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AP posted:
quote:“You want to know what I think of your Derek?” breathed Ben, unbuckling his belt and dropping his trousers. Chris moved to Wulf’s head and placed his hands on the man’s back, holding him firmly in place as Ben moved up close behind Wulf and pushed his huge cock into the man’s anus. Wulf screamed and screamed, barely able to stand the torture. His arse, already tender from Derek’s attentions, felt like it was on fire. He wasn’t sure, but from the wetness dripping down his thighs it appeared that his anus had started to bleed. Ben pushed himself further and further inside with every thrust, until he was touching Wulf’s large intestine. Wulf screamed and passed out again. Chris waited for Ben to finish before reviving the man again. After Ben had finished his thrusting, shaking climax, he reached over and grabbed Wulf’s burkey. “Do it” he grunted to Chris. More cold water was splashed over Wulf’s face, and the man slowly came to. Then, pain gripped him again as Ben started forcing the steaming hot turkey up into his rectum. Ben pushed and pushed, ignoring Wulf’s agonized screams as his body was slowly torn apart. He could feel his anus splitting, feel the turkey pass up through his colon and into his abdomen. His stomach bulged obscenely, and his organs ruptured as the turkey was rammed up further and further into his body. He died screaming. Ben pulled his arm from inside Wulf’s body. “Stick this human being in a jetcan and launch it back to them.” he ordered. Two officers gripped the dead man’s arms and swung him down off the table, carrying him towards the cargo bay. Ben finished his burkey and returned to the main window, peering out at the Dissidents’ armada and chortling. Huh, okay.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:40 |
Why would you spent more than 100 dollars on something you can't even ejaculate to? lol
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 14:39 |
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Well that just took a dark turn. That's pretty much type stuff. How the hell does reddit even function?
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 14:50 |
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Decrepus posted:Why would you spent more than 100 dollars on something you can't even ejaculate to? lol Go to the RSI forums and tell me that it isn't full of people jacking off over spaceships (and each other).
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 14:54 |
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I need to give this thread a rest. Last night Derek Smart came to me in a dream and told me not to buy WWE 2K16 because it's a scam made by Croberts. I have no intention of buying that game anyway since they all suck so WTF?
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 14:56 |
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as we move towards peak comedy we must tiptoe past the dark place, the place of unspeakable horrors, T̰͓̂̋͋͌h̠̝ͪ͆ͦe̜͇̺̩̎͗ͫ͂̓ͬ̈͐ ̱͎̔̃̓̓̇̚F̼͎̘͈̻̾͗͌̎̚a͓̜̣͓ͧ̎̾ͫ̿ͫn̳̟̠͈̦ͭͮ̅̑̽͌̑ͩ̀ ̗̺̩̥͕̣̼͂̌̄ͥ̈ͅF̜̫̖ͨ̌ͨ̍̋ͪī̱͖ͅc̼̭͕̩̼̊͒̽̅̔ ̩̝͕̗̗̯̤͉ͮ̌͊͊z̼͔̍ͬ͂ö̠̻̗͙́̌n͇͈̬͕̖̬̼̔̒e͚͔̖̖͙̥̳̱ͤͫͪ̉ͪͬ.̼͔̟̳̜͕̳̏ͮ.̞͎̳̯̥̻̰̺ͦͣͪ͒ͦ̆ͬ.̯̤̥͓͕̜̯͗̏̓ͬͅ.̼̝̟̺͉̻̥ͫͫͅ.̞̫̙̗̰̜̪̮̘̈͑ͦ̎ͯͪ̉́͐.̲̳͕ͧ̃͌ͦͪ͌́̐͗ ̩̘̥̮̣̝̰͗̈̓ͦͅI͕̩͙̬̫̙̪͇ͤ͐̒́n̳͕̤͓̟ͣ̔ͪ ̺̘̪̩ͨ̏̅t̲̩̘̩͋ͤḧ̟̬́ͪ̀͂ͤͫ̇é̯͇͖̮͉̥̈́ ͖̩̯̻̔͊̂̐̒ͭd͓̜͙̦͚̠̖̋a̦͙͈̫̝̦̮͐ͮ̃ͦ̐̐r̬͒ͥͫͨ͑̽k͎̘̲̝͔̳̙̄ͬ̽ͣ͑ͅn͙͕͓͇̳̈͂̈́̓̓ͥ͂ͧe͔̪̦̪̓ͦ͆̓s̱̟͇̼̫̖̔ͭͤș͙̫̪͇̫̅͒̑̏͌̂͊̓ ͍͗̾́̇͆͆͌̾f̮̟̯̤͐ͨ̽ͦ̉r̙͇̠̾̍̿̀͌̊o̭̣̙̲̪͉̩̩̘̎ͪͤ̈́̌͒̽̄̚m̤͎̭ͮ ̠̟̥̹̣̱ͤb̺̣̙̖͖̱͌̓e͙̩̦̳͈̭̫͛͂y̻̮̞̎ͩ̐̎ͪ͒ͬͧo͈̱͔͓̹̐̎ͣ̽͒n͚̮͇̠͓ͭ͗̓͌ͯd̙͓͇̦̅͌͗ͤ̏ ͍̩͍̪̖͇͚ͣ̏̀ͦͧͥt͈͍̮̦̤̗ͪ̽͒ͧͣͬ̃̋ͭi̗̤̺̻̙͖͓̞̤̓́̏̚̚m̺͔̗̰̖̺͚͒ͦ̈ͯͪͮ̋ȅ͚̯̟͇̗̝̍̂̑̈ͪͪ
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lulzreddit posted:“You want to know what I think of your Derek?” breathed Gary, unbuckling his belt and dropping his trousers.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 14:58 |
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Derek Smart. I wanna go gay for you in RL. Doxx me so we can meet up. Call my dad first, it would be easier for me to come out this way.
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Fish Fry Andy posted:Huh, okay. well
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Fish Fry Andy posted:Huh, okay.
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joats posted:Derek Smart. I wanna go gay for you in RL. Doxx me so we can meet up. Call my dad first, it would be easier for me to come out this way.
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joats posted:Derek Smart. I wanna go gay for you in RL. Doxx me so we can meet up. Call my dad first, it would be easier for me to come out this way. That's him in the wheelchair.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:02 |
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Question: since mad citizens are flaggin every image can we get every front page cat picture taken dowb just by posting it here?
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:05 |
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Fish Fry Andy posted:Huh, okay.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:06 |
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Lodin posted:I need to give this thread a rest. Last night Derek Smart came to me in a dream and told me not to buy WWE 2K16 because it's a scam made by Croberts. I have no intention of buying that game anyway since they all suck so WTF? You're not supposed to give away how The Warlord transmits his orders!
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:07 |
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Here's the full version for you guys. :)quote:This is the retelling of the epic "Flight Of The Burkey" of olden times. Alan Smithee posted:Question: since mad citizens are flaggin every image can we get every front page cat picture taken dowb just by posting it here? No they stopped.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:09 |
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Fish Fry Andy posted:Here's the full version for you guys. Well yes, thank you, I bet thats what everyone was waiting for!
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:12 |
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Is that mixing this with EVE in absolutely all the worst ways?
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:13 |
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dogboy posted:Well yes, thank you, I bet thats what everyone was waiting for!
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joats posted:That's him in the wheelchair.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr9OQmHuJZk
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:19 |
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Is that fanfic written by ikarti? It's reminiscent of his MWO work.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:21 |
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In other news, CCP sold White Wolf to Paradox in what can only be called a 'fire sale' in which CCP has handed over all the assets for their WoD 'MMO' which was cancelled in April 2014 after _9_ years of development. Eve players will remember the $79 monocle that created the Burn Jita movement and prompted a bunch of us to drop the game when Hilmar famously compared ingame jpegs with designer jeans. This is an interesting roundup of the problems that CCP faced: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/05/world-of-darkness-the-inside-story-mmo-ccp-white-wolf quote:There was another problem. Several members of the WoD development team told the Guardian that this early bump in the road was exacerbated by extreme disorganisation on the part of CCP’s Icelandic management. Very shortly after initial development began, the company started blurring the lines between the World of Darkness and Eve projects. Sounds familiar.
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Yeah, that sounds about right. Although, frankly, Apocrypha was probably one of the better EVE expansions they ever put out. Maybe someone has been borrowing business tips from Iceland?
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Hav posted:In other news, CCP sold White Wolf to Paradox in what can only be called a 'fire sale' in which CCP has handed over all the assets for their WoD 'MMO' which was cancelled in April 2014 after _9_ years of development. Eve players will remember the $79 monocle that created the Burn Jita movement and prompted a bunch of us to drop the game when Hilmar famously compared ingame jpegs with designer jeans. What a shame. I remember when Incarna failed and finally put the last nail in the coffin of WoD. I was so looking forward to that game.
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Hav posted:In other news, CCP sold White Wolf to Paradox in what can only be called a 'fire sale' in which CCP has handed over all the assets for their WoD 'MMO' which was cancelled in April 2014 after _9_ years of development. Eve players will remember the $79 monocle that created the Burn Jita movement and prompted a bunch of us to drop the game when Hilmar famously compared ingame jpegs with designer jeans. At least Dust 514 was a hit
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Amun Khonsu posted:What a shame. I remember when Incarna failed and finally put the last nail in the coffin of WoD. I was so looking forward to that game. me too.. the idea of a bunch of roleplaying vampires just seemed like a great thing to crash a clown car into.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:27 |
my loving lord
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Eonwe posted:my loving lord mon dieu!
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SneakyFrog posted:mon dieu! Sacre bleu!
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:29 |
i honestly dont even know anymore
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:30 |
like ive only ever really posted here to mock star citizen, but how can I mock something that is like recursively self mocking
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:31 |
like the people that wrote that they've self owned harder than I could even imagine
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:32 |
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Eonwe posted:like ive only ever really posted here to mock star citizen, but how can I mock something that is like recursively self mocking you cant its a perfect thing, it would would reflect your mockery like a force field back at you.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:33 |
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Okay which one of you wrote that? I don't know whether to cringe or cry, so I'll just laugh at that and pretend one of you wrote that as a troll.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:34 |
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im into some sick poo poo, but that fanfic is too repulsive
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:37 |
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CISscum posted:From: Chris Roberts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk57f24
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:38 |
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OMGWTFTREEHACK posted:we strongly believe in free speech and allow many dissenting opinions Strongly believing doesn't allow, it ferociously defends.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:53 |
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Lodin posted:I need to give this thread a rest. Last night Derek Smart came to me in a dream and told me not to buy WWE 2K16 because it's a scam made by Croberts. I have no intention of buying that game anyway since they all suck so WTF? Chris McMahon: "IT WAS ME AWFUL"
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Eonwe posted:like the people that wrote that In failure, every white knight knows, tis better to fall on your own sword rather than be slain by the enemy.
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