess it's not a good sign that "everything goes smoothly" made me chuckle.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:46
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https://m.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3nsmay/official_new_corvo_missing_family_post/ "I am a PC game" should be changed to "I am a PnP RPG"
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Oct 7, 2015 14:48
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MoraleHazard posted:I genuinely feel sorry for the people who dropped $10,000 on this ~~game~~, emptying out 401k's, using student loans for it, etc. I really cant. Its just mindboggling to me that anyone could. MoraleHazard posted:And you should glue other people's pubes on to your face. Sandi would love that and definitely give you your refund. However this is also a good option. A pube lesnick beard for the double whammy.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:49
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RuckusRouser posted:https://m.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3nsmay/official_new_corvo_missing_family_post/ PnP JPG.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:50
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What's actually kinda funny about people talking about gluing pubes to various body parts... In the theatrical makeup industry, you can't beat someone's old beard glued to a sponge as a fake beard/stubble stippler.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:50
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Doctor Butts posted:Too Many Time, Too Many Money and Too Many Passion. And not much love to go round.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:55
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Xaerael posted:Both groups of fans are idiots? At least buttcoiners lost only 75% of their money.
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Oct 7, 2015 14:56
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Just make a short video modelling your merkin, duh.  -sized http://imgur.com/kbwo8Vz
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Oct 7, 2015 15:00
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Ok, unless Chris is insane, can you imagine the stress he's enduring right now? With all the talk about mis-management, his wife and kids, money being mis-used (or outright stolen), screwed up HR practices, lawsuits, refund requests, AND NO VISIBLE PROGRESS ON THE ACTUAL GAME. I can only imagine he's operating of a couple of hours of sleep a day and is hell to be around right now (double that for his wife, Sandi). The reversal of fortunes must be pretty bad too. When this thing started he was literally treated like a king wherever he went. Gifts were given, praise flowed freely, love and adulation. Now? It's all crashing down on him.
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Oct 7, 2015 15:01
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 Most damning tweet yet. fake edit: from the ex-team lead of Wow
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Oct 7, 2015 15:01
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FOUR MORE YEARS!
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Hamburger Test posted:And not much love to go round. This is a land of confusion. This is the 'verse we live in (whoaaah) And these are the jpegs we're given (whoah) Sell them and let's start trying (whoaaah) To make up for all that we have lost
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Oct 7, 2015 15:03
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Gryphon0468 posted:Description as follows: Espera Prowler – Named after the UPE military designation, the Prowler is a modernized version of the infamous Tevarin boarding craft from the First Tevarin War. With the recent discovery of the lost Tevarin planet in Kabal System, Espera’s engineers were given unmitigated access to examine the preserved ships found in several of the caches, before meticulously recreating the design choices. The Sentinel’s effectiveness as a rapid personnel deployment vehicle was mainly due to its silence. The boarding was constructed using a variety of techniques to minimize its signatures and get close to unsuspecting vessels before quickly deploying their boarders via EVA. With the updated Prowler model, you will find the perfect fusion of two culture: the elegance and effectiveness of the Tevarin war machine combined with the reliability of modern UEE technology. (While lacking some of the upgrades of the modern version, vintage Tevarin-built Prowlers restored for modern spaceflight are prized by owners lucky enough to locate them.) That sure is a lot of fluff, is there a game to go with it?
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Eonwe posted:Lmao gently caress this thread You should never have given it up fellow elephant.
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no_recall posted:
This dude uses the term SJW seriously btw
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Oct 7, 2015 15:08
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It's just kind of sinking in how insane it is that they hired Gary Oldman for this space videogame. It's unfathomable.
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Oct 7, 2015 15:10
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In the Gor-Bl'orth constellation, where Kerullian pirates kill and rape (but never rob), there is a planet called T'lot-Benach. From this planet come the fiercest space warriors in the whole known 'verse. Their wills were forged in the second war for Caratt-Al, their bodies were forever changed with the Forbidden Tech by the immortal Lord Fig-Natugh, and their minds are warped with anger and rage. The only thing that prevents them from taking over the system is that there is no loving game where this lore exists. They only exist inside of this stupid post. They are not real in any sense of the word, no matter how much you stretch it.
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Asema posted:This dude uses the term SJW seriously btw Star Jitizen Whale.
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Gryphon0468 posted:https://cloudimperiumgames.com/jobs Because they're idiots.
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no_recall posted:
This is coming from the worst game developer boss ever, you'd think it would lend credibility, but this guy legit thought spending $3 million on a lovely bus was a GOOD IDEA.
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Wookie Bouquet posted:This is coming from the worst game developer boss ever, you'd think it would lend credibility, but this guy legit thought spending $3 million on a lovely bus was a GOOD IDEA. Sounds like he's perfect for estimating how much money Croberts would need piss into the wind to finish the game.
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spacetoaster posted:Ok, unless Chris is insane, can you imagine the stress he's enduring right now? Well at least that espresso machine is being put to some use.
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Asema posted:This dude uses the term SJW seriously btw Does it stop what he's saying to be the truth though? Im seeing some otherwise reasonable people bending over because they cannot fathom the possibility that a GGer or whatever has the common sense to point out that this game cannot be completed with the amount of money they have and at the pace they are going. Its basically a ponzi scheme where the new funds are being used to finance things that should have been finished a year ago. Eventually the well is going to dry up and some features and jpgs will never be finalized and hopefully its not one of features or ships you wanted because lol.
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