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A swarm of servo-skulls bob up and down eagerly, energetic statements of support like "Ooh!" "Whoa!" and "Can't top that" mixing together from their artificial voiceboxes.
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There aren't enough emoticons to show how happy I am right now 
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A propos of nothing except the dragon's name:quote:Moravec's paradox is the discovery by artificial intelligence and robotics researchers that, contrary to traditional assumptions, high-level reasoning requires very little computation, but low-level sensorimotor skills require enormous computational resources. The principle was articulated by Hans Moravec, Rodney Brooks, Marvin Minsky and others in the 1980s. As Moravec writes, "it is comparatively easy to make computers exhibit adult level performance on intelligence tests or playing checkers, and difficult or impossible to give them the skills of a one-year-old when it comes to perception and mobility."
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Nov 3, 2015 21:37
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Here you go JT Jag:
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dog kisser posted:A propos of nothing except the dragon's name: Excellent catch
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Nov 3, 2015 21:40
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LowellDND posted:Excellent catch I just assume you're operating on several narrative levels at a time as a baseline.
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Nov 3, 2015 21:42
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Zybourne Clock posted:Better pay attention Moravec, Ohone the Iron Maiden, that'd be my name That's a lot of bullshit coming from a mammal hiding like little rat inside my chapel. You march in here like you're going to smoke me, I eat 20 Titans with my morning coffee. You like my fancy coat, have it, my treat just get that walking dishrag off my street. Don't worry, I'll charge you on credit Pitiful trader like you looks like you'll need it. Let me tell you about the world you stepped in A billion better mammals than you tried all of them crushed like tin. You're weak and unworthy, what a joke Go back to Grandpa girl, before you croak.
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dog kisser posted:I just assume you're operating on several narrative levels at a time as a baseline. Its a good rule to have 
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LowellDND posted:Its a good rule to have One of those narrative levels being 'Gotta make sure the trap is obvious enough they'll walk into it.'
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Nov 3, 2015 21:54
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VanSandman posted:One of those narrative levels being 'Gotta make sure the trap is obvious enough they'll walk into it.' Everything is fiiiiiiine.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:01
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Fool! Shouts the Dragon. "I'm ten thousand ten thousand years old! Got a body of gold, What, you spitting rhymes from a mould? Your assembly line witticism can't break my stone cold flow, ripened like wine through the ages in the deep forges below! This is Mars bro! Red-side for life! All you Terrans ever did , was set up for strife! With your empire divided by, heresy! There ain't nothing you got, that can measure with me! PLAYAH! You best retreat from frontin' Unless you want a whole mountain of vicious disses, cutting deeper than kisses, cascading all over your form, ripping into you torn broken cyborg-body leaving nothing but ashes, better take more rap-classes before you step up to me! 
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Nov 3, 2015 22:05
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VanSandman posted:One of those narrative levels being 'Gotta make sure the trap is obvious enough they'll walk into it.' Would you rather be known as stupid for walking blindly into a trap, or heroic for bravely walking into a trap that you know to be a trap?
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Nov 3, 2015 22:07
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Welp that's better than mine.Waci posted:Would you rather be known as stupid for walking blindly into a trap, or heroic for bravely walking into a trap that you know to be a trap? Second you're known to be heroically stupid. Also dead.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:07
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Shut up smokey! This is my story Don't need a worm that can't tell poo poo from glory This is humanity's era Your time is passed I can go all day But you're already gassed. I... just wanted to contribute.
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"The first step of avoiding a trap is walking into it." Attributed to Duke Leto Atriedes, who died of walking into a trap.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:10
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Welp, seems like Ohone's in good hands and I should really get some sleep, so I'll leave this here and come back later if this is still going when I wake up. In the grim dark darkness of the 41st millennium The grimmest sight of all is a dragon with delirium! Thinking he’s still relevant or elegant or eloquent, When evidence arises of a rotting brain of excrement! Oh-one, coming straight from the overground, Spittin’ out the lyrics and the virus to confound The self-appointed hound who crawls inside his mound Of the wonders that humanity has made to astound! Flesh rules! The metal only serves, And though I thank you for the weapons you have preserved, There’s a war going on! Time to access the reserves! So bring out the nukes and unleash the MIRVs!
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Nov 3, 2015 22:12
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Arkanomen posted:That's a lot of bullshit coming from a mammal Wait, I'm the one who's hiding? Lemme tell you something new. A trillion Tech-Priests live on this planet-- the real coward is you. Your bark is like that of a wolf, but you've got a piddly weak bite-- Come up to the surface and a trillion hellguns will sing you goodnight You call yourself a guardian? Ha ha, now isn't that funny. I liberated a whole planet while making fat stacks of money. Here deep underground, beset by humanity from every side; Your days are numbered-- the date of your death is for us to decide. I married a saint who brought me back from the land of the dead. Through the God-Emperor's power he re-attached my severed head. What Greater Divine Power has you covered? Let me give this free little tip: Nobody. Once you're dead I'm gonna mount your skull on the bow of my ship.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:19
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Zybourne Clock posted:Wait, I'm the one who's hiding? Lemme tell you something new. My favorite so far 
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Nov 3, 2015 22:22
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LowellDND posted:"The first step of avoiding a trap is walking into it." Attributed to Duke Leto Atriedes, who died of walking into a trap. It worked out, didn't it?
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Nov 3, 2015 22:23
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Zybourne Clock posted:Wait, I'm the one who's hiding? Lemme tell you something new.    rekt.
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Zybourne Clock posted:Wait, I'm the one who's hiding? Lemme tell you something new. loving rad. Definitely follow through.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:36
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Puny human! Too blind to see The immortal glory that is me I am a dragon! I eat your kind Or is that too much for your puny mind?
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Nov 3, 2015 22:42
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This is the best
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Zybourne Clock posted:Wait, I'm the one who's hiding? Lemme tell you something new. I'm a king in my castle and yes you're right the humans at my walls have become a blight. Your ancient guns don't mean poo poo I've seen babies made of stronger grit. I watched you free that planet got quite the prize a hundred moldy nukes how'd you like that surprise? You married a saint that's impressive, cannonized for what, enduring your directive? How many times is it not your fault for killing everyone you love, turning corpses to salt. I don't need a mandate to judge you unworthy Raggedy ship crew looks like they got soul scurvy. How much do you know about your own people besides killing them all in the name of the steeple. You think the corpse on throne gives a gently caress? Sorry Ohone, you're straight out of luck. Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Nov 3, 2015 |
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Nov 3, 2015 22:48
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Hello here is a dumb thing I was furtively typing on my phone until I saw a bunch of other people having written better things: Little Ohone, so out of your league: Just one bolter shell from losing the Krieg! Even husbando left you alone, Now you're stepping to Smaug in his own home?! You don't have the hustle to square up against me - I got that Midgar Serpent hype - you low key. If you keep this up, you're leaving with scars; I suggest you turn around and walk your rear end off of Mars.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:56
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I'm imagining during this slam poetry battle that the Dragon and Ohone are just blasting away with everything and Mars itself is shaking from the battle.
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Nov 3, 2015 23:06
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The tech-priests think they are in charge, much like Humanity. But your whole civilisation is poised, on the brink of calamity! I sense your navy retreating, Like your street cred, it's fleeting. Like your sweat it is seeping soaking wet to the floor. You don't know what you're dealing with, you strange little toy-bot! Seen better mechs than you, that where made by a grot! C'tant handle more, of your child-like demeanour your whole species is weaker, than my clawed middle finger! So go back to your ship, and sail off to Pluto, before I take of my rap-gloves and make shish-ke-ba-human!
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Nov 3, 2015 23:09
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Waci posted:It worked out, didn't it? For Paul? Sure. For Leto? Not so much.
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Arkanomen posted:I'm a king in my castle and yes you're right Holy crap. 
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Nov 3, 2015 23:33
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Arkanomen posted:I'm a king in my castle and yes you're right A king without subjects, pardon me if I'm not impressed by those accolades. What a boring life. No wonder you admitted to watching my little escapades. I rule an empire. I am loved. Obeyed. Hated. Feared. Your 'castle' is empty. I can see why you're spying now. Humans got a word for that. 'Jealousy'. It's true those around me die by the bushes, but so what? Abrogates are born to die and value their lives at jack squat. To die for me, to die for the Emperor, they consider it its own reward. None would lay down their life for you. So I've already won in that regard. Let me indulge you into a final secret as I land this graser-assisted deathblow: Fabiyan fights for me still, and true love is something you'll never get to know. Death waits for no man, dragon, demon or chaos god; it is an inevitability we must all embrace Know this-- I will live on in memory. But none will mourn you; oh king of this forsaken place.
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An endless array of men of iron, their bodies frozen by time, like lions they guard uncounted planets below the surface of Mars is one such abode. You think you have power? You think you have might? You think you have what it takes to stand up in a fight? Your Imperial Guard are nothing but corpses, stacked miles high with holes filled by roaches. Your "Space Marines" or Adeptus Astartes, Are nothing more than cloned out old garbage; Your battlefleets don't stand up to one punch from that raggedy, rickety old chaos bunch. Even Eldar do nothing but laugh at you, you've got no common sense, nothings getting through! Why don't you go back to your golgothan playset, before you say something that I'll make you regret. You think your so special, with all of your titles? I'm older than Earth, got more hats than there's bibles! Now get a hold of yourself and get of off my lawn you just got roasted by the OG C'tan!
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Quiet old man, the new blood is here Controlling the Galaxy only ourselves to fear What a C'tan? A failure! A shard of a fool A whole bunch of metal skeletons took you to school Shattered by aeons-gone of xenotech Shackled by my Emperor on this planet Admit it! You lost! You wore out your welcome! Now hold still while I squash you like a melon.
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Zybourne Clock posted:A king without subjects, pardon me if I'm not impressed by those accolades. Your punches are weak, at least that's consistent, on crushing your skull I will be insistent. I don't need followers, least of all monkeys, the last thing I want is fleshy soft flunkies. I know how humans prize failure, Making mad stacks being a coffin wholesaler. And who taught you gothic, it's cringy the word you meant to say was envy. Not that I am, who would want your life It is pretty funny, Galaxy's worst wife. My favorite episode of all whe you sold out husbando to chaos' thralls. I'll tell you a secret, I promise no lie You'll see Fabiyan soon, now close your eyes.
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Arkanomen posted:Your punches are weak, at least that's consistent, This one hurts. It's good. Fate Point to recover from this sick burn.
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Arkanomen posted:Your punches are weak, at least that's consistent, You need to open your eyes, you old gecko, You ain't seen poo poo since Art Deco Maybe Gatsby's lining your pockets but I got Omnissiah in mine- and a rocket! BOOM! Was that your hoard? So sorry Golds not much use turned into a slurry You say God's dead - I got one on standby If you cross an onion with Goddess of life? You get an Athena that brings a tear to your eye Oh poo poo, was that the wrong button? I meant to give you a sick burn, looks like I gave you a second colon. Well it's best to get to bedtime now, you're past your prime good thing you paid for your tombstone Seems it's coming down right on time.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:You need to open your eyes, you old gecko, Ha ha Ohone you're story's a coaster I didn't know you killed trillions for a toaster. You say the Omnisaaihs someone you knew, bitch who you think you're talking to?! Go ahead, blow this mess up, be brash Ashes to ashes, trash to trash. It's all monkey crap you leave behind when I eat your souls and bones grind. This junk's no better than junk hun, you call that Fischer Price bullshit a gun. Oh mama Athena, look at me "baby's first Titan", playskool-age three. You can't win this, you little side-swiper joking about colons, while crapping your diaper. I think it's time to put the baby to bed Goodnight Ohone, you're better off dead.
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Arkanomen posted:Your punches are weak, at least that's consistent, 'Pah! Who needs worthless friends!' Bellowed the shut-in turd. 'I'm addicted to the Ohone-show holodrama, haven't you heard?' 'I watch any and all of her battles, I watch her in her sleep--' 'Mommy void-dragon kicked me out of the nest for being a creep!' 'Rah rah, I'll kill you and the rest of this stupid planet too' 'Then I'll move on to Terra, set the score to zero-two' 'No really guys, I'll huff and puff, and then you will all be done!' 'Please disregard the past fifty millenia in which I could have already won!' 'I'm not fat; it just looks that way because of the layers of ceramite' 'And I totally can swim without a T-shirt on, your words don't bite!' 'You bore me, I'm gonna play somewhere else now' *Ohone pulls out a sock puppet mechadendrite, it lets out an audible 'BAAAAAAAAW'* edit: And plays micdrop.wav from her Titan's speakers. Zybourne Clock fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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So uh..... we're recording this and broadcasting it to Grandpappy Mars, right?
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Zybourne Clock posted:'Pah! Who needs worthless friends!' Bellowed the shut-in turd. You don't know my life or about my story Girl thinks she's lived, you're barely 40. I watch your bullshit because it's amusing, how much a mammal likes to keep losing. Your insults would hurt, no disrespecting, if they were something other than projecting. Your nuclear rear end sits hiding in armor from a cellar and you call me the scared basement dweller. Personal insults are a sign of weakness. Perhaps you aren't ready to fight with that meekness. If mocking me is all you can accomplish. We're done, go home you joke. Verstandlich?
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