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Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Three-Phase posted:

Just need to check something here... am I correct that these wierdos (caution: link contains astronomical amounts of cringe) spent over $1000 on a virtual spaceship?! :catstare:

They each spent a grand on the surgery to become a puppet. The ship is nothing.

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Wafflz posted:

Why does a game that doesn't exist do 400 tickets a day? Even if everyone who played AC submitted a ticket every day it wouldn't add up to that.

The game is having pictures in your hangar on a website and because they constantly did this fake limited time only ship sale stuff to get panic buying, they had to sort out lots of issues afterwards, such as "I couldn't afford to give you $250 last week, can I give it to you now?", "Sure", "you're the best game support ever".

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Three-Phase posted:

Just need to check something here... am I correct that these wierdos (caution: link contains astronomical amounts of cringe) spent over $1000 on a virtual spaceship?! :catstare:

Is supposed to be parody? Is this real? Like -- people are doing this and not being funny or ironic?

No matter the answer, they all horrify me.

Darkpriest667
Feb 2, 2015

I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

D_Smart posted:

Truth be told, I'm not. I have better things to do with my time. I backed this project in 2012 because, like ED, I wanted to see it succeed and at the fidelity promised.

So this begs the question: What do you think of Elite: Dangerous? I played Frontier and liked it a lot. I love E:D. I honestly felt like BC 3000 was a spiritual successor to First Encounters (Elite 3)

CashEnsign
Feb 7, 2015

Kimsemus posted:

Is supposed to be parody? Is this real? Like -- people are doing this and not being funny or ironic?

No matter the answer, they all horrify me.

I cross posted the vid to Reddit but I think the mods insta-blocked it. Can't find it under "new."

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Octal posted:

Sorry to go off topic, but what is idris?

It's a jpeg of a ship.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Octal posted:

Sorry to go off topic, but what is idris?

A pretty big JPEG.
http://starcitizens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Idris_Sale_01.jpg

Three-Phase posted:

Well, if nothing else this makes me feel much better about only giving $30 to the morons making DayZ.

Wait, are there spaceships that cost >$1000USD? :dogbutton:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Combos/The-Completionist-Digital

Darkpriest667 posted:

So this begs the question: What do you think of Elite: Dangerous? I played Frontier and liked it a lot. I love E:D. I honestly felt like BC 3000 was a spiritual successor to First Encounters (Elite 3)

If you played (and liked) Elite 2/3, you should definitely check out Elite 4.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Kimsemus posted:

Is supposed to be parody? Is this real? Like -- people are doing this and not being funny or ironic?

No matter the answer, they all horrify me.


https://robertsspaceindustries.com/orgs/ZOO

quote:

Welcome to the ZOO!. Animals of all types are welcome. Technically we are a furry group but it makes no difference who you are, We are here to have some fun exploring and trading (escorting/protecting them also) – and all the unique experiences that will entail!

The Zoo has always been a home for critters and animals of all types. Up until recently it was without order and for a thousand, thousand years it was quite a disorganized messy place! But alas, the calling of a fearless leader has arrived and the job has been humbly taken by none other than….. Kheetah!…. The cheetah. No animals need to fear anymore because the fuzzy paws of Kheetah (and his uber intelligent gazelle, Chopstick) will guide every furry thing to something….. better! Yes, Kheetah may not look like a leader type, but once you hear that authoritative squeak, you know he means business! With brave officers assisting Kheetahs command, the Zoo will certainly be a new oasis for all furry animals alike!

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/citizens/Kheetah

I squeak, deal with it.

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Oct 13, 2015

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if you can't afford the ships in Star Citizen Ive found a solution

Right click on your desktop
Go to New -> Folder
Right Click on the Folder -> Rename "Hangar"
Drag and drop photos of spaceships into the folder

Setting up a paypal for donations in a min

Darkpriest667
Feb 2, 2015

I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

LCL-Dead posted:

I started trying to catch up with this thread at 0700 this morning. It's now past noon and, after checking, I'm still 4000 and some change behind.

Is there a good summary of CitizenCon I can get somewhere that's not reddit? (Or if Reddit is the only source, can it get PM'd to me? Reddit is blocked at work)

Did they release any new dates or ideas?

I saw the Gary Oldman trailer and it felt weak as gently caress to me and the 2.0 preview they played through, while it had some promising elements, also looked weak as gently caress. How do you spend years and years on getting the animations just right but your character's can't even point in the right direction while walking? The jittering from the turret gunner's POV was also annoying as poo poo.

Any word on if the Redeemer will be featured in 2.0 or are they still releasing pretty much only the Constellation and Retaliator?

I am now on day 18 of waiting for my refund. It has been 13 days since CIG has responded to an email.

e: According to my hangar I've spent $740 on the game but I believe most of it was taking other people's money or ships and upgrading them to LTI way back when that was still possible. Counting the one ship in my hangar and the items I bought for the hangar I may have about $350 worth of assets.

I literally started hysterically laughing after reading htis. You poor bastard. You can't sleep on this thread or it becomes unmanageable.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Octal posted:

Sorry to go off topic, but what is idris?

It's a Star Citizen space ship that either cost $1000 or $1250, depending if you bought the P or M version.

Since Star Citizen Patch V0.9.1 on September 30th 2014 it's been affected by a nasty bug.

quote:

Idris’s that spawn in hangar are currently invisible and have no collision

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

theultimo posted:

Gamefaqs says hi

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Three-Phase posted:

Well, if nothing else this makes me feel much better about only giving $30 to the morons making DayZ.

Wait, are there spaceships that cost >$1000USD? :dogbutton:

there are people with multiple ships that cost over $1000

lol

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Darkpriest667 posted:

I literally started hysterically laughing after reading htis. You poor bastard. You can't sleep on this thread or it becomes unmanageable.

Seriously every night since Saturday I've woken up and there's 500 new posts in this thread and something glorious has happened.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

AP posted:

Since Star Citizen Patch V0.9.1 on September 30th 2014 it's been affected by a nasty bug.

~*~STAR CITIZEN~*~ posted:

Idris’s that spawn in hangar are currently invisible and have no collision

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
What is the purpose of carrier ships in this fake game? Do small craft have reduced range? Do they spawn ships if you die?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Sillybones posted:

What is the purpose of carrier ships in this fake game? Do small craft have reduced range? Do they spawn ships if you die?

the developers can charge more money for them

otherwise, they developers dont know because good luck getting more than 10 people in a loving session without everything making GBS threads out on you (or in the case of the vid from citcon, 8 people on a LAN)

Darkpriest667
Feb 2, 2015

I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.



Dante you know me from OCN, I am the one that STARTED the official Elite: Dangerous Thread. I've played probably 150 hours of the damned game and it's fun as gently caress.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Three-Phase posted:

Just need to check something here... am I correct that these wierdos (caution: link contains astronomical amounts of cringe) spent over $1000 on a virtual spaceship?! :catstare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmCeqhvs8Us

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0k97nGC4rM

Recoome fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Oct 13, 2015

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Sillybones posted:

What is the purpose of carrier ships in this fake game? Do small craft have reduced range? Do they spawn ships if you die?

Conspicuous consumption I would guess.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Sillybones posted:

What is the purpose of carrier ships in this fake game? Do small craft have reduced range? Do they spawn ships if you die?

Do you think the developers know? Because they have said they don't...yet.

In other news, RSI forums finds out about the Companies House

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/289942/foundry-42-concerns

From this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRghJQtQopM

Darkpriest667 posted:

Dante you know me from OCN, I am the one that STARTED the official Elite: Dangerous Thread. I've played probably 150 hours of the damned game and it's fun as gently caress.

Yes, derped. I remember you..XD

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Oct 13, 2015

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Sillybones posted:

What is the purpose of carrier ships in this fake game? Do small craft have reduced range? Do they spawn ships if you die?

Originally it was because small ships lack jump drives of their own to jump between star systems. But large ships require some kind of Vespene Gas or some poo poo to jump systems themselves, or something.

gently caress if I know, they've changed it like 50000 times.

imperialparadox
Apr 17, 2012

Don't tell me no one has told the girl she isn't exactly human!

So wait, they are comparing SQ42 to Ryse...Ryse which had like what, six different characters (identical enemies over and over)?

...and they are touting having 15 characters, each of which takes about a year to complete...am I reading this right?

...so...how long is it going to take them to create all the crew required for SQ42? What about the Persistent Universe, which is supposed to have hundreds of systems full of people? Are all these NPC's going to be crafted to that level of detail, or are important NPC's going to look fancy and generic NPC's are going to look much crappier in comparison?

Answer: This game is never coming out.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Sillybones posted:

What is the purpose of carrier ships in this fake game? Do small craft have reduced range? Do they spawn ships if you die?

they havent figured out a reason why anyone would want to be in a ship's turret in this game much less anything more complicated

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

imperialparadox posted:

So wait, they are comparing SQ42 to Ryse...Ryse which had like what, six different characters (identical enemies over and over)?

...and they are touting having 15 characters, each of which takes about a year to complete...am I reading this right?

...so...how long is it going to take them to create all the crew required for SQ42? What about the Persistent Universe, which is supposed to have hundreds of systems full of people? Are all these NPC's going to be crafted to that level of detail, or are important NPC's going to look fancy and generic NPC's are going to look much crappier in comparison?

Answer: This game is never coming out.

Unless I'm just dumb (I might be)

Why wouldn't you create a base model and then allow deep customization by swapping a hundred or so parts, like most MMOs do? Wouldn't this be much easier since you're having to generate (supposedly) like thousands of NPCs for your PU?

Wouldn't that be easier? Or are they spending more time on one character than it takes for a real human to birth an actual baby with unique features?

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

Malleovic posted:

Sean Tracy commented on some concerns about the Bishop speech and SQ42 demo in this thread:

Link to post

Link to post

Why the gently caress does a game where the primary thing you're doing is sitting in a cockpit looking out at space need so much effort put into the faces of the characters?

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Three-Phase posted:

Well, there's a cheetah that may have a significant intellectual disability, and a blue dog... and apparently they bought a $1000 spaceship that doesn't even exist. :stare:

You have to see the positive side.

Buying a $1000 spaceship that doesn't even exist is honestly better than buying $2500 spaceships that also do not exist.

Or a 15k+ package chock-full of non-existent spaceships.


Sillybones posted:

What is the purpose of carrier ships in this fake game? Do small craft have reduced range? Do they spawn ships if you die?

Nobody knows! not even the developers! I mean, look at the totally realistic "plans" about "mining" they have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iroudUFGFM

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Kimsemus posted:

Unless I'm just dumb (I might be)

Why wouldn't you create a base model and then allow deep customization by swapping a hundred or so parts, like most MMOs do? Wouldn't this be much easier since you're having to generate (supposedly) like thousands of NPCs for your PU?

Wouldn't that be easier? Or are they spending more time on one character than it takes for a real human to birth an actual baby with unique features?

Those are super important level supreme NPCs, that are actually VOed and MOCAPed by hollywood actors. The plebs are getting the standard NPC treatment.

If you are asking why...then Chris Roberts.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat

Rudager posted:

Why the gently caress does a game where the primary thing you're doing is sitting in a cockpit looking out at space need so much effort put into the faces of the characters?

For the 10 hours of cutscenes.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

holy lol

forums.somethingawful.gov.uk

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



can't figure out if .gov.uk address is legitimate, doesn't hesitate to shill for a developer who misses their release dates by years

hey siphon if you're reading this, you're a loving retard

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

drkeiscool posted:

For the 10 hours of cutscenes.

And 120 hours of mocap footage.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

The mental gymnastics. It's no "That's weird and concerning, but I guess there is a good explanation". Instead we just bend reality until it fits our worldview. (not unlike swedish meatballs)

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

".gov.uk sounds fishy to me"

:laffo:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

trucutru posted:

Or a 15k+ package chock-full of non-existent spaceships.

That's an economy car... or even a down payment on a small house... :psyduck:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I'm glad of those furries because they made an autistic kid come out of his shell and that is a good

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
Why can't the uk afford a .com domain? Stop posting FUD.

Malleovic
Sep 8, 2007

OMGGG you could've tripped and DIED

Dante80 posted:

Those are super important level supreme NPCs, that are actually VOed and MOCAPed by hollywood actors. The plebs are getting the standard NPC treatment.

If you are asking why...then Chris Roberts.

This I think.

Chris mentioned something like this during CitCon, something about different "levels" of NPC detail but I can't exactly recall. Take that for what it's worth.

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Dante80
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