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Intruder posted:Banter is Booty We need Big E to rule on this.
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I'm not usually as critical as David Shoemaker's Grantland stuff as others on here, but Jesus is his article today a flying nothing. "WWE needs to make more stars. Here is a list of dudes." The vapid content wouldn't be so bad if the writing wasn't also really bad and dumb: re: Cesaro: quote:He’s a darling of the wrestling Internet, and his popularity has been spreading over the past year. WWE seems to have found the right track for him — sort of a low-key variation on the Reigns rehabilitation campaign, in which Cesaro wrestles in good showcase matches and inches up the ladder at a pace steady enough to quiet WWE’s crankiest fans. Kevin Owens: quote:But I don’t want to underestimate Owens. Hell, at the rate he’s selling T-shirts and making squash matches watchable, he could be the new Hulk Hogan. CM Punk: quote:I’m totally kidding. Punk’s not coming back. But that you didn’t just close your browser window proves my point. Dean Ambrose: quote:there’s no denying that Ambrose possesses a rare quality [Reigns and Rollins] both lack: pure star power. Although Ambrose seems listless at times in his midcard feuds, his move set borders on corny, and some of his promos lean on prop comedy to an unsettling degree, there’s no denying that when he’s standing alone in the ring with a microphone and real purpose, Ambrose captivates the crowd with an Austin/Rock level of charisma. I mean, what even is this??
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He's attempting to pander to everyone who calls him out for being bad and incorrect but also not sure how to write anything that isn't just "Triple H is great, I liked it when he bodyslammed Andre the Giant in front of 160,000 North Koreans"
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Oct 28, 2015 23:30
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ok thats it, ambrose is poo poo now, jfc
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Oct 29, 2015 00:32
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You look stupid! Clap clap clapclapclap
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Oct 29, 2015 00:42
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That's dumb. Nobody would even get over
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Oct 29, 2015 01:24
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are they all watching at like 75 degree angles
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Oct 29, 2015 05:17
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e: eh this was dumb and while that makes it appropriate for this thread, eh
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Oct 29, 2015 07:24
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look somebody having a fantasy of being forced to suck sheamus dick is not in fact a stupid fan opinion, but a creepy fan fantasy.
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Oct 30, 2015 06:12
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On the other hand its perfectly understandable
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Oct 30, 2015 16:10
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Imagine the banter while you're jacking that hog
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Oct 30, 2015 16:12
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flashy_mcflash posted:Imagine the banter while you're jacking that hog David Cameron watches wrestling?
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Oct 30, 2015 17:28
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The Brogue Dick
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Oct 30, 2015 17:52
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Intruder posted:The Brogue Dick All you hear after you're done is White Noise
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Oct 30, 2015 18:09
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Intruder posted:The Brogue Dick
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Oct 30, 2015 18:32
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Intruder posted:The Brogue Dick 
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Oct 30, 2015 19:55
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Oh god I just noticed the silhouette. 
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Oct 31, 2015 00:46
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I wondered what Vacant had been up to
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Sad news:
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Nov 5, 2015 01:00
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 Probably half the rosters multi-year deals as well
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Five for $40? Why for the same price I could pay a hooker to thumb a shite into my eyes.
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Surprised none of them said the classic moron line: "who buys DVDs anymore"
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Nov 6, 2015 19:48
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Blu Ray or streaming can't be messing with dvds anymore tbh
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Nov 6, 2015 20:59
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Chris James 2 posted:Surprised none of them said the classic moron line: "who buys DVDs anymore" Get with the times gramps having your own home streaming server owns. Death to all physical media users.
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Nov 7, 2015 12:43
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neonbregna posted:Get with the times gramps having your own home streaming server owns. Death to all physical media users. This but unironically.
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It is a fact that TNA female wrestlers are pure http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1110/603680/taryn-terrell-on-becoming-a-born-again-christian/
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Nov 12, 2015 01:40
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Haha oh god of course she wouldn't want to damage that lucrative deal she has with a basically non-existant promotion
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Nov 12, 2015 02:01
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 You'd think she had accepted Big Dave as her savior.
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Nov 12, 2015 02:07
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I fully agree she should go to TNA. Even if TNA is dead. She should just go there.
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She shows up in Nashville, buildings everywhere are condemned, windows boarded, the one person she can find angrily says "There ain't no wrasslin' company here, and there never were! Now git!"
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Electric Lady posted:
I won't believe that until she has a Don Muraco malfunction
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Nov 12, 2015 16:56
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 All great ideas. Dress up Shaun Ricker as He-Man. TJ Porkins.
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That seems really stupid in a vacuum, but Eli Drake really does wear a He-Man-inspired leather harness to the ring
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DynamiteKidd posted:That seems really stupid in a vacuum, but Eli Drake really does wear a He-Man-inspired leather harness to the ring Oh I know, but it takes it to a whole other level to have him screaming about having the power, a reference to a show that....well, since TNA's demographic is well above 50 years old, probably a good amount of their audience will get, actually.
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It sounds stupid in a vacuum, but there is no way I wouldn't mark out for a wrestler riding an armored tiger to the ring. Also I just learned there is a He-Man movie in the works so it might actually be topical. rare Magic card l00k fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Great White Hope posted:It sounds stupid in a vacuum, but there is no way I wouldn't mark out for a wrestler riding an armored tiger to the ring. You know on TNA's budget it would be six stray tabby cats pulling a children's sled.
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flashy_mcflash posted:You know on TNA's budget it would be six stray tabby cats pulling a children's sled. Teddy Hart would still be happy to play the role at least
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