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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dante80 posted:

Half of the people they are showing in that video either got fired or quit.

The joys of modular development

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The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Framed jpeg. That's a wrap guys!

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
So when do they start piping the gas into the room?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
this owns

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
I preferred that ED thing where they trolled David Braben.

Pity Party Animal
Jul 23, 2006

Roflan posted:

This is going to be nothing but a bunch of self aggrandizing, isn't it?

SO far that seems to be the purpose of this infomercial

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I like how so far all they've done is shown 'look at all the poo poo we've bought with your money'

Not even a peek at the game

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

dear god this is madness

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
this guy loves his lovely 90's electonica

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Dante80 posted:

Half of the people they are showing in that video either got fired or quit.

For the next Con they will have edited all those guys out. Like in those old Stalin photos.

Synchronized
Jul 24, 2011
Tick Tock.
Congratulations on not having jobs guys.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat
Holy poo poo, this is real. "Commander Roberts come in!" :smith:

Oh holy poo poo the music and footage, it really is like a cult.

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Roflan posted:

This is going to be nothing but a bunch of self aggrandizing, isn't it?

When you have no actual product that's pretty much all you can do so yeah.

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer
"Best in Class Website"

Ghosts Love Wubs
Oct 9, 2009
How many bloody webshows does a game development need? It seems like such a waste of time, money and energy.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Matlock Birthmark posted:

So, this wasn't a resignation. So the start of Star Citizen Con was a spoken homage to Sandi. Complete with someone handing her flowers after her tearful speech.

Holy poo poo!

i cant even

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


This whole thing would be more explainable if it was all shot with Chris as a new Steve Coogan character.

Pity Party Animal
Jul 23, 2006

Iron Tusk posted:

"Best in Class Website"

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

Goddamn it I missed the Sandi speech. Someone have a link to it? It sounds insane.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


of course they needed to show the lovely helmet flip

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

A Neurotic Jew posted:

I think they'll probably just refer to it as a resignation speech afterwards.

Sandi's resignation wasn't finished so they just released a tech demo.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
"REMEMBER HELMET????"

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Hahaha, I can't loving believe this. There has been less than a minute of anything resembling a game

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Ahaha, the bloody helmet.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

shadow puppet of a posted:

This whole thing would be more explainable if it was all shot with Chris as a new Steve Coogan character.

Seriously want to see this now

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
WHERE THE gently caress IS THE GAMEPLAY CRIZZLE

what the gently caress kind of promo video for a gem dev company not have GAMEPLAY?

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
This is all the stupid poo poo we failed at over the last 4 years. keep giving us money

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

shadow puppet of a posted:

You'd have to know the content, tone and full timing of that speech if you were going to "spontaneously" give someone flowers in the middle of it.

That's like some Stalinist poo poo right there.



drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat
Geez, they opened an office in Germany? Why?

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

Comrade Flynn posted:

Goddamn it I missed the Sandi speech. Someone have a link to it? It sounds insane.

Imagine Halle Berry but less convincing.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Welcome to the office!

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


This is boring as gently caress

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
T

Agrajag posted:

WHERE THE gently caress IS THE GAMEPLAY CRIZZLE

They didn't get HERE by making a playable game.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


January 2016: David Braben unveils full first person CQB combat and cooperative multicrew gameplay with a revised thousand simultaneous player netcode per instance, releases 2 weeks later on the dot to great acclaim

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

drkeiscool posted:

Geez, they opened an office in Germany? Why?

Taxes. Germany is an awesome tax haven for Europe offices.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

:stoke:
:qqsay: I'm the best.

SirViver
Oct 22, 2008

quote:

Kandarihu: We're not a cult. We're a fandom. And we're under attack by corrupt elements of the gaming press.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
look at how many studios i setup globally without making a game

imperialparadox
Apr 17, 2012

Don't tell me no one has told the girl she isn't exactly human!

Agrajag posted:

WHERE THE gently caress IS THE GAMEPLAY CRIZZLE

Did you not see the helmet flip? Were you not impressed?

90 million dollars.

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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
They have nothing. Absolutely nothing. Calling it.

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