Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

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xanif: Nov 3, 2010; Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.; Oven Wrangler

Jesus christ these graphics are awful and they couldn't even get the audio right in their scripted tech demo.

Dafuq.

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GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Thats KOTOR levels of graphic, but looking cheaper because it does not accept it's limitations and wants to be something more.

Really sad.

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AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

I'm the terrible Irish accent.

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treizebee: Dec 30, 2011; Stage 3 oil injection

Is this a fan made video?

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Rudager: Apr 29, 2008

un-synched, textures look like poo poo, the "acting" is awkward as gently caress.

Yep, seems like a Wing Commander game.

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Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

drkeiscool posted:

his hair changed colors

hes a space wizard

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Rockybar: Sep 3, 2008

40-Degree Day posted:

is it out of sync for anyone else?

he said there were some 'issues'

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Hamburger Test: Jul 2, 2007; Sure hope this works!

Chalks posted:

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BluestreakBTHR: Oct 2, 2015; Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.; Grimey Drawer

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Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

40-Degree Day posted:

is it out of sync for anyone else?

Christ Roberts said that it was

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Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Why does the main character walk like he needs a really big poo poo?

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is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Chalks posted:

hahahaha holy poo poo

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KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Where the gently caress is everyone's shadows

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Chin: Dec 12, 2005; GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

I want to be the guy crouching on a wing looking at sparks.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

This is really awful.

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Astrobastard: Dec 31, 2008; Winky Face

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AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

treizebee posted:

Is this a fan made video?

No those have been better.

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trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Holy poo poo! The performance! They must be running some mammoth machine to be able to render that crap.

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Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

Chalks posted:

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Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Mein Eyes! posted:

Why would anyone... anyone... want 10 hours of cutscenes?

Yeah why would a super failed Hollywood director want to shoot a fmv game

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I will say that the lighting does actually look decent

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Dapper Dan: Dec 16, 2004; Can't post for 3 years!

People in the chat are like 'It looks good for an alpha' and yelling at people its an alpha.

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Cheston: Jul 17, 2012; (he's got a good thing going)

That speech cutscene's cinematography felt like it was from 2002. Like, Halo 1 had fewer tracking pans than that.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

BluestreakBTHR posted:

welcome to something awful

you seem to fit in okay here, soj ust be a bit more of a dick and you'll fit in

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A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Chalks posted:

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WastedJoker: Oct 29, 2011; Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

The head movement is being done by click and drag.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Chalks posted:

holy loving :laffo:

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Berious: Nov 13, 2005

This might have been impressive before half like 2 came out

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frajaq: Jan 30, 2009; #acolyte GM of 2014

This isn't worth the money

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beze: Sep 7, 2005; Now! With 25% More Stupid!

Gonkish posted:

I guess his years of making barely functional poo poo have given him a sort of "crap-dar" that allows him to detect other monumental failures.

This is what he wanted Battlecruiser 3000 to be.

Slightly off topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqvDt13d--8

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Rockybar: Sep 3, 2008

Is the player seven foot tall or something

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

why is the camera so loving stiff

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Nice teeth

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Tikal: Nov 14, 2008

Astrobastard posted:

someone photoshop derek smarts' head being flicked off

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AvatarOfBolrog: Oct 6, 2015; Can't post for 2 years!

Dapper Dan posted:

I remember when Watchdogs bragged about its script. Look how that turned out.

Not to worry, CIG has contracted George R.R. Martin to edit that script down to a manageable size, right after he finishes books 6 and 7 of A Song of Ice and Fire. This will however cost them 30 million dollars.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Goddamnit all those loving Limeys.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

AP posted:

I'm the terrible Irish accent.

It's Scottish. And it's obviously real, if a bit toned down to be understandable.

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ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

is it just me, or is there no AO or shadows on the floor? Which kinda looks weird with massive spaceships, considerin they're meant to be super uber pc graphics.

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Ghosts Love Wubs: Oct 9, 2009

I'm the unearthly glowing white teeth

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G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

i can't do this drat gif. sadly.

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