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Look Under The Rock
Oct 20, 2007

you can't take the sky from me

Meinberg posted:

Keep an eye out for my upcoming game: Clearcutter's Mafia, where everyone is a stump!

Actually: deforestation Mafialike (more like werewolf) -- everyone plays as a tree, one scum lumberjack. Nobody dies, but the lumberjack can turn one player into a stump per night.

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Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop

Look Under The Rock posted:

Actually: deforestation Mafialike (more like werewolf) -- everyone plays as a tree, one scum lumberjack. Nobody dies, but the lumberjack can turn one player into a stump per night.
Town Lorax, brutal Cop.

3rd Party Trump, survivor, immune to the lumberjack (Can't stump the Trump), can permanently shut up one stump per night (build a hotel over it)

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Look Under The Rock posted:

Actually: deforestation Mafialike (more like werewolf) -- everyone plays as a tree, one scum lumberjack. Nobody dies, but the lumberjack can turn one player into a stump per night.

Amoeba102 posted:

One player is the lumberjack and turns players into stumps.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you what onion article you are

(These are likely to be insulting, hopefully in a friendly way)

I want to be late to the party.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you what onion article you are

(These are likely to be insulting, hopefully in a friendly way)

HELLO

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

Lumpen posted:

Town Lorax, brutal Cop.

3rd Party Trump, survivor, immune to the lumberjack (Can't stump the Trump), can permanently shut up one stump per night (build a hotel over it)

This post made me laugh irl. Thanks for that Lumpen :)

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I'm thinking about running story mafia. Everyone has to post in the third person and have a fiction-based (as in literary, not lying) arc in their posts.

I'm sure I could think of some additional things to make the game smoother. I just like the idea of having people post as if they were writing something, not just talking shop.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

BottleKnight posted:

I'm thinking about running story mafia. Everyone has to post in the third person and have a fiction-based (as in literary, not lying) arc in their posts.

I'm sure I could think of some additional things to make the game smoother. I just like the idea of having people post as if they were writing something, not just talking shop.

presign me

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I want to go to the park and do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Ngfwr41U4

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Five to house and I'm actually in the house, phoneposting because I've got nothing to do until the top. So bored.

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004


Allen Wren posted:

Five to house and I'm actually in the house, phoneposting because I've got nothing to do until the top. So bored.

It will be good to have you back at trivia when you can.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

DuckHuntDog posted:

It will be good to have you back at trivia when you can.

Probably next week. In the meantime, come to the show!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I have an intense desire to watch a whole bunch of Say Yes to the Dress and I have no idea why help!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

I have an intense desire to watch a whole bunch of Say Yes to the Dress and I have no idea why help!

Don't do it Asiina! Don't do it!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'm just gonna watch one episode and maybe that will help.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I can quit any time I want!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Just Say No to the dress Asiina!!!!!

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004


Allen Wren posted:

Probably next week. In the meantime, come to the show!

I might try for tomorrow night.

Asiina posted:

I have an intense desire to watch a whole bunch of Say Yes to the Dress and I have no idea why help!

Do not succumb to such evil.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I like seeing the incredible completely overpriced dresses, and also people freaking out that this dress is amazing and she loves it in every way but maybe it's not the PERFECT DRESS EVER OMG WHAT WILL I DO!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
This episode is about what happens when the bride has two conflicting visions of what her ~perfect dress~ has to look like.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Someone just bought a $9000 dress. She liked the $3k one but her dad said it showed too much cleavage (it barely showed anything) so she got a different one.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

That 6k could be the difference between an open and a cash bar!

I don't know how much an open bar costs.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Also while I have Mostly Quit Drinking this is a good tip for y'all:

If you're at an open bar and you want to get good stuff, one your first visit to the bar tip the bartender a 10 or 20. You'll get nice pours all night and, if you're lucky, some good stock at the end of the evening.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Oh no it is a double episode.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

Oh no it is a double episode.

Asiina save yourself! Get out while you can!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

CCKeane posted:

That 6k could be the difference between an open and a cash bar!

I don't know how much an open bar costs.

Definitely several thousand. My friends had an open bar and the bartender just kept the register open with one long bill all night. I happened to see the current total about 2/3rds of the way through the night and it was around $3k.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Haha this episode has one of those families that runs around in the back with all the dresses and barges into the changing rooms because they have no boundaries.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

CCKeane posted:

Also while I have Mostly Quit Drinking this is a good tip for y'all:

If you're at an open bar and you want to get good stuff, one your first visit to the bar tip the bartender a 10 or 20. You'll get nice pours all night and, if you're lucky, some good stock at the end of the evening.

What! Don't you like beer a Whole Lot. What happened.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Drinking is bad and dumb so good for quitting!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Pinterest Mom posted:

What! Don't you like beer a Whole Lot. What happened.

I still like beer A Whole Lot but I got blasted on Sunday and missed work Monday, and I don't like missing work for poo poo, so I'm taking a break.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
This woman has tried on 50 dresses. She wants to look like a sexy angel.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

This woman has tried on 50 dresses. She wants to look like a sexy angel.

Too bad the sexiest angel is Raphael. THOSE ABS.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Update: She ended up leaving without buying a dress.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Asiina posted:

Drinking is bad and dumb so good for quitting!

"These grapes are fermented anyway" - Asiina, 2015.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
Just Say No To Say Yes To The Dress!

It's like Keane's joke but with slightly better syntax.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Haha, the woman's family who barged in to make her try on a dress she didn't want, when she obliged them and was like "it's actually kinda pretty" they both said they hated it.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I don't like the idea of going dress shopping with your family unless someone in the family is paying for the dress/wedding. You should just go with some female friends who have more practical concerns in addition to telling you if something really is trash.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
This other person is getting married in 6 months and they are freaking out that there is no way that it'll be ready in time.

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
My entire wedding budget (not counting engagement ring) was about $200, and $50 of that went to charity because we got married on Valentine's Day at the courthouse and they were donating the fees to the American Heart Association. It was nice. Have no regrets.

Met, proposed exactly 3 months later, married 1 month after that, baby 9 months after that. Efficient.

Lumpen fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Oct 23, 2015

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Okay one more episode that was fun. I will continue livetweeting the show.

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