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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
What's FILK?

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

What's FILK?

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I don't know what your parents did to you...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Imagined posted:

I don't know what your parents did to you...

Well, they gave birth to me, and, yadda yadda.

Yadda, yadda yadda. :(

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Well, they gave birth to me, and, yadda yadda.

Yadda, yadda yadda. :(

I'm aware! I'm aware!! But this is Red, potee. A good poster! How can I live the rest of my life, knowing I coulda been with Red? She said I was just his type! He loves inconsistent, unoriginal, shitposting funny forumites!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

TMMadman posted:

SERENITY NOW!

Insanity later. :)

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
She invites me up at twelve o’clock at night, for coffee, and I don’t go up. “No thank you. I don’t want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee.” I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live. I can’t imagine what she must think of me.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
The little light is blinking right now... Come and listen to the idiot! Hey everybody, the idiot's on!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Root Bear posted:

The little light is blinking right now... Come and listen to the idiot! Hey everybody, the idiot's on!

Well... I thought they wore gloves and helmets, you know, like on American Gladiators.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Who turns down a junior mint.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Who turns down a junior mint.

Duncan Meyer.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Yes, Mr. Bevilacqua!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Babu...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Excuse me, Vice President Gyshall, no one cares about your Gammy. :rolleyes:

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Insanity later. :)

So... your car caught fire because of my father, and.. the "woman on the horse"? :raise:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Relayer posted:

So... your car caught fire because of my father, and.. the "woman on the horse"? :raise:

He was only wearing them to fool Lloyd Braun!!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

He was only wearing them to fool Lloyd Braun!!

You wanna buy a computer!? No? WHY NOT!? :mad:



I see, good answer. :(

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



potee posted:

You wanna buy a computer!? No? WHY NOT!? :mad:



I see, good answer. :(

there's porn.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Aye Doc posted:

there's porn.

And stock quotes!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Well, maybe you're the one who stunk up the car, rather than the car stinking up you!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Well, maybe you're the one who stunk up the car, rather than the car stinking up you!

You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ehud posted:

You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm!
TRACTOR!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







This is an odd side of you, Rageaholic Monkey. I'm leaving.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

haljordan posted:

This is an odd side of you, Rageaholic Monkey. I'm leaving.

Haljordan, you break up with a goon every week...

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

haljordan posted:

This is an odd side of you, Rageaholic Monkey. I'm leaving.

I'm not going along!

I can just see you in Berlin, in 1939, goose-stepping past me: "C'mon, Red, go along, go along."

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Capt. Sticl posted:

Well, maybe you're the one who stunk up the car, rather than the car stinking up you!

Does it smell like the East River?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Red posted:

I can just see you in Berlin, in 1939, goose-stepping past me: "C'mon, Red, go along, go along."

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sash! posted:

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.

I was the only one in the thread that didn't become violently ill.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



potee posted:

I was the only one in the thread that didn't become violently ill.

I was yelling to potee, "can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again!"

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Aye Doc posted:

I was yelling to potee, "can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again!"

Look to the cookie, Aye Doc! Look to the cookie!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Look to the cookie, Aye Doc! Look to the cookie!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Good. Revenge is very good :geno:

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Ehud posted:

Good. Revenge is very good :geno:

Well, actually, I thought it up on the way over here...

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
We need a shortstop. Real bad.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

We need a shortstop. Real bad.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Hey, the Assman's in town!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Hey, the Assman's in town!

I'm not ashamed of my body.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Demon Of The Fall posted:

We need a shortstop. Real bad.

They still have no pitching. Gooden's a question mark. You don't recover from those rotator cuffs so fast.

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

How dare you stop short with my wife!

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LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

ZekeNY posted:

How dare you stop short with my wife!

Then...shouldn't the bucket be on your head?

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