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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
He also is a firm believer in Yetis, possibly due to mirrors.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
More :siren:BRIAN BLESSED:siren: commentating a snooker game - one of my favorite videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP11L9jRW94

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2Ct3yyB4g

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Ozz81 posted:

More :siren:BRIAN BLESSED:siren: commentating a snooker game - one of my favorite videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP11L9jRW94

A real human being, and a real hero

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ4-v9ujbJo

god I love that guy

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Parkingtigers posted:

BRIAN BLESSED just released an autobiography, and there's an audiobook version with the legend himself reading it.

He's 78, and bench presses 300 Ibs. Says he's going to go down swinging. I love him so loving much.

See also Lionel Fanthorpe, who is an ordained minister, qualified instructor of both bodybuilding and judo, Fortean scholar and explorer, biker and author of over 250 fiction and non-fiction books. Most of his SF is considered to be quite poor, but that's hardly surprising as he was knocking out an average of a book a month for fifteen years. During one three-year period in the 1950s he wrote 89 novels, which is equivalent to double the rate of the NaNoWriMo goal sustained throughout.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXBU4JLoC4

well, blyat :haw:

some war porn too, the Russians aren't loving around in Syria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv3iHs8_2GY

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

canis minor
May 4, 2011


How did the Guiness people verify this? Also - it will be an interesting record to beat.

I find this pretty badass: http://www.techinsider.io/germany-is-turning-on-its-monster-stellarator-2015-10

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Thats amazing and I never knew about it. Thanks for posting it!

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

canis minor posted:

How did the Guiness people verify this? Also - it will be an interesting record to beat.

IIRC they later got an Apache to hover over where he shot from and measure the distance with it's laser rangefinder (the Army that is, I don't think Guiness have Apache gunships.)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

IIRC they later got an Apache to hover over where he shot from and measure the distance with it's laser rangefinder (the Army that is, I don't think Guiness have Apache gunships.)

Guiness could afford a fleet of them though.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

That's insane. What kind of scope does that guy use? How can you even see a target from almost 3km away?

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

beedeebee posted:

That's insane. What kind of scope does that guy use? How can you even see a target from almost 3km away?

It was a Schmidt & Bender MILITARY MKII 5-25×56 scope, which at maximum magnification (25x) would look like this:



He also would have had a spotter (with an even more powerful optic) working with him to dial in his shots, gradually adjusting each time until he could make the kill shots.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ok, 81 clicks elevation..... :stare:

Windage, your mother.

What is the velocity of that round; at the muzzle and when it struck the target?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

VendaGoat posted:

Ok, 81 clicks elevation..... :stare:

Windage, your mother.

What is the velocity of that round; at the muzzle and when it struck the target?

Need a TFR guy up in this joint for the real info, but your basic deer rifle is somewhere around 2200 ft/sec more or less muzzle velocity. Do a math for 1.5 miles and 3 seconds and you get average velocity.

edit: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

edit 2: about 2800 ft/sec according to the article

Kafouille posted:

There is a pretty decent article about what it took to make that shot here : http://www.millettsights.com/resources/shooting-tips/making-a-2700-yard-shot/

And that first clickbait is wrong, the round would take around 5.7 seconds to get that far, they appear to have just used the muzzle velocity to calculate the time.

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Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !
There is a pretty decent article about what it took to make that shot here : http://www.millettsights.com/resources/shooting-tips/making-a-2700-yard-shot/

And that first clickbait is wrong, the round would take around 5.7 seconds to get that far, they appear to have just used the muzzle velocity to calculate the time.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I think we can go ahead and change his name to Fullthor.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Your Gay Uncle posted:

I think we can go ahead and change his name to Fullthor.

I'm pretty sure you can only handle half.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

VendaGoat posted:

Ok, 81 clicks elevation..... :stare:

Windage, your mother.

What is the velocity of that round; at the muzzle and when it struck the target?

I saw an interview with the guy who had the previous record, a Canadian (though he used American ammo :smuggo:). He said he maxed out the dials for elevation and windage, and there still weren't enough mil dots in either direction. He was basically placing the big open space in one corner over the target. First shot missed, but the guys on the receiving end had no idea what was happening or what to take cover behind, so there was plenty of time for the followup shot, which hit.

Imagine being on the receiving end, so far away you can't hear the bang, let alone spot the sniper.

Now consider being on the wrong end of one of these:


Iowa class battleship. That second image has been posted before, and will be posted again. I couldn't not post it. Click for bigger.

Those 16 inch guns fire a variety of shells ranging from 1,900 to 2,700 lbs to a range of 42,345 yards. Aiming is done with the assistance of a mechanical computer that accounts for powder charge, wind, ship's speed, target's speed, humidity, and other factors. Some of the training videos are on youtube. Give it a watch. It's real neat, and gives you a great idea of how the machine works, not just how to work it.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Those 16 inch guns fire a variety of shells ranging from 1,900 to 2,700 lbs to a range of 42,345 yards. Aiming is done with the assistance of a mechanical computer that accounts for powder charge, wind, ship's speed, target's speed, humidity, and other factors. Some of the training videos are on youtube. Give it a watch. It's real neat, and gives you a great idea of how the machine works, not just how to work it.

I've shot long distances.....

Humans give the computers the variables, the computer does the math faster than what we can put it into it. The output kills the enemy.

Some engineer had to design the system and the formula to give to the computer to compute.

We are very good at killing ourselves.

It's still amazing and I thank you for the video.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Did the Iowas in the 80s still use the mechanical fire computers they were built with? Surely not. Also that conversion is one ugly bitch, totally ruined her lines with the chopper pad.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I saw an interview with the guy who had the previous record, a Canadian (though he used American ammo :smuggo:). He said he maxed out the dials for elevation and windage, and there still weren't enough mil dots in either direction. He was basically placing the big open space in one corner over the target. First shot missed, but the guys on the receiving end had no idea what was happening or what to take cover behind, so there was plenty of time for the followup shot, which hit.

Imagine being on the receiving end, so far away you can't hear the bang, let alone spot the sniper.

Now consider being on the wrong end of one of these:


Iowa class battleship. That second image has been posted before, and will be posted again. I couldn't not post it. Click for bigger.

Those 16 inch guns fire a variety of shells ranging from 1,900 to 2,700 lbs to a range of 42,345 yards. Aiming is done with the assistance of a mechanical computer that accounts for powder charge, wind, ship's speed, target's speed, humidity, and other factors. Some of the training videos are on youtube. Give it a watch. It's real neat, and gives you a great idea of how the machine works, not just how to work it.

seems pretty irresponsible to show people how to fire those guns imo. What if some nutjob uses one to shoot up a school?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Minarch posted:

seems pretty irresponsible to show people how to fire those guns imo. What if some nutjob uses one to shoot up a school?

Given the mentality of an average school shooter they'd ram too many bags of propellant in and blow themselves into a fine pink mist.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

Minarch posted:

seems pretty irresponsible to show people how to fire those guns imo. What if some nutjob uses one to shoot up a school?

We must outfit schools with 16 inch guns to protect themselves.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Stick some Aegis in the parking lot during morning drop off.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
mutually assured destruction worked during the cold war so

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

It was a Schmidt & Bender MILITARY MKII 5-25×56 scope, which at maximum magnification (25x) would look like this:



He also would have had a spotter (with an even more powerful optic) working with him to dial in his shots, gradually adjusting each time until he could make the kill shots.

Would the targets not here the report at all or would they just hear it and not be able to tell where it is coming from?

Pharnakes posted:

Did the Iowas in the 80s still use the mechanical fire computers they were built with? Surely not.

I vaguely remember this from the mil history thread but I'm pretty sure they still did. I think the reasoning was that the real advantage of converting to digital wouldn't be the accuracy but that it would be more easily integrated into the ships other systems or some such poo poo and that the costs involved wouldn't be worth it.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Russians(?) stopping a man from lighting himself on fire:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Frostwerks posted:

Would the targets not here the report at all or would they just hear it and not be able to tell where it is coming from?

The bullet is supersonic. It gets there before the bang.
Edit: I either misread or caught you mid edit. v:buddy:v

quote:

I vaguely remember this from the mil history thread but I'm pretty sure they still did. I think the reasoning was that the real advantage of converting to digital wouldn't be the accuracy but that it would be more easily integrated into the ships other systems or some such poo poo and that the costs involved wouldn't be worth it.

Google suggests yes, they did at least one upgrade. In particular, the AA guns couldn't handle the speed of modern jets.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
To return to the subject of BRIAN BLESSED, he also appeared on the heavy metal band Manowar's remake of their classic album, to recite this spoken track, and it's just as gloriously hammy as one might expect:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_9EHT4Ce4

The whole thing isn't available on Youtube, sadly.

EDIT:

quote:

He has been awarded the honorary title of "Official Shoutsperson" by the University of York's Douglas Adams Society.[18] In 2011, the student union voted to christen a new study area the "Brian Blessed Centre for Quiet Study".
British humour :allears:

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Fargin Icehole posted:

We must outfit schools with 16 inch guns to protect themselves.

Sir, there is a school shooter just over the horizon.

(Alternatively: I took your suggestion and sent dick pics to all the local schools)

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The bullet is supersonic. It gets there before the bang.
Edit: I either misread or caught you mid edit. v:buddy:v


Google suggests yes, they did at least one upgrade. In particular, the AA guns couldn't handle the speed of modern jets.

Oh, I thought you meant the 16 inchers. As for CWIS poo poo I'm surprised they didn't just upgun it with bunches of phalanxes, oerlikons, sea sparrows, etc.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I remember hearing some absurd statistic like 70%+ of the world's population lives within reach of US Navy guns.

The real stat there is that most of the world's population is concentrated to within a couple dozen miles of the ocean, but it's scarier to say it the first way.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

canyoneer posted:

I remember hearing some absurd statistic like 70%+ of the world's population lives within reach of US Navy guns.

The real stat there is that most of the world's population is concentrated to within a couple dozen miles of the ocean, but it's scarier to say it the first way.

Was it just guns? And are we including the range of aircraft? What about rivers? Want to drive up the rhine and shell the uppity swiss in their mountain fortress or go to amazonas and teach the people of manaus not to gently caress with the greatest navy a runaway military budget can buy.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Grey Fox posted:

Russians(?) stopping a man from lighting himself on fire:



And in the process lighting that poor pine tree on fire.

I guess it's better than that poor sap but still.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Frostwerks posted:

Was it just guns? And are we including the range of aircraft? What about rivers? Want to drive up the rhine and shell the uppity swiss in their mountain fortress or go to amazonas and teach the people of manaus not to gently caress with the greatest navy a runaway military budget can buy.

It gets even more complicated if we include sub-based nukes.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Frostwerks posted:

Oh, I thought you meant the 16 inchers. As for CWIS poo poo I'm surprised they didn't just upgun it with bunches of phalanxes, oerlikons, sea sparrows, etc.

That was just the only specific example I could remember. There were shortcomings with the big guns too. I can only do so much research while phoneposting on the toilet.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Thump! posted:

And in the process lighting that poor pine tree on fire.

I guess it's better than that poor sap but still.
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll get to the sap once it's through with the bark.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Pook Good Mook posted:

It gets even more complicated if we include sub-based nukes.

True. Honestly, I personally didn't because I don't know if any place on land could even go untouched.

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