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Sweet As Sin posted:Man I have a disconnect between cute and food. I eat everything. I had pet rabbits and chickens, and bottle fed kids (goats!) that I later ate. I'd have a hard time doing the killing myself. Processing, slightly less so but still not super easy (I've only ever cleaned fish before). I know it makes me a hypocrite, but I don't really have the desire to take steps to coach myself out of it, since I can just by meat at a store.
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AnonSpore posted:Never cook with pork belly if grease disgusts you. It tastes like heaven but looks like hell if you think fat is gross. Oh I don't mind grease for the most part. I probably eat way more bacon than I should, and rolling my own out of a solid pork belly is on my to do list. Somebody upthread mentioned it before that pretty much anything cooked in a crock pot just doesn't take good pictures. Combine that fact with a crappy cellphone and you just get horrible.
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I'm bored today and want to grill. Somebody give me a burger/steak/etc AFP and I'll recreate it in glorious HD photos and videos
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Let me introduce you to: Pork Cheese (queso de cerdo)  Beautiful
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My favourite posts in this thread are the one where I can't immediately determine what it is. Like that pancake picture that looks like chicken. What the gently caress is this?
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death .cab for qt posted:I'm bored today and want to grill. Somebody give me a burger/steak/etc AFP and I'll recreate it in glorious HD photos and videos Well, if you're into the "horribly unhealthy" side of AFP rather than "disgusting and terrible to look at" side, then you could try 
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Melt some Reese cups over the funnel cake, top and bottom.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Well, if you're into the "horribly unhealthy" side of AFP rather than "disgusting and terrible to look at" side, then you could try Is that a fried mac and cheese juicy Lucy? E:OH GOD no it's funnel cake nooooo
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death .cab for qt posted:Is that a fried mac and cheese juicy Lucy? Nope. It's funnel cake. But you could mix it with the idea of a stuffed burger. Maybe stuff some mac and cheese inside it. Or coat some mac and cheese with funnel cake batter and fry that and stuff other things in the oh god this is terrible. MariusLecter posted:Melt some Reese cups over the funnel cake, top and bottom. Yesssss 
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If I had a fryer I would, but I do not. Peanut butter cup and Mac-and-cheese stuffed burger though...
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Bah, you don't need a fryer. Maybe a Friar for final blessings but not a fryer. You can get away with doing it on the stove with a pan, just try to not, you know, set things on fire. And wear a shirt. If you go for the stuffed burger option, we've had reeses burgers, so maybe another candy? Snickers? 100 Grand? Hell, who needs chocolate, do a series of Starburst burgers for that fruity kick. (Please don't actually do any of this, save yourself.)
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Someone determine the melting point of sour patch kids so we can see if they'd be a good payload 
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Sodium Chloride posted:My favourite posts in this thread are the one where I can't immediately determine what it is. Like that pancake picture that looks like chicken. 'sugar free brownies'. the poop logs are 'sugar free gluten free twix'
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Bah, you don't need a fryer. Maybe a Friar for final blessings but not a fryer. You can get away with doing it on the stove with a pan, just try to not, you know, set things on fire. And wear a shirt. 
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death .cab for qt posted:If I had a fryer I would, but I do not. If only we had an informational video about stuffing peanut butter cups into beef patties...
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I missed the quoted post before and I'm pretty sure I would have led a happier and more fulfilled life if it had stayed that way.
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Xoidanor posted:My family has a strict no cute animals policy. Goat, moose and chickens, ok. Lamb, deer and geese, not ok. Cows are cute as hell. Bring on the steak.
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Xoidanor posted:My family has a strict no cute animals policy. Goat, moose and chickens, ok. Lamb, deer and geese, not ok. In what universe is a goose a cute animal 
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Geese have teethed tongues and will come at people with intent to murder for looking at them funny, they are hella not cute
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I had a pet rabbit named Hasenpfeffer as a child. She never actually became her namesake, and tbh she was so mean it probably would have effected the flavor somehow.
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A goose killed an ostrich on my parents' ranch. Eat all of them!
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Eponine posted:My biggest issue is smart to food, which is why I'm really cutting pork out of my diet. Pigs are as smart as my dogs and I couldn't eat my dogs, so I probably shouldn't eat pork. After a certain point animal intelligence correlates to assholishness so gently caress it, eat 'em. On the other hand, Dolphin apparently tastes terrible and Chimpanzees are a probable vector for Ebola so...
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Eponine posted:My biggest issue is smart to food, which is why I'm really cutting pork out of my diet. Pigs are as smart as my dogs and I couldn't eat my dogs, so I probably shouldn't eat pork. Cows also show some pretty basic intelligence which requires stimulation to keep them from getting depressed, and don't get me started on some types of birds that actually can learn and understand languages like African Greys. That hasn't stopped anyone from breeding and eating lovely dumb chickens though. If you're going to use that excuse you should probably cut everything except broiler chickens out.
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Sweet As Sin posted:A goose killed an ostrich on my parents' ranch. Eat all of them! How the hell does that happen?
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I'm sure this is probably great, but I feel like these "green tea tiramisu pancakes" could use a little visual help:
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drrockso20 posted:How the hell does that happen? Geese (and swans) are extremely vicious and surprisingly lethal birds.
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AnonSpore posted:Geese (and swans) are extremely vicious and surprisingly lethal birds. I have a bunch of pictures of my boyfriend chasing after geese on the island; because they didn't attack him, I don't think he believes me that they are dangerous. content: 
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I've been attacked by geese to the point it's wings wrapped around my head as it pulled my hair and kicked my backpack. All I was doing was walking to work. Also Xoidanor posted:My family has a strict no cute animals policy. Goat, moose and chickens, ok. Lamb, deer and geese, not ok. Moose are majestic, beautiful, and their babies are cuter than all other ungulate babies combined. You will not slander moose on my watch, mister. I eat moose, it's delicious
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I've had whale, foal, ostrich and crocodile and felt bad about none of it (OK maybe the whale a little bit). Love goat too. My partner insisted on drawing the line at puffin but to be honest it didn't look like there was much on it worth having anyway. In the Transmetropolitan comics there is a successful food chain called Long Pig, which mainly serves meat called Bastard; from cloned humans bred without brainstem function. I thought about it a bit and figured I would go for that at least once if it was cooked nicely. 
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Sweet As Sin posted:Man I have a disconnect between cute and food. I eat everything. I had pet rabbits and chickens, and bottle fed kids (goats!) that I later ate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhatYWMRA0U
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AnonSpore posted:Geese (and swans) are extremely vicious and surprisingly lethal birds. I understand the vicious part, I just figured the size difference between a goose and an ostrich would lead to to the latter stomping the former if attacked drrockso20 has a new favorite as of 01:38 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I've been attacked by geese to the point it's wings wrapped around my head as it pulled my hair and kicked my backpack. All I was doing was walking to work. I feel like it would have that weird, woodsy aftertaste that llama or deer has
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cash crab posted:I feel like it would have that weird, woodsy aftertaste that llama or deer has Soak it in water for 12 hours before hand and it removes all the gamey taste. For venison, anyway.
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Ever not want to eat something so much you take a bite out of the plate?
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This is art of the highest order.
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And yet the photography is way better than anything Martha Stewart has taken.
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